The Reply
Prof Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

Pure rap shit
Let's do this
No dubs, one take
Let's go

To which I reply:
Ain't no way in hell that you can muscle me homie
Only if you will try to fuck with me now they mushing baloney
Ain't no ho can get between a horse and his dick
First second third fourth 'n the fifth
Of course I'm the shit
I've had so many women
I start to think I'm assisted living
I thought of Santa Clause for all the gifts my dick's been givin'
All them chicks been kickin' with 'em
All it is is pimpin-ism
Listen, women, Kaiser Von Powderhorn is up in your kitchen!
And these haters start to trippin'
I'm gettin' more money than a motherfuckin' Christian
True, young prof is a baller
You can call the hater line I'll pick the first caller
Sunk so many rappers
I'm a sure father
Been with your baby mama motherfucker, cute daughter
Don't make me bring her toys out
Motherfuckers know I get intense like boy scouts

I'm the greatest
Don't front, I'm the greatest
Bitch please, I'm the greatest
Fuck you, I'm the greatest
Suck my dick, I'm the greatest
Bitch please, I'm the greatest
Fuck you, I'm the greatest
Don't front, I'm the greatest

I'm fuckin' Lyndsey Lohan, broham
A player got her open
A trip to Vegas, for a little eloping
I'm Beyonce's fiance, I'm picante
You lookin for a double date, Kanye?
Fuck it, there's a mermaid in my bathtub
The motherfucker's only there to give backrubs
How much an ostrich cost bitch?
Put it in a mosh pit
At my show and jump in like, "Watch this!"
Bitch please, got whiskey out the faucet
Little girls will hold my hair in case I get nauseous
Deal, mother fucker that's a bonus
Cut my girls hair so I can think I'm fucking Jonas
Oh brother, I don't slow brother
Everybody knows I'm a cold mo-fucker
I'm thinkin' this is the end
Like OMG, I've outdone myself again

I'm the greatest
Don't front, I'm the greatest
Bitch please, I'm the greatest
Fuck you, I'm the greatest
Suck my dick, I'm the greatest
Bitch please, I'm the greatest




Fuck you I'm the greatest
Don't front I'm the greatest

Overall Meaning

In the opening lines of Prof's song, "The Reply," he confidently proclaims that he's about to spit some pure rap that will be done in one take, without any overdubs. He's ready to showcase his skills and take on any challengers. The rest of the song is essentially a response to someone trying to go up against him. Prof asserts that no one can "muscle" him or mess with him, and anyone who tries will find themselves making a fool of themselves ("mushing baloney").


The lyrics also delve into his self-perceived status as a ladies' man, with boasts about how many women he's had and how skilled he is in the bedroom. He name-drops Lindsay Lohan and refers to himself as Beyonce's fiancé. There's also a reference to an ostrich, which he suggests putting in a mosh pit at one of his shows. Throughout the song, he exudes a confidence that could come across as arrogant, but ultimately it's clear that he's just having fun with the persona he's created.


Overall, "The Reply" is a braggadocious rap song that's meant to showcase Prof's wit, humor, and tenacity as a rapper. It's not necessarily meant to be taken seriously, but it's hard not to appreciate his lyrical flow and the way he effortlessly spits out rhymes.


Line by Line Meaning

Pure rap shit
Let's start this rap and keep it pure


Let's do this
Let's go all out and do this rap full throttle


No dubs, one take
We're not doing any retakes, this rap is being done in one go


Let's go
Get ready, let's start this rap now


Ain't no way in hell that you can muscle me homie
There's no chance you can intimidate me


Only if you will try to fuck with me now they mushing baloney
Only those who try to mess with me end up being bashed


Ain't no ho can get between a horse and his dick
No woman can come between a man and his desires


First second third fourth 'n the fifth
I've been with many women


Of course I'm the shit
I know I'm amazing


I've had so many women
I'm experienced in women


I start to think I'm assisted living
I feel like I'm in a care home with all my experiences


I thought of Santa Clause for all the gifts my dick's been givin'
I should be giving out gifts for all the times I've pleased women


All them chicks been kickin' with 'em
I've spent quality time and made connections with many women


All it is is pimpin-ism
It's all about being a player


Listen, women, Kaiser Von Powderhorn is up in your kitchen!
Women, watch out, I'm coming to make an impression in your life


And these haters start to trippin'
Others may start hating on me


I'm gettin' more money than a motherfuckin' Christian
I'm earning more money than someone who claims to be wealthy


True, young prof is a baller
I'm a successful and confident individual


You can call the hater line I'll pick the first caller
Don't hesitate to call me out, I'll be waiting for it and respond instantly


Sunk so many rappers
I've defeated many rappers in freestyle battles


I'm a sure father
I'm definitely a father to some kids


Been with your baby mama motherfucker, cute daughter
I've been with your child's mother and I'm interested in your young and attractive daughter


Don't make me bring her toys out
Don't push me to do something that will harm you


Motherfuckers know I get intense like boy scouts
People already know that I can get intense like a boy scout


I'm the greatest
I see myself as the greatest


Don't front, I'm the greatest
Don't try to deny it, I'm the greatest


Bitch please, I'm the greatest
I'm so great, don't even think of questioning it


Fuck you, I'm the greatest
I'm seriously the greatest, how dare you think differently?


Suck my dick, I'm the greatest
I'm even challenging you to suck my dick because I'm that great


I'm fuckin' Lyndsey Lohan, broham
I'm having sex with famous people like Lyndsey Lohan, dude


A player got her open
I was able to seduce her easily


A trip to Vegas, for a little eloping
We went to Vegas to get married quickly


I'm Beyonce's fiance, I'm picante
I'm engaged to Beyonce and hot and spicy (in more ways than one)


You lookin for a double date, Kanye?
Do you want to double date with me and your friend Kanye?


Fuck it, there's a mermaid in my bathtub
I don't care, there's even a mythical creature in my bathtub


The motherfucker's only there to give backrubs
The mermaid is only there to give massages


How much an ostrich cost bitch?
I'm curious about the price of an ostrich


Put it in a mosh pit
I'd even put an ostrich in a mosh pit (if I had one)


At my show and jump in like, "Watch this!"
I want people to jump in the mosh pit during my show to see how wild it can get


Bitch please, got whiskey out the faucet
I'm so rich that I have whiskey flowing out of my faucet


Little girls will hold my hair in case I get nauseous
Even young fans will take care of me when I'm feeling sick


Deal, mother fucker that's a bonus
That's just an added benefit for me


Cut my girls hair so I can think I'm fucking Jonas
I'm trying to imagine I'm the Jonas Brothers while having sex with someone


Oh brother, I don't slow brother
I don't rest or slow down at all, bro


Everybody knows I'm a cold mo-fucker
Everyone knows I'm a tough, badass person


I'm thinkin' this is the end
I'm wondering if this is the end of my rap career


Like OMG, I've outdone myself again
I'm feeling amazed at my own skills once more




Contributed by Anna N. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Comments from YouTube:

@CurtissKingTV

PROF killed this shit, glad to be apart of this record!
The Reply (Produced by Curtiss King)

@LL-ls1hz

This song is what turned me onto him

@f.t.m.t.v.3797

This beat bangs bro, makes me want to fuck shit up

@themur103

I love Prof. I love Rhymesayers. This may not be his best work but he is one hell of an artist and puts on some of the best shows around MN. Say what you will. I support it. #soundet

@emceeTYPE

Cheers to PROF for staying true to HIS sound and even more props to RSE for expanding and releasing something with a different feel to it.  Dope is dope.  Don't forget that, rap fans!  True artists don't stay inside a box.  This is good.

@kaska522

Hate his work if you want, but I'll never be able to forget how he completely bodied the crowd at Soundset 2013. This guy's got talent and puts on one of the best live performances I've ever seen. 

@ajvillaloboz

I first found out about Prof when he opened for Grieves back in 2011 & I've been a fan ever since. Out of all the shows I've been to, Prof is still my favorite live performer! So wild! Keep doing your thing Prof :) & congrats on signing to Rhymesayers!

@dEViN1887

Just because it's boast rap doesn't mean it sucks. This was decently lyrical & funny, overall entertaining. This is first i'm hearing of this guy & i love it. You don't have to like it, but don't act like it's inferior

@addled_catalyst

Devin Menge check out bar breaker

@dEViN1887

hell yea im all about prof

More Comments

More Versions