Tonz of Fun
Presence Lyrics

How shallow can a man be
The man in question is superficial and lacks depth in his thinking.

I borrowed this story from a friend
The man is telling a story he heard from someone else.

Now an enemy
The friend who told the story is now an enemy due to the situation that the man got himself into.

'Cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line
The man believes a true friend would not do something that would cross a line and disrespect another person.

And disrespect a lady of any kind
The man specifically values respect for women and believes it is important to always treat them with dignity.

Stranger in my bed
The man wakes up next to a stranger in his bed.

Can't recall last night
The man cannot remember what happened the night before.

That's why
The reason for his memory lapse is explained in the following lines.

I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head
The man slept with someone who he thinks resembles Carney Wilson and is using this as a reference point for telling the story.

Oh god
The man is expressing frustration or disbelief.

Got to wash my nuts
The man feels a need to clean himself.

I've done it once again
The man is repeating a mistake he has made before.

Go Go get dressed
The man tells the woman to get dressed and leave his bed.

Get outta my bed
The man wants the woman to leave his bed.

Now find your way home
The man expects the woman to leave and find her way home on her own.

Lucky to have survived
The man feels fortunate to have survived the encounter with the woman due to her size.

She was more than twice my size
The woman was significantly larger than the man.

Big is beautiful
The man believes that larger people can be beautiful too.

But I'm just a small guy
The man is highlighting the contrast between his size and the woman's size.

And I could break
The man is saying that he could physically break under her weight.

Under the weight of her thighs
The man is specifically referring to the weight of her thighs as a source of pressure on his body.

Maybe now I should quit my drinkin'
The man is considering giving up drinking due to the situation he got himself into.

What was I thinkin'
The man is expressing regret for his actions and questioning his judgment at the time.

I had the beer goggles strapped on
The man was under the influence of alcohol and his judgment was impaired.

Passed out
The man lost consciousness or fell asleep.

Face down
The man's body position at this time.

Naked on the lawn
The man was outside and not wearing any clothes.

Awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking
The man woke up due to either an earthquake or the vibrations caused by someone or something approaching him.

The type of girl that literally brings home the bacon
The woman is a provider, possibly financially or through other means, for the man.

In my state of mind
The man is still under the influence of alcohol and his judgment is still impaired.

I was hers for the taking
The man felt he was easily manipulated by the woman due to his condition at the time.

It seems she was interested in some lovemaking
The woman appeared to be interested in having sex with the man.

"do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung"
The woman mentions someone named Jay Slim and insinuates that he has a large penis.

It was then that I knew
The man realized something significant at this point in the story.

We were in for wang chung
The man and woman were about to engage in sexual activity.

She grabbed my car keys
The woman took the man's car keys.

My ID
The man's identification was also taken by the woman.

We dipped
The man and woman left the house and went somewhere else.

In between sips of Schlitz
The man is drinking beer between parts of the story.

She kept lickin' her lips
The woman was continuously licking her lips, possibly indicating her sexual interest.

I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick
The man is unsure if the woman is interested in having sex with him.

Or to drive-through KFC for another drumstick
The woman is possibly hungry and wants to go to KFC for more food.

I feel so ashamed
The man is experiencing feelings of guilt or embarrassment.

No one to blame but myself
The man takes responsibility for the situation he got himself into.

I've done it once again
The man is repeating a mistake he has made before.