Candy Paint
Post Malone Lyrics

Candy paint with the white on top
My car has an awesome paint job with a white layer on top that resembles fresh candy.

Lambo doors of the oo-op drop
I have Lamborghini-style doors on my expensive car that dramatically swing up and down.

If you busy plotting on what I got
If you're planning to steal from me or envy what I own, be careful because I will become aggressive.

Kick in your door, that's SWAT you thot
If you choose to invade my property, I will retaliate by calling the SWAT team on you.

Hundred thousand dollars on the table top
I have a large amount of cash stacked on my table, showing off my wealth.

Half price my whips same price my watch
My cars and my watch are equally valuable, and I paid half the original price for my cars.

Got no jumper but I ball a lot
I'm balling (being very successful) without having a basketball jersey or playing basketball.

Bitch I'm young stoney, I do what I want
I'm young and rich, so I have the freedom to do whatever I want.

Didn't know that was your girl when she gave me top
I didn't realize the girl who gave me oral sex was taken.

Kicked her out the Rolls said, "Thanks a lot"
After receiving oral sex, I kicked the girl out of my Rolls Royce and sarcastically thanked her.

God damn I love paper like I'm Michael Scott
I love money so much that it's similar to the passion Michael Scott, the character from the TV show The Office, had for paper.

I can do things that your man cannot
I have capabilities that other men don't possess.

Slide boy comin' down, damn I'm hot
I'm driving down in my car, and I'm feeling very attractive and confident.

Everybody say that I gotta be stopped
Many people are telling me that I need to slow down or quit what I'm doing.

Even though my final form ain't unlocked
I'm not at my full potential yet, but people are already intimidated by me.

I'm so ahead of you motherfuckers
I'm more advanced and successful than all of you haters.

How you comprehend what you ain't understanding?
You claim to understand me, but you don't really comprehend me or my success.

Count a hundred bands and I watch it vanish
I'm careless with my money, and I can blow through a hundred thousand dollars very quickly.

Diamonds going crazy like they on the dance floor
My diamond jewelry is so flashy and wild that it looks like they're dancing.

Got a lot of ass, nothing I can't handle
I have many women who are physically attracted to me, and I'm able to handle it.

Flavor that's whatever, you should try a sample
My attitude and style are whatever I want them to be, and people should take a closer look and learn from me.

Baby I'm the boss like I'm Tony Danza
I'm the one in charge, just like Tony Danza from the show Who's the Boss?.

Everybody trying to tell me what I stand for
Many people are questioning why I am successful and what I truly represent.

But you don't fucking know me homie you don't want war
You don't truly know me or what I'm capable of, and you shouldn't engage in a fight with me.

I've been rolling twenty ash hit the road
I've been driving down a highway and smoking expensive marijuana at the same time.

Hit the switch open the suicide doors
I opened my car's suicide doors by pressing a button on my car keys.

We already know you vanished though
We know that you're not loyal and will abandon us when it matters the most.

Hit my momma when I ride in that, oh
I drive my car so fast that my mother would be frightened if she rode with me.

All these motherfuckers so false with me
Many people pretend to like me, but they're truly fake and insincere.

If your money funny, don't talk to me (nah)
If you're broke or not financially stable, I don't want to talk or associate with you.

I know there ain't shit that you could offer me
There's nothing you could give me that I need or want.

Take a second if you think about crossing me
Think twice before crossing me, because it won't end well for you.