Conceited Bastard
Ras Kass Lyrics


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I created verb-noun (The most beautifullest shit)
I make up like foundation, now who you facing?
The waterproof MC,
Ras blessed the mic faster than Ramadan in mach three
Get off my dick, nigga
And tell your bitch to come here
And stick your dick in your eardrum and fuck what you heard (Yeah)
Fa sheezy, articulate drama
Multiple lacerations between consecutive commas
I like my ill nana wet, my martini dry
Whippin' a BMW 540i (drunk driving Miss Daisy)
Devil in a blue dress packing heat
While I'm doing doughnuts in the middle of the street
My middle east metaphors motivate religious wars
Jah-hah (plus some other middle east dialect)
Get it popping like Felicia and Amhad Rashad
Keep my game face on like a goalie
So stick yourself, Pretty Tony

[Chorus:]
You, you are, you conceited bastard [x8]

(We still got some non-believers) So I'ma drop the bomb
Like the one-armed wide receiver
See we be off the hook like (busy signal from phone)
Criminally insana, my brain do the Macarena
Attack the varicose vanity who spin cancer
Rhetorical question, a hypothetical answer
Wouldn't swallow my tongue at a seizure
Speak my mind at my leisure
Living singe with more hoes than Khadijah
And when I'm bent, it's the circus without a tent
Clowning all baby-face ass niggas who love hoes and pay rent
Give a chicken six cents for Gucci boots (Hell no!)
I rather mop the floor at a peep show
What part of "I'm the shit?" don't you understand? (Gooby bitch)
Your favorite rapper is a Ras Kass fan
So, how many dykes do I flip on the daily?
Many money, just give me plenty Henny Remmy

[Chorus]

(Well, that's true) Damn, skippy
I put that on everything I love
Like when Lucy was fucking Ricky
Got more stripes than Adidas
I'm cavy like fish fetus
See money snit and bullshit out-run cheetahs
Too much perpetrating, not enough lyricism
Indo got you believing what your pen do
Faking pugilism, the evil you claim you and your man do
With a glock, when you least likely to red dot a 7-up can
My man, understand, I got connections
So much doe in my pocket, I give my girl a yeast infection
I'm big-headed like babies with down syndrome
Is you a playa from the Himalayas with Jerome
This one girl tried to Billy Jean me
But I was wearing two rubbers
So name that nigga, Houdini (laughing)
Controversial reversal, this is my planet
You just a Reebok commercial

[Chorus]

What, nigga, check, check, yeah
Uh, huh, yeah, yeah
This goes out to all the critics
You can suck the dick




Check this out for all the bitches to the radio
Don't hate me though, you don't know me

Overall Meaning

In the song "Conceited Bastard" by Ras Kass, he starts out with a boastful statement about being the creator of the verb-noun style, which he describes as "the most beautifullest shit." He compares himself to makeup foundation and emphasizes that he is a waterproof MC, blessed with the ability to rap faster than Ramadan. Ras Kass also dismisses any detractors and encourages them to tell their girlfriends to have sex with their own eardrums. He boasts about his ability to articulate drama using various literary devices such as multiple lacerations between consecutive commas. He then switches to discussing his preferences in alcohol and cars before dropping some political commentary about the role music can play in motivating religious wars.


In the chorus, Ras Kass repeatedly calls himself a conceited bastard, which seems to be both a commentary on his own self-perception and a response to those who may criticize him for his confidence. He continues this theme throughout the song, dismissing those who doubt his skills and boasting about his ability to outstrip his competition.


Line by Line Meaning

I created verb-noun (The most beautifullest shit)
I have crafted a masterful piece of language (the most beautiful combination of words)


I make up like foundation, now who you facing?
I can cover any blemish like foundation makeup, so who are you dealing with?


The waterproof MC
I am the MC that cannot be damaged by any means


Ras blessed the mic faster than Ramadan in mach three
I can bless the microphone with my raps at an incredible speed


Get off my dick, nigga
Stop following me around and trying to copy me


And tell your bitch to come here
Bring your woman to me


And stick your dick in your eardrum and fuck what you heard (Yeah)
Put your penis into your own ear and ignore everything you've heard from others


Fa sheezy, articulate drama
I can certainly and clearly bring on drama with my words


Multiple lacerations between consecutive commas
My sentences are full of sharp breaks, each punctuated by a comma


I like my ill nana wet, my martini dry
I prefer my sexual partners to be aroused, and my alcoholic drinks to be without much vermouth


Whippin' a BMW 540i (drunk driving Miss Daisy)
I am skillfully driving a powerful BMW car while under the influence, like in the film 'Driving Miss Daisy'


Devil in a blue dress packing heat
I have a malevolent nature, and I am carrying some kind of weapon concealed within my outfit


While I'm doing doughnuts in the middle of the street
I am recklessly driving my car in circles in the center of the road


My middle east metaphors motivate religious wars
The comparisons I make to the Middle East in my lyrics may contribute to instigating conflict between religious groups


Jah-hah (plus some other middle east dialect)
An exclamation using a combination of languages associated with the Middle East


Get it popping like Felicia and Amhad Rashad
I am making things happen, just like a celebrated dynamic duo in the entertainment industry


Keep my game face on like a goalie
I keep up my tough, focused appearance like that of a hockey goaltender


So stick yourself, Pretty Tony
Go away, person named Pretty Tony


[Chorus:] You, you are, you conceited bastard [x8]
You are an egotistical jerk


(We still got some non-believers) So I'ma drop the bomb Like the one-armed wide receiver
Since some people don't believe in me, I am going to prove them wrong with something explosive, like a talented football player who only has one arm


See we be off the hook like (busy signal from phone)
We are completely free from any entanglements, just like a phone that is busy and unable to accept calls


Criminally insana, my brain do the Macarena
My highly abnormal mental state causes me to unconsciously do a popular dance many times


Attack the varicose vanity who spin cancer
I'm criticizing those vain people who spread negative ideas like a growing illness


Rhetorical question, a hypothetical answer
My question doesn't require an answer, and my answer may not be based in reality


Wouldn't swallow my tongue at a seizure
I am speaking my mind in any situation, even during a seizure when swallowing one's tongue is a common fear


Speak my mind at my leisure
I express my opinions whenever I feel like it


Living singe with more hoes than Khadijah
I am a single man who has more sexual partners than the character Khadijah from the TV show Living Single


And when I'm bent, it's the circus without a tent
When I'm under the influence of drugs or alcohol, things can get pretty wild and out of control


Clowning all baby-face ass niggas who love hoes and pay rent
I am mocking immature guys who are obsessed with women and still rely on their parents for financial support


Give a chicken six cents for Gucci boots (Hell no!)
I refuse to waste money on extravagantly expensive items that don't have much value


I rather mop the floor at a peep show
I consider a lowly job like cleaning a peep show to be more respectable than spending money on Gucci boots


What part of "I'm the shit?" don't you understand? (Gooby bitch)
How can you not recognize that I am the best? You must be clueless (insulting word)


Your favorite rapper is a Ras Kass fan
Even popular rappers appreciate my music


So, how many dykes do I flip on the daily?
I am asking how frequently I can enjoy intimate relationships with lesbian women


Many money, just give me plenty Henny Remmy
I am asking for a lot of Hennessy and Rémy Martin brandy


(Well, that's true) Damn, skippy I put that on everything I love Like when Lucy was fucking Ricky
That statement is absolutely true. I swear on everything I hold dear, just like Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz did while they were in love on screen


Got more stripes than Adidas
I have achieved more success than the famous sportswear brand Adidas


I'm cavy like fish fetus
I am unique and extraordinary, like a developing fish inside its egg


See money snit and bullshit out-run cheetahs
People who have money tend to talk and lie more than fast-moving cheetahs


Too much perpetrating, not enough lyricism
Many people pretend to be talented while lacking the skills to produce meaningful and original lyrics


Indo got you believing what your pen do
The use of drugs may influence artists to believe in the validity of their own ideas


Faking pugilism, the evil you claim you and your man do
I am calling out people who pretend to be violent, acting as if they are capable of evil things that they and their friends wouldn't actually do


With a glock, when you least likely to red dot a 7-up can
Using a gun is pointless when you can't even hit a stationary target like a can of soda with a red dot sight


My man, understand, I got connections
Listen, my friend, I know many important people


So much doe in my pocket, I give my girl a yeast infection
I have so much money in my pocket that I hand it to my girlfriend and she acquires a common fungal infection


I'm big-headed like babies with down syndrome
I have an inflated ego, like infants born with a genetic disorder


Is you a playa from the Himalayas with Jerome
Are you claiming to be a successful flirt from an exotic location, with a silly name?


This one girl tried to Billy Jean me But I was wearing two rubbers So name that nigga, Houdini (laughing)
A woman accused me of being the father of her child, but I was wearing two condoms, so I must have magically escaped her trap (sarcastic laughter)


Controversial reversal, this is my planet You just a Reebok commercial
I am a thought-provoking artist with unique ideas, while you are just a generic product placement like an advertisement for sports shoes


[Chorus]
You are an egotistical jerk


What, nigga, check, check, yeah Uh, huh, yeah, yeah
This is an expression of enthusiasm or bravado, with added sound effects


This goes out to all the critics You can suck the dick
I am sending a message to all the people who criticize me, telling them to perform an obscene act


Check this out for all the bitches to the radio Don't hate me though, you don't know me
Listen to my music, all you female listeners of the radio, but don't criticize me, because you don't really know who I am




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