Shake Hands With Beef
Primus Lyrics


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There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for an eye
Eye for a tooth

When I roamed young
I'd scavenge around
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town
It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef

She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop they raised her
On huge slabs of meat

She's fine
A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty six pumps
on a Crossman
And it's time to play

It's nice, so nice, to be

Pull out the cannon boys
Steal us some wine




Puff Tijuana Smalls
Shake hands with beef

Overall Meaning

The song "Shake Hands With Beef" by Primus is a satirical take on American culture and its love of meat. The opening lines suggest that there are times to lie and times to tell the truth, which leads into the chorus's call for retribution - an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. The lyrics then delve into the theme of living off the land, as the singer describes scavenging for food in their small town.


The chorus is where the song's title comes from, as the singer sings about shaking hands with beef. This metaphorical gesture represents America's obsession with meat-eating, and how it is a part of our culture. The following verse further explores this theme, as we learn about a woman who was raised on "huge slabs of meat" by her parents. Even her beauty is defined by her connection to meat, as the singer describes her as "so fine, so sweet."


The song as a whole is a commentary on America's love affair with meat-eating and how it affects our culture. The lyrics are filled with hyperbole and absurd imagery to drive this point home, making it a typical exercise in Primus's unique brand of satire.


Line by Line Meaning

There's a time for lies
Sometimes it's necessary to lie or withhold the truth.


And a time for truth
But there are also times when telling the truth is essential.


I say, eye for an eye
People should be punished in a way that matches their crime.


Eye for a tooth
Specifically, the punishment should be similar to the offense committed.


When I roamed young
As a young person exploring my environment.


I'd scavenge around
I would search every corner of my hometown.


Every nook and cranny
I was determined to find everything, no matter how small or hidden.


Of our little town
In the small town where I grew up.


It's nice, so nice, to be
It's a good feeling to be able to explore and discover things.


Pull out the cannon boys
Get ready to party and have a good time.


Steal us some wine
Let's have some alcohol and enjoy ourselves.


Puff Tijuana Smalls
Smoke some marijuana cigarettes.


Shake hands with beef
Enjoy a hearty meal, possibly a steak or burger.


She's so fine
Referring to a woman who is physically attractive.


She's so sweet
And also has a pleasant personality.


Mom and Pop they raised her
Her parents brought her up.


On huge slabs of meat
By feeding her a lot of meat, which may be seen as a metaphor for providing a nourishing and fulfilling upbringing.


She's fine
Once again emphasizing her physical beauty.


A man of nine
Referring to the singer himself, who is now nine years older.


Water derby day
A day on which people participate in water sports or another aquatic activity.


Twenty six pumps
The exact meaning is unclear, but it may refer to some sort of water pump system involved in the activity.


on a Crossman
Possibly a reference to a specific brand of air rifle.


And it's time to play
Time to have fun and enjoy the day.




Lyrics © Downtown Music Publishing
Written by: BRYAN KEI MANTIA, LES CLAYPOOL, REID L. III LALONDE

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@spynae

Fun fact, the 6-string Carl Thompson used by Les in this video was originally made for the son of jazz pianist Dave Brubeck, and is one of the first 6-string basses made.

@michaels1326

To add,
Mr. Thompson made the very first 6 string electric bass ever for Anthony Jackson, whose brainchild it was. And as the story goes, he didn't like the idea and didn't want to do it. There was an excellent article featuring Mr. Jackson in an issue of Bass Player or Bass Guitar Magazine from over a decade ago that chronicled the whole saga.
Now i have to google it.

Edit: Bass Player Magazine, December 2008.
I can't find the article itself, maybe someone's Google-Fu is better than mine.

@winstonmontgomery8211

If you say so 🤣

@KEVBOYMUSIC

I mean the Fender Bass VI was released in 1961

@billymcilvian

@Kevin Yeah, but it's an octave higher, It's midway between a standard bass and guitar. I love those damn things.

@Fojenstein3D

You could have left out the words "Fun fact"

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@CodyHimselfXI

I am loving the "Primus Revival era" we are living in.

@jonalesch

I'm a newb and happy to be on board!

@bugahtul7184

Primus Revival Era? I was unaware, what’s going on?

@staygold902

@Levi Mazi-Vargas this song is far from new

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