I'm A Flirt
R. Kelly Lyrics

I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a flirt
I am someone who enjoys flirting and seeks attention from others

Soon as I see her walk up in the club (I'm a flirt)
As soon as I notice a woman entering the club, I start flirting with her

Winkin' her eyes at me, when I roll up on them dubs (I'm a flirt)
She shows interest in me by winking her eyes when I arrive in my flashy cars

Sometimes when I'm with my chick on the low (I'm a flirt)
Even when I am with my own girlfriend secretly, I still flirt with other women

And when she's wit her man lookin' at me, damn right (I'm a flirt)
When she is with her partner and still glances at me, I definitely flirt back

So homie don't bring your girl to meet me 'cause (I'm a flirt)
If you don't want me to flirt with your girlfriend, it's better not to introduce her to me

And baby don't bring your girlfriend to eat 'cause (I'm a flirt)
It's wise not to bring your girlfriend to a meal with me because I will definitely flirt with her

Please believe it, unless your game is tight and you trust her
Unless you are confident in your relationship and trust your partner completely, don't allow her to be around me

Then don't bring her around me 'cause (I'm a flirt)
If you know I am a flirt, it's best to keep your girlfriend away from me

Now swear to tell the truth
I promise to be honest

And the whole truth
I will not hide any details

When it comes to hoes I be pimpin' like I supposed to
I handle women in a way that aligns with the traditional pimping lifestyle

Rollin like I supposed to
I move through life with confidence, just as I should

Shinin' like I supposed to
I make sure I am noticed and admired, as I am expected to be

In the club, fuckin' wit' honeys like I supposed to
When I'm at a club, I flirt and engage with attractive women, fulfilling my expected role

I don't understand it when a nigga bring his girlfriend to the club
I find it perplexing when a man brings his girlfriend to the club

Freakin' all on the floor wit his girlfriend in the club
He is dancing intimately with his girlfriend on the club floor

And wonder why all these playas tryin' to holla at her
He's surprised that other guys are trying to get her attention

Just soon as she go to the bathroom, nigga I'm goin' holla at her
As soon as she goes to the bathroom, I will approach and flirt with her

A dog on the prowl when I'm walkin' through the mall
I am like a predatory animal, actively seeking opportunities for flirting while shopping in the mall

If I could man I probably would flirt wit all y'all
If I had the chance, I would flirt with all of you

Yeah, yeah homie u say she ya girlfriend
Yes, yes, my friend, you claim that woman as your girlfriend

But when I step up to her I'm be like cousin
But when I approach her, I act as if we are close relatives

Believe me man, this is how them playas do it in the Chi
Trust me, this is the way players behave in Chicago

And plus we got them player-ette flirters in the Chi
Furthermore, there are women in Chicago who are experts at flirting

Now the moral of the story is cuff yo bitch
The lesson to be learned here is to secure and protect your own partner

'Cause hey I'm black, handsome, I sing plus I'm rich and (I'm a flirt)
Because I am a black man who is attractive, talented in singing, and financially well-off, I am even more prone to being a flirt

Hey homie, if you ain't gettin' no money
Hey, my friend, if you aren't making any money

You better keep her away from me ya dig
You should definitely keep your woman away from me, do you understand?

Well if u love ya girl
Now, if you truly love your woman

And wanna keep ya girl
And want to maintain your relationship with her

Don't be walkin' up and askin' me to meet ya girl
Don't approach me and ask me to interact with your girlfriend

'Cause I'm well enough a flirt when I speak to girl
Because I have mastered the art of flirting, just a conversation with a girl is enough for me to start flirting

She winked her eyes on the slide
She subtly winked her eyes

I seen u girl
I noticed that she saw you

Better treat your girl right
You should treat your girlfriend well

'Cause another man will
Because another man might take her away from you

Better eat ya girl like another man will
He will satisfy her sexually like you should

'Cause u leave your wife
If you neglect your wife

And I see ya wife
And I come across your wife

That be for real
That would be a serious situation

How long u think that's finna be ya wife
How long do you think she will continue to be your wife?

Well I'm livin the life
Well, I am living a luxurious lifestyle

You just gettin' it right
You are just starting to get your life in order

Your old lady look at me
Your wife looks at me

'Cause you ain't hittin' it right
Because you are not satisfying her sexually

She probably used to like u
She may have liked you in the past

'Cause you the better type
Because you seemed like the better option

That's until I came along
However, I entered the picture

And put some dick in her life
And provided her with sexual pleasure

Wanna see me dance
You want to witness my seductive dance moves

I noticed she was checkin' me
I observed that she was checking me out

And diggin' the ice
And admiring my expensive jewelry

And if I get that tonight
And if I am able to have sex with her tonight

Better hit that twice
I will make sure to satisfy her twice

I can even make her mine
I can even make her my own

If I hit that right
If I satisfy her properly

You know smack that thang
You know, slap that buttocks

Sit that right
Handle it properly

Upon that dresser
On top of the dresser

Yeah that's right
Yes, that's correct

Pullin' on her hair
Tugging on her hair

Like we gettin' in a fight
As if we are engaged in a physical altercation

Yeah I know it's kinda tight
Yes, I know it may seem uncomfortable

But it'll settle just right
But it will fit perfectly in due time

So if yo girl sexy
So if your girl is attractive

And she test me
And she tempts me

Don't be upset g
Don't get upset, my friend

'Cause u might catch me
Because you may witness me

Tryin to catch a glance up her skirt
Attempting to steal a look up her skirt

We playing in my glam in reverse
We are reversing the traditional roles of flirting and seduction

Then if I see her and I like her then I'm a flirt
If I notice a woman and find her attractive, then I will definitely flirt with her

When I, when I, when I, when I pull up to club
When I arrive at the club

All the shawties be like (Damn 28's)
All the attractive women express their admiration for my luxurious car wheels

Then I be like girl u know just who I am (Don't hate)
Then I say to the woman, 'You know exactly who I am, don't be envious'

See I done fell in love wit a stripper y'all
I have unexpectedly developed strong feelings for a stripper, everyone

All I do is flirt with her, and I get them draws
All I do is flirt with her, and as a result, I end up having sex with her

And I don't need no help, I got it down pact
I don't need any assistance, I am very skilled in this area

Teddy Paine was born to flirt now you can't down that
My persona as Teddy Paine was specifically created to excel in flirting, so you can't criticize that

Now I'm flirt with her whether I'm in or out of town
I continue to flirt with her regardless of whether I am in town or not

That's why they call me teddy bend her ass down
That's why people refer to me as Teddy Bend Her Ass Down

I be like como si llama, lil' mama mi llamo pain, what is yo name
I say, 'What's your name?' in Spanish, and then introduce myself as Pain, asking for her name in return

I'm feelin' yo vibe
I am sensing and enjoying the energy you emit

And I'm hopin' you feel the same
And I hope that you are experiencing similar feelings

I'm a wink my eye and let you know I got the game
I will wink my eye to let you know that I am skilled in the art of flirting

When I pass by I know exactly what u say
When I walk past you, I know exactly what you are thinking and saying

He's so fly
He is incredibly fashionable and attractive

And he's so coo
And he has such a cool demeanor

Hey shawty (Hey shawty)
Hey, beautiful woman

What it do
What's up

He mad 'cause I'm lookin' but I already fucked her
He is angry because I am checking out his girlfriend, but I have already slept with her

I got these niggas mad 'cause (I'm a flirt)
These guys are angry at me because I am such a flirt

Now if u walk up in the club with a bad chick and she lookin' at me
If you enter the club with an attractive woman and she is showing interest in me

Then I'm gon hit
Then I am definitely going to pursue her

Man jackin' for chicks
Guys who are desperately trying to attract women

I tried to quit
I attempted to stop this behavior

But I'm playa homie
But I am a player, my friend

So I had to hit
So I am compelled to pursue them

While you buyin' her drinks (In the club)
While you are buying her drinks at the club

Actin' like you (In love)
Acting as if you are in love with her

Stunnin' like you (All thug)
Showing off and acting tough

We was (Switching numbers)
We were exchanging phone numbers

She lookin' at you when I walk by
She is looking at you, but her focus shifts to me when I walk past

You turn yo head, she wink her eye
You look away, and she winks at me

I can't help if she checkin' for a platinum type of guy
I cannot control her attraction to men of my status and wealth

She be callin' me daddy, and I be callin' her mommy
She refers to me as her daddy, and I jokingly call her mommy

She be callin' you Kelly, when yo name is Tommy
She mistakenly calls you Kelly when your name is actually Tommy

I don't know what y'all be thinkin'
I don't understand what you both are thinking

When you bring 'em round me
When you introduce them to me

Let me remind you that I am the king of r&b
Allow me to remind you that I am considered the king of R&B music

Do you know what that means
Are you aware of the implications of that title

That means if you love yo chick
That means if you truly love your woman

Don't bring her to the VIP
Do not bring her to the exclusive area of the club

'Cause I might leave wit yo chick
Because I might leave with your girlfriend

Just keepin' it real (My nigga)
I am just being honest, my friend

It is a playa's feel (My nigga)
It is the mentality of a player, my friend

Don't take no bitch to the club when u just met her (My nigga)
Do not bring a woman you just met to the club, my friend

'Cause I'm flirt wit her (Right)
Because I will definitely flirt with her, understand?

He gon' flirt wit her (Right)
He is going to flirt with her too, you know?

And if she lookin' that good shit
And if she is looking that attractive

She gon' flirt wit her
She is going to flirt with her as well