Raymond "Ray" Romano (born December 21, 1957 in Queens, New York) is an Emm… Read Full Bio ↴Raymond "Ray" Romano (born December 21, 1957 in Queens, New York) is an Emmy Award-winning and Golden Globe-nominated, American actor and comedian best known for his starring role on the long-running CBS sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond. His other notable roles include, "Manfred 'Manny' the Mammoth" (Ice Age and Ice Age: The Meltdown), and "Handy Harrison"

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The Bed Come on And I can see her now Dancing around, her drink…

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Comments from YouTube:

codedxxx

3y↑62

Imagine a 9 year old confused at what kind of show this was. As an adult I get it now.

Christopher Sobieniak

46w↑8

Yeah, this was an adult show.

HisCountriGal17

45w↑9

Imagine a 9yr old who got it....I was a weird kid lol

southbeachtalent

40w↑7

Lol same here. I didn't watch Nickelodeon like other kids. I was watching The Simpsons, Married With Children, etc. When Space Ghost Cost to Coast hit it's stride I was in heaven

Christopher Sobieniak

40w↑1

@southbeachtalent At least you got an early start on 90's culture, like I had with the 80's.

John Coxtolstoy

39w↑2

LMAO I always watched this as a kid and I think it was super formative for me

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Naptime2013

37w↑7

Pass the gravy still funny after all these years 😊

Tyler Tilwick

2y↑37

This also feels like an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond lol

Mustang Things

2y↑4

I’m no ELR expert but they definitely did an episode on the whole “don’t send me to the store again” thing. It had to do with Robert’s wedding invitations and how Ray and Robert didn’t want to do them, so they did a horrible job on purpose, but they got sent out anyway.

assmane999

41w↑3

He did the jumpstart of a conversation between women on King of Queens during one of the funny crossover episodes.

GTA5Player1

36w↑1

Definitely giving off that "useless schloppy husband" Raymond is known for

tbirddddd

36w↑3

Most of the therapy sessions were comedians doing their standup bits as if they were opening up to a psychologist, which is a genius setup.

noisepuppet

35w↑2

I think he was on that show

tom smith

3y↑21

God I miss this show. Awesome

JTblcksheep

45w↑17

I think I learn a lot more from watching Dr. Katz than from Dr. Phil.

dragonmartijn

39w↑7

Dr. Katz was a real doctor.

David Long

3y↑52

Crap was hoping for the scene where Romano asks his kid what's she thinking about and she replies "Candy".

Insert CleverName

2y↑11

The cut-back to Katz daydreaming about candy is one of my favorite bits from the whole series.

Diarrhea_Splatter

1y↑1

Thank you for saving me some time. That scene is classic!

KMB2476

36w↑1

I was hoping for the soda machine bit. "No soda loser!" "Ohhhhhhhh I promised my friends!"

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Insert CleverName

2y↑14

Ray's agent made a kinda-quoted appearance on the show, too. There's a bit where Dr. Katz is trying to get Ben out of the house (just because, well, he has no life) and Ben says something like, "I've got plans, you big assh-" before getting cut off. On the DVD, Katz said that was based on trying to get Romano's agent to sign him up for a charity show. He agreed, and Katz said great, because it's a really good cause and-- "I SAID HE'D DO IT, ASSHOLE!"

Camille Sanborn

2y↑24

I don’t know why but that truck driver’s face at 2:29 while he was being complimented TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

Insert CleverName

2y↑3

20+ years after watching it, "He did a u-turn and I wept" is STILL first thing I think of when I see one of those stickers (or someone doing a u-turn).

CIS101

42w↑1

Can't stop laughing. I saw this real time back in the day.

Lucas M

1y↑6

“You always go that one move too far…And then you try to save it…no don’t move honey…freeze! Don’t, hey, oh! You moved, you moved! It’s not my fault!” 😂😂

Lucas M

@6:24

dvdemon420

40w↑7

90s was pretty sweet even tv was good and in Early to mid 2000s adult swim was my jam

Steve derp

39w↑3

The shower one is soo good. I actually learned about this and figured out how to solve the people. You just have to lower the temperature on your water heater. It’s the hot water mixing with the cold water. If you make it slightly cooler you increase the range of your shower’s temperature control.

T B

3y↑2

The shower knob one always kill me XD

Ronnie Perez

3y↑14

I wonder what kind of conclusions Dr Katz draws from his patients after therapy

[Crimson Dæmon]

3y↑5

Patient Romano, Raymond: extremely neurotic

Joseph Lucatorto

3y↑6

They made an audio thing called Dr Katz's Therapy Sessions that you can find on youtube. after each session he talks about what they said lol

Adrian Åslund

35w↑2

Its like a weird animated podcast before podcasts were a thing. Its really avant garde in that way.

tron3entertainment

38w

The shower bit killed me back in the day. Still hilarious.

John Shields

2y↑4

Rays made for this show. Dom's funny, Fred stoller

dragonmartijn

39w↑2

Ray Romano = John Travolta before finding confidence.

Thomas Dahlquist

40w↑3

The little courtesy shove that a man gives a door for another guy entering a store behind him, which in his act I believe Ray called "the heterosexual flip".

Walkerlocker

36w

"I've had a brush with death and I'm still drowsy after"

Lorrie

3y↑3

I hope someone also compiles dom irerra

Filbert Flangepipe

35w

He seems a bit two dimensional here, which is actually an improvement on his real personality.

Ryan Urquhart

40w

The spider In The car this happened to me beaded down on my neck it was terrifying !! 🤣

circleeh

50w↑17

Ray Romano was a freakin'genius before ABC/Disney contractually stole every molecule of His Humor, Creativity and anything interesting about him with "Everybody Loves.." 🙁🙁🙁

Christopher Sobieniak

46w↑1

True.

assmane999

41w↑5

He’s still very funny

Spade Racing

40w↑2

CBS

mikeynike81

39w

that was on CBS

Joseph Gannon

39w

You know what he's trying to say tho, no need to correct. If it's a drastically important factor, he will remember the proper channel.

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Kat Lee Balboa St. Julian

40w↑1

Let's play pictionary look on their face....
Lmao

Iused Yourtowel

33w

I watched this like 20 years ago. I loved it. I cannot stand this now.

john higgins

30w

So what are you watching this for then?

Iused Yourtowel

30w

@john higginsI thought I would still love it.

john higgins

29w↑1

@Iused Yourtowel fair enough.
I only find the patients and the girl on the phone funny. Dr Katz and his son are pretty irritating sometimes.

John Coxtolstoy

39w↑4

I'm amazed how many decades of material male comics have gotten out of "wife bad"

Joe Baumgart

38w

Ik. For instance, take my wife. PLEASE!

GTA5Player1

36w

More specifically, how Ray Romano got 9 seasons of content out of "why can't wife be like mommy and just do everything for me?"

KingLich

35w

different times

assmane999

3y↑2

Hilarious

Matt Mayse

40w

That spider bit

John Shields

2y↑3

Which side of the bed, away from the door so his wife's closer to the boogie man. lol

TheGodofEva

3y↑24

Lol "CAN'TWATCHAGAME."

Spade Racing

40w

“Your milk is leaking ya schmuck”

Kurtice YZ

2y↑2

Ahhh im driving! 🤣

Teag Brohman

35w↑1

all I can picture in my head is Manny

cavalierfan1995

3y↑2

oh ray
what am i going to do with ya laddie boy

FIX ME!

yossarian MNichols

3y↑1

We could watch the game during Thanksgiving. The matrons stayed in the kitchen. XMas was off limits for football though. The NFL didn't dare put on a game on XMas when I was a kid.

martinhousemuse

3y↑7

"Best or Ray Romano"

Heyyy, isn't that an oxymoron?!

NecronBionic

36w

south park! where Dr Katz gets killed by a slow burner firework!

Anthony Dlugos

2y↑2

Where’s the bit on legalized prostitution in Vegas?

Hedgehog

3y↑2

I gotta watch the game! I can’t buy food for my family because I am to mentally incompetent. I can’t be nice to other people. I am literally a man child! The game! Watching the game here! Beer!