Cretin Family
Ramones Lyrics


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I am not so upset about my horrible self
But why don't you go upset yourself
Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face
What a disgrace man and you know it's true

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out
Look what's happening now it's all your fault
You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k.
Why don't you get a hoola hoop
And do the cretin hop and

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do
Here's a little curse it's from me to you
It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will
You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Everyone's against me
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Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi

Overall Meaning

The Ramones' song "Cretin Family" is a satirical take on the idea of dysfunctional family dynamics. The lyrics are focused on the lead singer's frustration with his own flaws and shortcomings, but he redirects his anger towards his family, getting increasingly annoyed as the song progresses. This anger is directed at his family who, he feels, do not understand him and are always against him.


The lyrics begin with the lead singer sounding resigned to his own faults, but then he quickly turns to blaming his family for his problems, telling them to "upset themselves". He even goes so far as to attack their physical appearance, calling their faces stupid and a disgrace. As the song progresses, his frustration grows until he is almost hysterical, telling his family that they can "do absolutely nothing" and mocking them for their lack of ability.


The repetition of the phrase "Cretin family" throughout the song emphasizes the singer's feeling of being surrounded by incompetence and stupidity, and his frustration that he is unable to escape it. The song ends with a curse directed towards his family, who he predicts will always be miserable and unlucky.


Line by Line Meaning

I am not so upset about my horrible self
I am not bothered about my inadequacies


But why don't you go upset yourself
Why don't you bother someone else instead of me?


Hey here's the mirror see your stupid face
Look at yourself in the mirror, you stupid fool


What a disgrace man and you know it's true
You are a disgrace and you know it


Cretin family Cretin family Cretin family
Repetition of the song title


Everyone's against me
Everybody hates me


Don't stare at me it's freakin' me out
Stop staring at me, it's making me uncomfortable


Look what's happening now it's all your fault
This situation is happening because of you


You can't do nothin' absolutely nothing' o.k.
You are incompetent and cannot do anything right


Why don't you get a hoola hoop
Why don't you find something else to do instead of bothering me?


And do the cretin hop
Go do something stupid or pointless


I'm never wrong don't tell me what to do
I am always right, don't tell me what to do


Here's a little curse it's from me to you
I curse you with bad luck


It's nothin' gonna happen nothin' ever will
Nothing good will ever happen to you


You'll be miserable every day your luck will always be bad
You will always be unhappy and have bad luck


Oi-Oi-Oi-Oi
A call-and-response chant commonly used in punk music




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: DANIEL REY, DEE DEE RAMONE

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Comments from YouTube:

@chiaraviberti6039

CJ Ramone una pieza fundamental en la banda, creo que desde su llegada mejoró aún más al grupo.
Aquí en Argentina, después de haber tocado tantas fechas seguidas a Joey no le daba más la voz, entonces CJ practicamente cantó todas las canciones haciendo de soporte.

@jennimadden1061

Yes, CJ is VERY good! Great playing, great vocals. He stepped into Dee Dee's shoes and performed better than everyone thought he would.

@graemesmith8068

Great playing lol ...love the Ramones but he,like DeeDee aint no bassist..

@miguelorozco4445

@@graemesmith8068 wrong

@TheHouseofHaunt666

Love the Energy CJ brought back to the group

@URIMARCOR

creo que es la primera vez que escucho oi oi oi en un tema de ramones , me sorprende gratamente

@erickgerman91

que grandes estos tipos loco!!!!!, una pasion!!! un orgullo llevarlos en la piel!!!

@AlexColberg

Great song. There's no replacing Joey, but CJ is really good.

@jirisumny6736

i thing so

@aubrinsproducoes8495

Amazing Ramones

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