The Thing
Ray Charles Lyrics


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While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day
I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
I discovered a * * * right before my eyes
I tell y'all, I discovered a * * * right before my eyes

I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything
But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
"Ooh, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop!
Son, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop!"

I turned around and got right out, a-running for my life
And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
And this is what she said at me as I walked in the door:
"Ooh, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more!
Please, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more!"

I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
A hobo who was looking for a handout on the street
He said he'd take most any old thing. He was a desperate man
But when I showed him the * * *, he turned around and ran
You know, when I showed him the * * *, he turned around and ran

I wandered on for many year, a victim of my fate
Until one day I came upon Saint Peter at the Gate
And when I tried to take it inside, he told me where to go:
"Get out of here with that * * *, and take it down below!
Ray, get out of here with that * * *, and take it down below!"

The moral of this story is if you're out on the beach
And you should see a great big box and it's within your reach
Don't ever stop and open it up. That's my advice to you




'Cause you'll never get rid of the * * *, no matter what you do
I tell you, you'll never get rid of the * * *, no matter what you do

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Ray Charles's "The Thing" narrate a humorous story about a man who finds a mysterious object in a wooden box while strolling on the beach. The singer discovers a mysterious object that the lyrics purposefully omit by using the "* * *" in its place. When he takes it to town to sell, he faces constant disapproval and rejection, and his wife also tells him to get rid of it. Even a hobo declines to take it as a handout when he shows it to him. Years later, when he dies and meets Saint Peter at the Gate, he tries to take it inside, only to be told to take it down below. The song ends with a moral lesson about not taking risks and opening unknown boxes while on the beach.


Line by Line Meaning

While I was walking down the beach one bright and sunny day
One day, while I was taking a walk on the beach


I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay
I saw a large wooden box floating in the sea


I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
I retrieved the box and opened it. To my surprise,


I discovered a * * * right before my eyes
I found something very surprising and unexpected


I tell y'all, I discovered a * * * right before my eyes
I'm telling you, what I discovered was very shocking


I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king
I took it with me to the town in great excitement


I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything
I gave it to a person whom I thought would be interested in buying it


But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop
But he screamed at me as soon as I entered the shop saying


"Ooh, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop!
"Go away with that thing before I call the police!


Son, get out of here with that * * * before I call a cop!"
Young man, leave this place now with that object or I will call the police!"


I turned around and got right out, a-running for my life
I ran away as fast as I could in order to save my life


And then I took it home with me to give it to my wife
But I brought it home with me to show it to my wife


And this is what she said at me as I walked in the door:
However, as soon as I entered the house, she said to me


"Ooh, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more!
"Take that object away from here and never come back!


Please, get out of here with that * * * and don't come back no more!"
I beg you, take that thing away and never return!"


I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet
I wandered aimlessly around the town, and then I met


A hobo who was looking for a handout on the street
A homeless person who was begging for food or money on the street


He said he'd take most any old thing. He was a desperate man
He said he would accept anything as he was in a precarious situation


But when I showed him the * * *, he turned around and ran
However, when I showed him the object, he ran away in fear


You know, when I showed him the * * *, he turned around and ran
As you know, when I showed him the object, he was so scared that he ran


I wandered on for many year, a victim of my fate
As time passed by, I kept on wandering and became a victim of my destiny


Until one day I came upon Saint Peter at the Gate
Until one day, I reached the gates of Heaven, and I saw Saint Peter


And when I tried to take it inside, he told me where to go:
But when I tried to take the object inside, Saint Peter told me to go somewhere else


"Get out of here with that * * *, and take it down below!
"Take that object and go to Hell!


Ray, get out of here with that * * *, and take it down below!"
Get out of here, Ray, and take that thing down to Hell!"


The moral of this story is if you're out on the beach
The lesson to be learnt from this story is that if you're on the beach


And you should see a great big box and it's within your reach
And if you happen to see a big box that's easily accessible


Don't ever stop and open it up. That's my advice to you
My advice to you is to never open that box


'Cause you'll never get rid of the * * *, no matter what you do
Because that thing will be with you forever, no matter what you do


I tell you, you'll never get rid of the * * *, no matter what you do
Trust me, that thing will be with you forever, no matter what you do




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Comments from YouTube:

Lazuli Winters

Ahhhh yesss! I remember this song from 6th grade music class. It wasn’t the Ray Charles version, but still a classic song!

Brian Runyon

Nice jazz take on that one. LOL with the tuba.

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