Method Man
RZA Lyrics

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?
RZA asks if someone is ready for torture

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit Right?
RZA threatens to tie someone up and stick a hanger heated on a stove into their rectum

Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour
RZA suggests using a heated hanger for torturing someone

Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss
RZA suggests the method of insertion for the heated hanger, making a sizzling sound

Yeah, I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat
RZA threatens to hit someone's testicles with a spiked bat while they are laid out on a dresser

Ooooohhhh
RZA's last line accentuates the pain caused by the torture methods he describes

I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!
RZA describes pulling someone's tongue out and stabbing it with a rusty screwdriver

I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker
RZA describes hanging someone from their genitals off a 12-story building

sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you
RZA threatens to sew someone's anus shut and force-feed them repeatedly

From the slums of Shaolin, Wu-Tang Clan strikes again The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef U-God, Ghost Face Killer and the Method Man M-E-T, H-O-D, MAN
RZA identifies the Wu-Tang Clan members, highlighting Method Man

Hey, you, get off my cloud You don't know me and you don't know my style
Method Man tells someone to leave him alone and not judge him

Who be gettin flam when they come to a jam? Here I am here I am, the Method Man
Method Man boasts about being the best rapper and performs at jams

Patty cake patty cake hey the method man Don't eat Skippy, Jif or Peter Pan Peanut butter, cuz I'm not butter In fact I snap back like a rubber
Method man compares himself to peanut butter that doesn't stick but rather bounces back like rubber

band, I be Sam Sam I am And I dont eat green eggs and ham Style will hit ya, wham!, then goddamn You be like oh shit that's the jam
Method Man references Dr. Seuss and claims his style to be impressive and catchy

Turn it up now hear me get buckwu-wu-wild I'm about to blow light me up Upside downside inside and outside Hittin you from every angle there's no doubt I am, the one and only Method Man
Method Man demands the volume be turned up and boasts about his lyrical reach, hitting listeners from every angle

The master of the plan wrappin shit like Saran Wrap, with some of this and some of that Hold up (what?) I tawt I tat I putty tat Over there, but I think he best to beware Of the diggy dog shit right here
Method Man describes himself as the master of wrapping rhymes and warns other rappers to beware of his skills

Yippy yippy yay yippy yah yippy yo Like Deck said this aint your average flow Comin like rah ooh ah achie kah Tell me how ya like it so far baby paw
Method Man compares himself to a playful character and boasts about his exceptional flow

The poetry's in motion coast to coast and Rub it on your skin like lotion What's the commotion, oh my lord Another corn chopped by the Wu-Tang sword
Method Man compares his rhymes to a soothing lotion and claims another victory for the Wu-Tang Clan

Hey hey hey like Fat Albert It's the Method Man ain't no if ands about it It's the Method
Method Man references Fat Albert to introduce himself as the Method Man

All right, y'all get ya White Owls, get ya meth, get ya skins Don't forget your fourty And we gonna do it like this I got, fat bags of skunk I got, White Owl blunts And I'm about to go get lifted Yes I'm about to go get lifted I got, myself a fourty I got, myself a shorty And I'm about to go and stick it Yes I'm about to go and stick it
Method Man describes getting high and preparing to indulge with alcohol and marijuana

H-U-F-F huff and I puff Blow like snow when the cold wind's blowin Zoom, I hit the mic like boom Wrote a song about it like to hear it here it goes
Method Man describes hitting the microphone hard while rapping and references the Three Little Pigs

Question what exactly is a panty raider Ill behaviour savior or major flavor All of the above oh yeah plus I do so Also flam I'm the man call me super
Method Man jokes about being a panty raider and boasts about his machoism

Not an average Joe with an average flow Doing average things with average hoes Yo I'm super I'll make a bitch squirm For my, Su-per Sperm (check it)
Method Man claims to be anything but an average rapper, doing exceptional things with women, with a crude reference to his sperm

Clip is loaded when I click bang dang A Wu-Tang slug hits your brain J-U-M-P jump and I thump Make girls rumps like pump and Humpty Hump
Method Man uses gun and sex metaphors in his rhymes

Wow, the Shaolin style is all in me Child, the whole damn isle is callin me P-A-N-T-Y-R-A-I-D-E-R mad raw I don't cry Meaning no one can burn or toss and turn me Ooh I be the super sperm Chim chimmeny chim chim cherie Freak a flow and flow fancy free
Method Man boasts about his Shaolin style, being called for by everyone, and makes another sexual reference to being a panty raider

Now how many licks does it take For me to hit the Tootsie Roll center of a break Peep and don't sleep the crews mad deep Wu-Tang Fadin motherfuckers like bleach
Method Man references a popular commercial and boasts about the Wu-Tang Clan's depth and power

So to each and every crew You're clear like glass I can see right through You're whole damn posse be catchin em all cause you vic'd and ya didnt have friends to begin with I'm
Method Man believes he can see through the facade of other rap groups and calls out their fake friendships

Straight from the slums of Shaolin Wu-Tang Killa B'z on a swarm
RZA introduces the Wu-Tang Clan, referencing their origins and power

[Your soul have just been taken through the 36 chambers of death, kid]
RZA suggests that the listener's spirit has been tested and proven by listening to the Wu-Tang Clan

*coughing*
Method Man coughs

[Word to mother, Method Man signing off, peace]
Method Man ends the song with a sign-off