Monsieur Armand
Procol Harum Lyrics


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The bell on my door rang this morning
From the kitchen I called "Who's that there?"
Through the letter box came a grappling hook
Which grappled me right out of my chair!
Stretched out on the floor I lay helpless
Of my limbs I had lost all command
When into my ear instilling fear
Said a voice "I am Monsieur Armand"

"Monsieur Armand you are not!
That's an incredible thing to say
For I personally attended his funeral
Which was twelve months to this very day!"
A rat flew down from the ceiling
Alighted upon my right ear
Said "If Monsieur Armand is safe under the sod
Then why are you shaking with fear!"

"My name is not Scrooge" I said faintly
"and from ghosts I have nothing to fear!
But if you are Armand returned from the dead
Then what are you wanting here?"
From nowhere I heard a mad cackle
From nowhere a voice to me cried




"Stop calling me Monsieur Armand you fool!
My name's Jekyll and you're Mr. Hyde!"

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Procol Harum's "Monsieur Armand" describe a strange visit from a mysterious figure, who introduces himself as the titular character. The singer, upon hearing this name, denies his identity, stating that he attended Armand's funeral a year ago. However, he soon finds himself at the mercy of this person, who incapacitates him with a grappling hook and identifies himself as Armand once more. Things become even more bizarre when a rat appears and questions the validity of Armand's death, causing the frightened protagonist to question his own sanity. The song concludes with a sudden reveal: the true identity of the visitor is not Monsieur Armand, but the infamous Mr. Hyde from Robert Louis Stevenson's "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde."


At first glance, it may seem difficult to make sense of the lyrics, as they contain seemingly random and bizarre elements such as grappling hooks, rats, and a sudden literary reference. However, there is a clear thread of confusion and paranoia running throughout the song, which can be interpreted as a commentary on the experience of gaslighting. Gaslighting is a form of emotional abuse in which a person is made to question their own reality by being presented with false information or manipulated in other ways. In the case of "Monsieur Armand," the singer is subjected to a series of surreal and confusing events that leave him doubting his own sanity.


Line by Line Meaning

The bell on my door rang this morning
Someone rang the doorbell in the morning.


From the kitchen I called "Who's that there?"
The singer, from inside the house, asked who rang the bell.


Through the letter box came a grappling hook
A grappling hook came through the letter box.


Which grappled me right out of my chair!
The hook pulled the artist out of their chair.


Stretched out on the floor I lay helpless
The artist fell to the floor and couldn't move.


Of my limbs I had lost all command
The singer couldn't control their limbs.


When into my ear instilling fear
A voice spoke into the singer's ear, making them scared.


Said a voice "I am Monsieur Armand"
The voice identified itself as Monsieur Armand.


"Monsieur Armand you are not!
The artist denied that the voice was Monsieur Armand.


That's an incredible thing to say
The artist thought the claim was unbelievable.


For I personally attended his funeral
The singer claims to have gone to Monsieur Armand's funeral.


Which was twelve months to this very day!"
The artist said it happened exactly a year ago.


A rat flew down from the ceiling
A rat came down from the ceiling.


Alighted upon my right ear
The rat landed on the singer's ear.


Said "If Monsieur Armand is safe under the sod
The rat questioned why the singer was afraid of a dead person.


Then why are you shaking with fear!"
The rat wonders why the artist is still scared.


"My name is not Scrooge" I said faintly
The artist said their name is not Scrooge, but they said it quietly.


"and from ghosts I have nothing to fear!
The singer said they are not afraid of ghosts.


But if you are Armand returned from the dead
The singer questioned if the voice really is Monsieur Armand returned from the dead.


Then what are you wanting here?"
The artist asked why Monsieur Armand was there.


From nowhere I heard a mad cackle
The artist heard a crazy laugh but didn't know where it came from.


From nowhere a voice to me cried
Another voice suddenly spoke to the artist.


"Stop calling me Monsieur Armand you fool!
The voice corrected the singer and called them a fool.


My name's Jekyll and you're Mr. Hyde!"
The voice revealed that it was named Jekyll and referred to the artist as Mr. Hyde.




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Comments from YouTube:

larry pennisi

I prefer this to the EBAF version too. It was renamed because of copyrights that essex music owned on the original title. Smart Procol eh?

Tyler Smith

@Berron148 Somehow I just noticed this and went to listened to it. I like this version better than the one on Exotic Birds and Fruit though. Of course the version only can be found on Shine on Brightly....Plus.

John Desmond

I prefer the EBAF version too but this was recorded before then. Maybe Regal Records didn't like the song enough to justify releasing

Tyler Smith

@Berron148 This was the first version I heard...so that can have something to do with it. The later one seems to have too much extra effects. Still is a good song though.