Who Writes Your Lyrics
Princess Superstar Lyrics

I'm the flyest MC the finest MC
I'm the best rapper there is

The nicest MC oh that's boring see, there's another MPC
Being the nicest is not enough since there are many others like me

So why you think most hip-hop sounds the same except for me?
Hip-hop is becoming monotonous, but I stand out with my unique style

Cryptic kick shit from the crypt
I spit out mysterious lyrics that come from the depths of my mind

Sadistic lick hits with wit I'm quick
I use my sharp wit to create clever and twisted lines

Rip crickets in a wicket I'm plain wicked
I'm so good at rapping, I can even make something as boring as crickets sound exciting

Thick in the rig wearing kid lipstick
I have a bold personality and don't conform to societal norms

I wreck shit on the next shit
I'm always ahead of the game and my rhymes are groundbreaking

Spit it in ya ear bit like a Q-Tip
I make music that you can't resist listening to, like a Q-Tip for your ears

Big silly bitch wickedy witch lickety split
I'm a confident and fearless woman who can rap faster than most and leave others in the dust

in a sitch no dick but talk big carry a big stick
I may not have masculine genitalia, but I have a big ego and a lot of power in the rap industry

So I'm a girl, yeah I'm white
I may not fit the mold of a typical rapper, being a woman and white, but that doesn't stop me from being great

And I write all night with a bare swingin light
I put in long hours and hard work honing my craft

On the computer alright a producer alright
I produce my own music on my computer

I produced this song
I have full control over my work and take pride in my abilities as a producer

So you know who you are you know you were wrong
I'm addressing those who doubted me and proved them wrong by succeeding

No I was not in that porn "On Golden Blonde"
I'm calling out ridiculous rumors about me, such as appearing in a pornographic film

Got it goin on more James Bond than Sean John
I have a confident demeanor and as suave as James Bond, not Sean John (a clothing line owner)

Conned James Cahn for a ticket to Cannes
I'm so slick, I was able to trick James Cahn into giving me a ticket to the Cannes Film Festival

And I Love Ferris Bueller like tchhickachickkaa
I have quirky interests and enjoy things that not everyone likes, like the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Please don't ask me who writes my lyrics
I don't want to talk about my creative process or give away my secrets

I'll spit up in your face much faster than you could hear it
I'm warning you not to cross me, or I'll retaliate quickly and fiercely

Damn ya you're enamored I'm a slam ya
People are often infatuated with me and my talent, and I'll take them down with my rhymes

Hotter than your can down in Alabama
I'm blazing hot and outshine everyone, even in a place known for its heat like Alabama

Where's my camera I need a Kodak moment
I'm so good, I deserve to capture my moments in the spotlight like a Kodak commercial

of the moment I made you feel like Hammer
I'm referring to MC Hammer, who was known for his hit song 'U Can't Touch This', and how I made the listener feel

Son of Sam? I'm the daughter of Sam
I'm likening myself to a notorious killer, and stating my own claim to fame as the 'daughter' or successor

Slaughter a man on the microphone
I can kill it on the mic and annihilate my competition

Pardon me ma'am was that part of a man
I'm so good, I make it hard to tell if I'm rapping better than some men can

or your son I just whipped on the mic and sent home
I dominated the competition, and sent them packing, whether it was a grown man or someone's son

Big quick shit New York- Stockholm
I can rap fast, and I represent both New York and Stockholm (Sweden)

Kike and a Wop Wipin a cock
I'm rapping with ethnic slurs used against Jewish and Italian people, making a bold statement and presenting myself as unapologetic

Walkin the block drop ya jaw to jock to your sock
I have a commanding presence and my rapping skills are so impressive that they'll leave you speechless and in awe

I get that a lot yeah stop take stock
People doubt my abilities often, but I want them to reconsider and recognize my talent

Shhh let me show you what I got
I want to silence the haters and critics by showing them my skills firsthand

Made up my mind- like made it up I imagined it
I'm good at visualizing success and manifesting it into reality

I don't got a mind I abandoned it in a cabinet
I'm so confident in my ability to rap that I don't need to overthink it, I just let the words flow naturally

So I could be a candidate for writin a few hits
I have my sights set on producing popular music that will be successful

walkin a few pits and cashin in on that shit
I want to go on tours and make money from my music

I put out my first tape in '94 if you got one, I'll buy it
I've been around for a while and have been putting out music for a long time

I don't got one no more it was called Mitch Better get my Bunny
My first tape wasn't successful and may even be considered embarrassing

That shit was shitty but funny
I'm acknowledging that my earlier work wasn't great, but I still appreciate the humor in it

I admit it was dumb but I did it with no money
Even without resources, I was determined to make music and put it out there

In 9-5 my first CD called Strictly Platinum
I released another album in 1995 called Strictly Platinum

but it didn't go Platinum it went back to them
My album didn't sell well, and it had to be returned to the record label

And instead of waitin for someone to put me on
I took matters into my own hands, rather than relying on someone else to make me successful

I started a label ran it 'til the money was gone
I became a record producer and ran my own label, even though it eventually ran out of money

Then came along, then was gone
Other opportunities presented themselves, but they didn't last

Money money money, don't try to make it with your songs
Making money in the music industry is difficult and it's important to be realistic and not rely on it as your sole source of income

But like Salt 'n Pepa in El Segundo we push it along (Push it!)
We keep pushing forward, like the famous rap duo Salt-N-Pepa from El Segundo, California

And then Fat Beats wouldn't take my last LP
The record label Fat Beats, which is famous for supporting underground hip-hop, didn't want to distribute my latest album

So I got egg beaters threw em back at the backpacks on 6th Ave. passin me
I retaliated by throwing egg beaters at people's backpacks on 6th Avenue, as a way of expressing my frustration

At the Bagel Buffet planted a bomb next to Grays
I'm making an exaggerated joke about planting a bomb at a bagel store, in protest of being rejected by Fat Beats

And when the records rained I sold 'em back for double to Fat Beats in LA
I was eventually able to sell my records to Fat Beats in Los Angeles for twice the price

It's all OK 'cause when Fat Beats still wouldn't distribute my record
Even when I faced setbacks and obstacles, I was able to keep going and eventually succeed

I renamed it-Pharaoh Monch featuring Chubby Checker
I rebranded my album with a new name and artist features as a way of making it more appealing to listeners

Ha ha mic wrecker don't sleep, Princess Superstar - The shit is deep
I'm a master at the microphone and should not be underestimated, as Princess Superstar - my rhymes are meaningful and impactful