The Baddest Man Alive
RZA ft. Black Keys Lyrics

I could take the pitchfork from the devil
I am so powerful that I could easily take something from the devil himself.

Keep a super suit like I’m incredible
I have a suit that gives me extraordinary powers, just like the Marvel superhero 'The Incredibles'.

From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky
I am capable of anything, whether it's diving deep into oceans or reaching the heights of the sky.

I’m the baddest man alive
I am the toughest and most unbeatable man there is.

I’d grab a crocodile by his tail
I am so brave that I could easily grab the tail of a fierce crocodile.

Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail
I have the power to put the judge in handcuffs and arrest the police officers themselves.

Make the meanest woman break down and cry
I am so intimidating that even the toughest woman will break down in tears in my presence.

I’m the baddest man alive
I am the toughest and most unbeatable man there is.

I take no mess, and I take no jive
I won't tolerate any nonsense, and I won't be trifled with.

Sometimes I feel like I can fly
I am so powerful that I sometimes feel like I can defy gravity itself.

I’m the baddest man alive
I am the toughest and most unbeatable man there is.

Not bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good
I'm not saying I'm bad in a negative way, but rather that I am incredibly cool and powerful.

Say my name three times, and you knock on wood
Just saying my name three times gives you good luck and protection.

Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood
I am capable of striking fear into the hearts of anyone in the neighborhood, even the mythical 'Candy Man'.

Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should
I'm so hardcore that I'll show off my guns to the police, as a true gangster would.

I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
I am so fearless that I could even steal food from a dangerous, wild animal like a tiger.

Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire
I am not afraid of danger, and I can even walk through fire after bathing in gasoline.

Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
I am so powerful that I could even embrace and suckle milk from a dangerous animal like a grizzly bear.

Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee
I am so confident that I could easily take the hat from a high-ranking officer like a sergeant and repurpose it as a toy.

Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes
I am so dominant that I could even spit in a crocodile's face and engage in a sexual encounter with two female primates.

Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives
I am so tough that I could even comfortably sleep in a container filled with sharp and dangerous butcher knives.

I drink honey straight from the beehive
I am so fearless that I could even consume honey directly from the hives of dangerous bees.

Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
I am so daring that I could even jump off a tall building while naked and attached to a bungee cord.

Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
I am so confident that I could easily skate across the Golden Gate bridge while nude.

I’m the baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die
I am the toughest and most unbeatable person around, and I don't intend to pass away anytime soon.

When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye
Even when faced with death itself, I am so fearless that I could make direct eye contact with the personification of death, the 'grim reaper'.

I bust off in the face of the witch of the East
I am so powerful that I could easily defeat and ejaculate in the face of the famous villain from 'The Wizard of Oz', the 'witch of the East'.

Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh
I am so intimidating that I could even order a dangerous shark like a great white to brush its teeth, and laugh about it.

I’m the man who stole the golden fleece
I am so powerful that I could even steal such an important prize as the 'golden fleece'.

And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast
I am so powerful and dominant that I could even sexually assault the female lead from the fairy tale 'Beauty and the Beast', right in front of the Beast himself.

I’m the baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die
I am the toughest and most unbeatable person around, and I don't intend to pass away anytime soon.

I’m the baddest man alive
I am the toughest and most unbeatable man there is.