Two Ton Paperweight
Psychostick Lyrics

My car is a piece of shit
My automobile is exceedingly poor in quality.

I wanna drive you off a cliff
I desire to operate you towards the edge of a cliff and watch you fall into a ravine.

Watch you crash into a ravine
Observe you while you strike the side of a steep-sided valley with great force.

For the things you did to me, you...
As a result of the actions you have taken towards me, you...

Stupid car
Automobile that is regarded as foolish or unintelligent.

I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
I wish to construct an improvised explosive device using a section of pipe.

Blow your damn engine back to hell
Detonate your engine with sufficient force to cause it to malfunction permanently.

Where I know you're from
A place considered remote or undesirable, from which your vehicle originated.

Piece of crap
A thing of little or no value, often considered disgusting or repellent.

You aren't even worth the tow
Even the cost of carrying you away by means of a tow truck is deemed too costly.

To a junkyard or a place
To a location for the storage of broken or discarded material that serves merely as an undesirable holding area for you.

Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...
Where you would idle and decompose, I...

Wish you'd die
Yearn for you to cease function completely.

Oh never mind, you always do
Forget that thought - you repeatedly break down and cannot perform your intended function.

Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Am I able to acquire information about when you'll eventually stop running?

Until I'm rid of you
Up until the time when I am no longer burdened by you.

I wish that you would just get hit by lightning, or something
I would appreciate it if an abrupt and uncontrollable event were to destroy you.

My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
With every part I purchase to fix you, I am losing faith in your capability to function.

I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
Perhaps I am naive and gullible for possessing an automobile fraught with defects.

So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye
I will have to spend more money to attempt to repair you, and there is no guaranteed success.

You leak more than a newborn baby
Your fluids are expelled in vast quantities, similar to newborn human digestive waste.

I change your oil all the time but still you need some more
Although I complete oil changes regularly, your oil levels still drop significantly, indicating a defect in your system.

Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
The spots where the fluids you expel collect vary in hue, implying that multiple defective systems exist.

Such wonderful variety of problems galore
So many different malfunctions, each as great in number and severity as the last.

Will there be a time
At some point in the future, will there exist a period of time...

When I know I can drive
...when I may operate my vehicle...

Without my car breaking down
...without my automobile losing function.

And will I ever see
Might I ever witness the occasion when...

It start consistently
...you can begin functioning without issue every attempt.

Without the pain and the suffering
...without the burden and distress it causes.

You never get me very far when
When attempting to utilize you for transit towards a specific destination,

You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin
...you frequently demonstrate a tendency to malfunction or break while trying to drive to my destination.

I guess you want a piece of me
It appears that your machinery is seeking to confront or challenge me.

Since you're leaving all your pieces
Given that components of your system are consistently falling off or breaking apart...

In the middle of the street
...in the midst of a public path on which I must operate you...

You heap of junk
Artificial object accumulated or squeezed together in a disordered manner due to excessive accumulation, indulgence, or lack of maintenance.

I don't know what I'm gonna do
I am uncertain of how to progress given the current circumstances.

I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you
I possess an aspiration to avoid utilizing you to travel to future events or locations.

I swear you must be older than my grandma, and she's dead
I am convinced that you are older than my grandmother, who is no longer living.

The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
I cannot comprehend how some elements of your vehicle are still operational.

Your miles are approaching seven digits
The distance you have traveled in total is approaching the number 1,000,000.

May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key
May divine powers be lenient and compassionate toward the individual responsible for operating you.

I guess I'm just a little angry
Perhaps I am slightly irritable...

But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide
...but being left in a state of helplessness tends to evoke more aggressive emotions in me.

You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
It's likely you assume that I am exaggerating the extent of my frustration.

Has your car ever made you think about suicide
Were you ever compelled to consider or contemplate taking your own life as a result of your vehicle?

What the..?
What is happening or occurring?

Come on...
Encouragement that I am capable of starting the vehicle.

Gimme a break!
An exclamation of frustration that the automobile is malfunctioning again.

Ah?
What is happening or occurring?

All right! Piece of SHIT!
An expression of joyous satisfaction that the automobile has finally failed and can no longer function.

DIE!
An exclamation that the vehicle has reached the end of its operational lifespan and should cease functioning.

Stupid car.
An acknowledgment of the automobile's malfunctioning or dysfunctional nature.