Cloreen Bacon Skin
Prince Lyrics

Yeah, one of them
Yes, one of those individuals

Yeah, one of them nice breezy motherfuckers
Yes, one of those pleasant and easy-going individuals

nigga, what you looking for nigga?
Hey, what are you searching for?

Oh hold it, stop
Wait a moment, pause

Motherfucker didn't even have the headphones on
That individual didn't even wear the headphones

You, you
You, yes

This song is called
The title of this song is

This song is called Bacon Skin, hit me
The title of this song is Bacon Skin, play it for me

It's dedicated to my first wife
It's a tribute to my former spouse

Her name is, oh Lord, Cloreen
She is named Cloreen, oh my

She's just fat, hit me
She is overweight, understand?

To nasty
Extremely unpleasant

I said now big dumb you
I mean you, you unintelligent person

You. Bacon Skin
You, Bacon Skin is your nickname

Just fat, but you know where it's at
Just overweight, yet you know what's happening

I wish you was thin
I desire for you to be thin

Brotch, you can't fuck with that, look out
Brother, you cannot compete with that, be cautious

And the band said
And the musical group exclaimed

And look out, said
And they warned, saying

Wait a minute, I said
Pause for a moment, I spoke

Bacon Skin, hit me
Bacon Skin, play it for me

Sexy
Seductive

Don't touch noth. Don't you touch snare or cymbal
Don't touch anything. Don't touch the snare drum or cymbal

You just tap, good god
You merely tap it, oh my

I want to sing to this girl
I want to serenade this girl

I said baby, wait a minute
I said darling, hold on

When we're all alone
When we're in private

We try to make love
We attempt to express our love physically

Somebody call you on the phone
Someone calls you on the telephone

I don't know what his name is
I don't know his name

But I know, I know this is life
But I know, I understand that this is the reality

But that, that's real, baby, you my wife
But that, that's genuine, my dear, you are my spouse

Cloreen Bacon Skin, wait a minute
Cloreen Bacon Skin, hold on

Oh good God, I said
Oh my, I exclaimed

Wait a minute
Hold on a moment

Oh, then the band said
Oh, then the musical group said

Nice and breezy, nice and breezy, come on I said
Pleasant and relaxed, pleasant and relaxed, come on, I said it

Once more on the 1, come on
Play it again on the first beat, come on

And the band said
And the musical group exclaimed

That's alright, that's alright
That's acceptable, that's acceptable

You old motherfucker, you a senior citizen, look out
You old person, you are an elderly individual, be careful

You can't fuck with me
You can't compete with me

I'll drive you to the ground
I will defeat you completely

OK Jerome, open the high hat, here we go
Alright Jerome, open the hi-hat cymbals, let's do it

Rumbling, rumbling, yes
Rumbling, rumbling, indeed

Keep that pocket, don't get excited, come on
Maintain the rhythmic foundation, don't get overwhelmed, let's go

Yeah, come on, said splash
Yes, come on, the drummer played a splash cymbal

Good God
Oh my goodness

Everybody say Cloreen Bacon Skin
Everyone say Cloreen Bacon Skin

You can't fuck with that
You can't compete with that

Eruption in your face
Explosion right in front of you

I'm to sexy, I'm to sexy, sexy one in the place, good God
I am too seductive, I am the sexiest one in this location, oh my

I'm sexy, love sexy right down to my feet, good Lord
I am seductive, everything about me is seductive, even down to my feet, oh my

And I'm sexy, good god, with the bacon meat
And I am seductive, oh my, with the charisma and allure

Pork meat, close the high hat up, come on say
Pork meat, close the hi-hat cymbals, come on and say it

I can smell that shit
I can detect that foul odor

That's nasty, to nasty
That's revolting, extremely revolting

Y'all let me go, look out
You all set me free, be careful

Good God, nasty bass
Oh my goodness, filthy bass

Good mutha, eruption in your face
Good gracious, explosion right in front of you

Good God, look out said
Oh my goodness, be careful, said it

Cloreen, I got somethin' for ya
Cloreen, I have something for you

What's the matter, don't you like me?
What's wrong? Don't you like me?

Am I to old?
Am I too old?

Splash, oh shit!
Drum cymbal sound, oh my goodness!

I can't stand it, I can't stand it
I cannot tolerate it, I cannot tolerate it

Now when I look in the mirror
Now when I view myself in the mirror

And I see this ugly face, good God
And I see this unattractive face, oh my goodness

I just want to run, I want to run over to your place, yes
I simply want to flee, I want to come running to your location, yes

I want to see, good god, someone that's uglier than um, um.
I want to witness, oh my goodness, someone who is more unattractive than um, um.

I said, I said uglier than me
I said, I said more unattractive than myself

Uglier than me
More unattractive than myself

Nice and breezy, look out now
Pleasant and relaxed, be cautious now

I said fellas, what's the word?
I said guys, what's happening?

Look out
Be careful

Bacon Skin, come on, splash
Bacon Skin, let's go, play a drum cymbal sound

What you goin' do with that?
What are you going to do with that?

Everybody, everybody come on, dance
Everyone, everyone come on, dance

Everybody come on, dance
Everyone, come on, dance

We ain't gonna put no more instruments on this
We won't add any more musical instruments to this

Just me and Bacon Skin
Just me and Bacon Skin

Alright, that Cloreen's brother for my drummer, look out
Alright, that's Cloreen's brother as my drummer, be careful

Oh shit, my hat done fell off
Oh my goodness, my hat has fallen off

Oh, somebody gonna see my bald spot
Oh, someone will notice my exposed area without hair

Good God, I don't care
Oh my goodness, I don't mind

I got Bacon Skin
I have Bacon Skin

Bacon Skin on my plate, good God
Bacon Skin served on my plate, oh my goodness

I want to love ya
I want to adore you

Cloreen, why you want to make me wait?
Cloreen, why do you want to delay me?

I want to get sexy, I said
I want to become seductive, I said

Oh Lord, I said
Oh my, I said

I want to get sexy
I want to become seductive

Cloreen, come on, get down
Cloreen, come on, dance

Come on, splash
Come on, play a drum cymbal sound

Come on, good God
Come on, oh my goodness

Cloreen's brother Alfred
Alfred, Cloreen's sibling

Alfred, Alfred, I need you to talk to me son, come on
Alfred, Alfred, I need you to communicate with me, son, let's go

Alfred, good.
Alfred, good

Come on, Alfred, talk to me now
Let's go, Alfred, speak to me now

Alfred, come on, talk to me now
Alfred, come on, speak to me now

Come on, Bacon Skin
Let's go, Bacon Skin

Alfred, do you hear me talkin' to ya?
Alfred, do you hear me speaking to you?

Alfred, don't, don't ignore me
Alfred, don't, don't disregard me

Say nigga, say
Say it, my friend, say it

Talk to me, come on, come on, talk
Communicate with me, come on, come on, talk

What cha need, what cha need?
What do you need, what do you need?

You want to, you want to open your hat?
You want to, you want to open your hat?

You want to open your hat?
You want to open your hat?

Well open it up, come on, get down
Well open it up, come on, dance

Yes!
Yes!

Come on
Let's go

The volcano erupt in your face, good God
The volcano explodes right in front of you, oh my goodness

Oh Lord, old nasty
Oh my goodness, old and repulsive

Alfred, talk to me Alfred, come on
Alfred, communicate with me Alfred, let's go

Oh Lord, I can't stand it
Oh my goodness, I can't tolerate it

Talk to me Alfred, come on
Communicate with me Alfred, let's go

There you go, come on, Lord
You're doing it, come on, Lord

Alfred
Alfred

Everybody else come on and dance, good God
Everyone else, come on and dance, oh my goodness

Come on, everybody dance
Come on, everyone, dance

Alfred, come on and dance
Alfred, come on and dance

Dance
Dance

I can't stand it, I can't stand it, oh dance
I cannot tolerate it, I cannot tolerate it, oh dance

Oh Lord
Oh my goodness

Alfred, jump up on the bell, come on, let's go, good God
Alfred, jump up on the bell of the cymbal, come on, let's go, oh my goodness

Good God, oh shit
Oh my goodness, oh my goodness

Old motherfucker say, I want to say
The old person says, I want to say

We gonna take it home, yes we is
We're going to conclude it, yes we are

Rumbling, look out
Rumbling, be careful

You can't fuck with that shit, yes
You can't compete with that, yes

Turn it up one time, come on, I said dance
Increase the volume by one level, come on, I said dance

Shit, oh Lord
Excrement, oh my goodness

Look out, I'm outta phase, I can't stand it
Be careful, I'm out of sync, I cannot tolerate it

I said uh
I uttered uh

I want to see some of the Bacon Skin
I want to observe some of the Bacon Skin

Cloreen, Cloreen
Cloreen, Cloreen

You can't fuck with that, talk to me Alfred, come on
You can't compete with that, communicate with me Alfred, let's go

And the drummer say
And the drummer utters

Oh shit, Alfred
Oh my goodness, Alfred

Well, where the hand claps at?
Well, where are the hand claps?

Good God, Alfred
Oh my goodness, Alfred

We done burn the house down
We have completely destroyed the house

Burn it down, burn it down, come on, come on
Burn it down, burn it down, come on, come on

Say Alfred!
Say Alfred!

We done burn the house down, we got to go
We have completely destroyed the house, we need to leave

We done burn it down, we got to go
We have completely destroyed it, we need to leave

What cha can you say after that?
What can you say after that?

Sexy, come on, come on
Seductive, come on, come on

Everybody get sexy
Everyone, become seductive

Cloreen, I want to talk to ya
Cloreen, I want to speak with you

Cloreen, oh Lord
Cloreen, oh my goodness

Cloreen, you're the ugliest woman that I've ever seen
Cloreen, you are the most unattractive woman I have ever seen

I'm not jiving
I'm not lying

Baby, there's one thing the Lord loves and that's the truth
Darling, there is one thing that God appreciates, and that is honesty

And baby, you one ugly motherfucker
And darling, you are an unappealing individual

I'm not lyin' to ya
I'm not deceiving you

You know the Lord loves the truth, don't ya?
You know that God appreciates honesty, don't you?

Well, why the hell can't you take a bath?
Well, why on earth don't you bathe?

Nice and breezy
Pleasant and relaxed

We don't need no instruments
We don't require any musical instruments

To funky in here
To make it funky in here

Get sexy
Become seductive

Everybody get sexy
Everyone, become seductive

Yes, old nasty
Yes, revolting and repugnant

This funk ain't goin' no place
This funk isn't going anywhere

'Cause it's old, it's old and sexy
Because it's old, it's old and seductive

Pound on the floor tom one time, come on
Strike the floor tom drum once, come on

Yes
Yes

We goin'
We are going

Want to go to the jungle one time
Want to travel to the jungle once

We gonna go to the jungle, good God
We are going to the jungle, oh my goodness

Go to the jungle one time, good God, said
Go to the jungle once, oh my goodness, said

And the band say one time
And the musical group declares once

Good God, band said
Oh my goodness, the musical group declared

Blisters, I got some blisters, good God
Blisters, I have some blisters, oh my goodness

All my brothers and sisters, good God
All of my fellow individuals, oh my goodness

Bacon Skin, good God
Bacon Skin, oh my goodness

Everybody come on
Everyone, come on

Everybody
Everyone

Bacon Skin
Bacon Skin

Alfred, we got to get the hell outta here
Alfred, we need to leave this place quickly

Oh Lord
Oh my goodness

Let's go over, yo, let's, let's.
Let's cross over, let's, let's.

Is this where you live Alfred?
Is this your residence, Alfred?

Is this where you live?
Is this your place of residence?

Oh shit, this a nasty place, this is nasty
Oh my goodness, this is a repulsive place, this is repulsive

Everybody
Everyone

This is nasty Alfred
This is repulsive, Alfred

Mmm, I like it, I like it
Mmm, I enjoy it, I enjoy it

We, we can't stay here, we got to go
We, we cannot remain here, we need to leave

We got to go Alfred
We need to leave, Alfred

Oh shit, too funky
Oh my goodness, too groovy

We got to go Alfred
We need to leave, Alfred

You got any old James Brown records?
Do you have any old James Brown records?

Huh?
Right?

Good God, everybody, Lord
Oh my goodness, everyone, oh my

Come on Alfred, pack your shit
Come on Alfred, gather your belongings

We got to get the hell outta here
We need to leave this place quickly

Open the hat one time, put on your hat, come on
Open the hi-hat cymbals once, put on your hat, come on

Yes!
Yes!

Oh shit
Oh my goodness

Put on your hat, good God
Put on your hat, oh my goodness

Oh Lord, jump up on the bell Alfred, come on, get your coat
Oh my goodness, jump up on the bell of the cymbal, Alfred, come on, get your coat

Yes!
Yes!

That's a nice coat Alfred
That's a good-looking coat, Alfred

How much you pay for that?
How much did you pay for that?

That much, huh?
That amount, huh?

Yeah, I like it
Yeah, I enjoy it

You're glad I like it, huh?
You're happy that I like it, huh?

Yes
Yes

Oh shit
Oh my goodness

I said oh Lord
I said oh my goodness

Put on your boots Alfred, let's go
Put on your boots, Alfred, we need to leave

Ah!
Ah!