The Ballad of Dorothy Parker
Prince Lyrics


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Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She got a lot of tips

Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff
In a violent room
Fighting with lovers past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast

Well, I ordered, "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't too hungry"
Dorothy laughed
She said "Sounds like a real man to me"
"You're kinda cute, you want to take a bath?
(Do you want to, do you want to, bath)

Awh I said "Cool, but I'm leaving my pants on" (she say)
"'Cause I'm kind of going with someone"
She said "Sounds like a real man to me"
"Mind if I turn on the radio?"
"Oh, my favorite song" she said
And it was Joni singing "Help me I think I'm falling"

Brrring the phone rang and she said
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you"
Right then I knew I was through
(Dorothy Parker was cool)

My pants where wet, they came off
But she didn't see the movie
'Cause she hadn't read the book first

Instead she pretended she was blind
An affliction brought on by a witch's curse
Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha)
I felt much better so I went back
To the violent room (tell us what you did)
Let me tell you what I did

I took another bubble bath with my pants on
All the fighting stopped
Next time I'll do it sooner
This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Sweet hoo hoo ooo
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Well




Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
Well, ohh, well, aohh

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Prince's song "The Ballad of Dorothy Parker" describe a chance encounter between the singer and a waitress named Dorothy Parker. The singer, who had just been in a heated argument in a nearby room, finds a kindred spirit in Dorothy, who impresses him with her wit and humor. They banter back and forth before he asks her if she wants to take a bath with him, but she declines because he is already seeing someone. Nevertheless, she turns on the radio and they listen to a Joni Mitchell song together. When the phone rings, Dorothy jokes that the caller can't be as cute as the singer. The song ends with the singer taking another bath with his pants on, indicating that the brief encounter with Dorothy has helped to soothe his frazzled nerves.


The lyrics are notable for their playful tone and vivid descriptions of the characters and setting. Prince was known for his ability to convey a sense of sensuality and mischief in his music, and "The Ballad of Dorothy Parker" is a quintessential example of this style. The use of humor and lightheartedness to alleviate tension is also a central theme of the song, as the singer finds solace in his interactions with Dorothy despite the turmoil in his personal life.


Line by Line Meaning

Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
Dorothy worked as a waitress on the promenade


She worked the night shift
She worked the night shift at the restaurant


Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She had blonde hair color, tall height, and was considered attractive


She got a lot of tips
She received a lot of money as tips


Well, earlier I'd been talkin' stuff
The artist was talking something earlier


In a violent room
The conversation was happening in a violent or intense atmosphere


Fighting with lovers past
The singers were discussing their past romantic relationships and fighting over them


I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
The artist needed someone smarter and funny to keep up with the conversation


Dorothy was fast
Dorothy was quick-witted


Well, I ordered, 'Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail, I ain't too hungry'
The artist ordered a fruit cocktail because he wasn't very hungry


Dorothy laughed
Dorothy found the singer's order amusing


She said 'Sounds like a real man to me'
Dorothy was teasing the artist playfully


'You're kinda cute, you want to take a bath?
Dorothy offered the singer to take a bath


(Do you want to, do you want to, bath)
She repeated the question playfully


Awh I said 'Cool, but I'm leaving my pants on'
The singer agreed to take a bath, but with his pants on


'Cause I'm kind of going with someone'
The artist explained that he is seeing someone else


Mind if I turn on the radio?'
Dorothy asked if she can turn on the radio


'Oh, my favorite song' she said
Dorothy expressed her love for the song that was playing


And it was Joni singing 'Help me I think I'm falling'
The song that was playing was Joni Mitchell's 'Help me I think I'm falling'


Brrring the phone rang and she said
The phone rang suddenly and Dorothy answered it


'Whoever's calling can't be as cute as you'
Dorothy complimented the artist and rejected the call


Right then I knew I was through
The artist realized that he had fallen for her


(Dorothy Parker was cool)
Dorothy was a cool person


My pants were wet, they came off
The artist's pants got wet and he took them off


But she didn't see the movie
The singer and Dorothy did not end up watching the movie they intended to watch


'Cause she hadn't read the book first
Dorothy could not understand the movie as she had not read the book the movie was based on


Instead she pretended she was blind
Dorothy was pretending to be blind, maybe to enjoy the movie better


An affliction brought on by a witch's curse
The artist believes Dorothy's behavior is due to a witch's curse


Dorothy made me laugh (ha ha)
Dorothy made the artist laugh


I felt much better so I went back
The singer felt better after being with Dorothy and decided to come back to the 'violent room'


To the violent room (tell us what you did)
The singer went back to the intense conversation


Let me tell you what I did
The artist is about to describe his next action


I took another bubble bath with my pants on
The artist took another bubble bath with his pants on to ease his stress from the conversation


All the fighting stopped
The conversation in the 'violent room' was finally calmed down


Next time I'll do it sooner
The singer learned to take a break sooner when stressed


This is the ballad of Dorothy Parker
The song is a tribute to Dorothy Parker and the events that happened to the artist


Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker
The repetition of Dorothy Parker's name emphasizes the importance of her character


Sweet hoo hoo ooo
The repeated phrase after Dorothy's name might be sung in admiration of her


Well, ohh, well, aohh
The song ends with a repetitive, humming outro




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Prince Rogers Nelson

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