Unfortunately for Prof, there’s an underlying seriousness to his lyrics that he tries his hardest to cover with layer upon layer of party-perfect beats and rhymes. Growing up on the South Side of Minneapolis, Prof matured in step with the local hip-hop scene. In his 24 years, he’s seen some shit that can’t help but escape from his memory and into his songs, lending his lines the kind of wisdom that can only be born on hard city streets. He started free styling in eighth grade and, although he likes to have fun with his music, the swiftness of his rise to local fame shows how seriously he regards his rap career.
A rowdy young buck who loves a good time, Prof wants his music to inspire others to party it up with him. In a world where credibility is currency, Prof sticks a middle finger to those who feel hip-hop should be straight-faced and serious.
“Everyone’s trying to be a preacher or a politician— telling you how to live your life,” he says. “I’m not running for Senate. I’m doing this for fun and I don’t watch my mouth.”
Prof’s debut solo album, Project Gampo, definitely made a lasting impression on local music critics and hip-hop heads. “Prof is wall-to-wall here in all his glory, with clever one-liners out the a**, hyperactive and delicious vocab spills popped like collars- picture a supreme smarta** with gorilla swagger and a mouth as fast as his mind… Point blank, this kid’s got more flavor and flow than all five of your favorite MCs combined.” (City Pages, May 12, 2008)
Hostage
Prof Lyrics
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Swervin' through the lanes at a game like I'm carsick.
Rose up, myself, with no misstep,
He tell me I'm and best and I ain't even rich yet.
Yeah, ain't nobody like me,
Fruity MCs filled with Hi C,
Down syndrome up in my IV,
Bucking like a muh-fuckuh, getting cryphy.
On the track, it's a fact, bitch, tell me something.
I flowedja backwards, ass first, you botox douchbag rappers.
When they see that cold God row by they like Oh my!
Prof, when the album drop?
Tell 'em to hold tight.
And don'tcha know I got the studio jumpin?
The CD's a miracle, Gampo Two's comin'.
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Konechy-wa, snitch.
Prof's about to break your jaw, bitch.
And there ain't anybody here saw shit.
And don't make me up and leave with the hostage.
I'm extra diesel, best believe I likes you people.
Ya'll felt up, I'm untouchable like a nest of eagles.
You're Rin-Tin-Tin.
Young Prof is a gampo king pin, let it sink in.
I'm an almighty artifact, intact, in fact put your skin back from the impact.
Get it straight bitch, I'm tougher than nails.
Can't fail, made from sperm, out da cup in the grails.
Holy as shit, holy shit, I'm as cold as it gets.
Open you up, like a muzzle with clips.
I'm Indiana Jones coated with chrome.
Ball sack, come on we'll be back for dinner at home.
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Yeah, I'm hard fluoride,
Four eyes couldn't even see her short sides.
Her short guys on the seats courtside.
While I'm in the game plan.
I'll let this stretch so beat the fuck up,
You would have thought it was a gang bang.
That's what it is, bitch.
Prof puts together just like a fist is.
Trick rip, me clean morphine,
Your whole crew is donuts, I am tired of the whole scene.
And you've been hit by a smooth criminal.
Prof is in the kitchen eating vitamins and minerals.
Prof is in the mall, hitting on women in intervals.
Prof is getting into fights like he is invincible.
Kaiser Von Powderhorn, I'm a General.
Yeah, Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
Ya got that, {Hey!}
The lyrics to "Hostage" by Prof are upbeat and lively, but upon closer inspection, they reveal a darker underbelly. The opening lines refer to the singer as "completely fuckin' retarded," a loaded term that can be interpreted in various ways. It could be meant as a self-deprecating joke or as an expression of frustration at being misunderstood by the world. However, the rest of the song leans toward the latter interpretation, with Prof boasting about his toughness and invincibility in the face of a hostile world.
The chorus features the repeated phrase "Ya got that," which can be read either as a taunt to his enemies or as a request for affirmation from his supporters. The rest of the lyrics are filled with references to violence and power, as Prof raps about swerving recklessly through traffic, breaking jaws, and taking hostages. The language is often vulgar and aggressive, with insults directed at "botox douchbag rappers" and "fruity MCs filled with Hi C."
Overall, "Hostage" showcases Prof's trademark style of mixing brash humor with an underlying sense of pain and alienation. The song's aggressive tone and unapologetic lyrics may not be to everyone's taste, but it offers a window into the mind of an artist who refuses to be cowed by society's expectations.
Line by Line Meaning
Bitch, I'm completely fuckin' retarded.
I'm confident and unapologetic about who I am.
Swervin' through the lanes at a game like I'm carsick.
I'm killing it in the rap game and taking risks like a reckless driver.
Rose up, myself, with no misstep,
I've made it to the top of my game without any mistakes or regrets.
He tell me I'm and best and I ain't even rich yet.
Despite not being rich, I'm recognized as the best in the game.
Yeah, ain't nobody like me,
I'm unique and there's no one else in the game like me.
Fruity MCs filled with Hi C,
Other rappers are weak and not worth my time.
Down syndrome up in my IV,
I'm so sick, it's like I have Down syndrome in my bloodstream.
Bucking like a muh-fuckuh, getting cryphy.
I'm going hard and giving it my all on the track, getting crazy.
Pound for pound, I'll match with anybody.
I can hold my own against anyone in the rap game.
On the track, it's a fact, bitch, tell me something.
I'm confident in my skills and no one can tell me otherwise.
I flowedja backwards, ass first, you botox douchbag rappers.
I'm destroying other rappers, even those who have had plastic surgery.
When they see that cold God row by they like Oh my!
I'm so impressive, when people see me they can't believe it.
Prof, when the album drop?
People are eagerly anticipating my next album.
Tell 'em to hold tight.
My new album is coming soon, people should be patient and wait for it.
And don'tcha know I got the studio jumpin?
The studio is lit when I'm there, everyone is feeling the energy.
The CD's a miracle, Gampo Two's comin'.
My new album is going to be amazing, everyone should get ready for it.
Ya got that, {Hey!}
I'm hyping up the crowd and getting them pumped up.
Konechy-wa, snitch.
I'm calling out my haters and enemies.
Prof's about to break your jaw, bitch.
I'm not afraid to fight and take down anyone who messes with me.
And there ain't anybody here saw shit.
No one is going to stop me or interfere with my success.
And don't make me up and leave with the hostage.
I'm willing to take what I want and leave with it, no matter the cost.
I'm extra diesel, best believe I likes you people.
I'm strong and powerful, and I appreciate my fans and supporters.
Ya'll felt up, I'm untouchable like a nest of eagles.
Other rappers are weak and I'm untouchable, as protected as a nest of eagles.
You're Rin-Tin-Tin.
Other rappers are dogs compared to me.
Young Prof is a gampo king pin, let it sink in.
I'm on top of the game and everyone needs to accept and respect it.
I'm an almighty artifact, intact, in fact put your skin back from the impact.
I'm a powerful force and my impact is intense.
Get it straight bitch, I'm tougher than nails.
I'm strong and resilient, no one can break me down.
Can't fail, made from sperm, out da cup in the grails.
I'm destined for success and nothing can stop me, even from the very beginning.
Holy as shit, holy shit, I'm as cold as it gets.
I'm incredibly impressive and awe-inspiringly powerful.
Open you up, like a muzzle with clips.
I'm cutting down my enemies and taking them out effortlessly.
I'm Indiana Jones coated with chrome.
I'm like a hero, unstoppable and impressive.
Ball sack, come on we'll be back for dinner at home.
I'm confident in my success and I'll be back home to celebrate with my loved ones.
Yeah, I'm hard fluoride,
I'm tough and strong like a mineral.
Four eyes couldn't even see her short sides.
I'm so impressive, even those with glasses can't see my weaknesses.
Her short guys on the seats courtside.
Even those seated near me at a game are impressed and supportive.
While I'm in the game plan.
I'm focused on my goals and succeeding in the music industry.
I'll let this stretch so beat the fuck up,
I'll make this track so impressive it'll leave other rappers in the dust.
You would have thought it was a gang bang.
My performance on this track is so intense it's like a group effort.
That's what it is, bitch.
I'm laying it all out and telling it like it is.
Prof puts together just like a fist is.
I'm skillful and impressive, putting things together like a tightly clenched fist.
Trick rip, me clean morphine,
I'm cutting through the competition and dominating with ease.
Your whole crew is donuts, I am tired of the whole scene.
Other rappers are weak and unimpressive, and I'm ready for something new.
And you've been hit by a smooth criminal.
I'm taking down the competition with style and ease, like a smooth criminal.
Prof is in the kitchen eating vitamins and minerals.
I'm focused on taking care of myself and staying healthy, even while I'm working on music.
Prof is in the mall, hitting on women in intervals.
I'm confident and charismatic, even when I'm not focused on music.
Prof is getting into fights like he is invincible.
I'm fearless and confident, ready to take on anyone and anything.
Kaiser Von Powderhorn, I'm a General.
I'm a leader and a force to be reckoned with, even outside of the music industry.
Ya got that, {Hey!}
I'm hyping up the crowd and getting them pumped up for my performance.
Contributed by Elijah J. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Brett Sowards
I wish I'd discoverd Prof a decade ago instead of a year ago. I feel like i've missed out on so much.
Jay Daiy
Your ahead of me
Henryk Jaronowski
I feel like I ain't seen nothin yet --- Prof, he's the best!
LucidDreamWorks
Right??
Martin Jennissen
better that he saves u late , than never :D
Leet Moteef
No cap, but yeah you have. 😬 but luckily for you, Prof keeps getting better
passthebreadsauce
This is the album that turned me on to Prof about 10 years ago. Still come back to it all the time. Wish it was on Spotify though!
Kathryan Noyes
Well I'm glad I know if him now... even though I just found him recently, I've already seen a live show.... listened to everything I can find and he's just now in blast off mode! Prof is the Man!
Tom Sessanna
This sounds like the coolest church music. Praise prof!
Billy Summers
Love listening to prof. Trippin my brains out powerful energy coming thru him