Read Full Bio ↴(For the actor and singer with The Village People, see Ray Stephens.)
Ray Stevens (born Harold Ray Ragsdale, 24th January 1939) is an American country and pop singer-songwriter, best known for a series of irreverent, quirky singles such as "Mississippi Squirrel Revival" and "The Streak". His recording career began with two singles released on Prep Records, followed by a short stint with Capitol Records. Both contracts were made with the help of Atlanta, Georgia music maven Bill Lowery.
Stevens joined Lowery's National Recording Corporation in 1958, where he also was a member of the NRC staff band, playing numerous instruments, arranging, and doing background vocals. When NRC went into bankruptcy, he signed with Mercury Records, and started a series of hit records in the 1960s that included "Ahab the Arab" and "Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving, Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills". The later song held the record as the longest title to hit the Top 40 chart until being surpassed in 1981 by the Stars on 45 Medley, whose official title included the titles of 10 other songs because of copyright requirements.
Stevens became a producer and well-known studio musician on the Nashville scene, and recorded hits for Monument, Barnaby, Warner Brothers, MCA and RCA. Perhaps his most famous hit is "The Streak" (1974), which poked fun at the early-1970s "streaking" fad of running nude in public; this was a No 1 in both the UK and the USA. His novelty song "Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues)" reached No 2 on the UK chart in 1971.
Stevens' biggest hit was his gospel-inflected single "Everything Is Beautiful" (1970). A plea for love and tolerance during turbulent times in the United States, the song shot to Number 1 there. Stevens has won two Grammy Awards: one for "Everything Is Beautiful" and one for the arrangement of his country and western version of the jazz standard "Misty" (1975). He also recorded a version of Glenn Miller's "In the Mood" in the style of a clucking chicken, under the pseudonym Henhouse Five Plus Too. This was a Top 40 hit in the US and UK.
With the popularity of the song "Everything Is Beautiful", Stevens had a variety show on CTV. The Ray Stevens Show appeared in Canada in 1970 and soon appeared in the United States on NBC and the United Kingdom on the BBC. Although it only has eight episodes, it is mostly known for being the show that launched the career of regular cast member Steve Martin.
Ray Stevens was inducted into the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame in 1980. In 1991, Stevens opened the Ray Stevens Theater in Branson, Missouri. He performed there regularly until 2006, when he sold the theater.
In 2012, Stevens released The Encyclopedia of Recorded Comedy Music, an 8-CD collection of what Stevens considered the 96 greatest comedy songs of all-time.
In the fall of 2019, Stevens will be inducted into the Country Music Hall of Fame.
The Pirate Song
Ray Stevens Lyrics
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Avast there, mates you're sailing with Long John Blackbeard Pegleg Patcheye Hook!
The scourge of the Bounty Main!
The bloodthirstiest, black-heartedest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas!
Ha ha,what say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over to yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides again' her timbers
Swing over there on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut out the rivets and split the booty
I don't like it
You don't like it?
I don't like it and I don't wanna do it!
It's tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way
Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?
I want to sing and dance
I want to sing and dance (Sing and Dance)
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckle slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance!
You wanna sing and dance? Hah!
Well, you don't like plunderin', eh? Shiver me timbers, how 'bout treasurin', huh?
Rubies and emeralds, pearls
Gold doubloons British soverigns, silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels!
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, eh?
And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where
How 'bout that me bloodthirsty buckos, eh ha ha ha
I don't like it!
You don't like it?
I don't like it and I don't want it!
Ye don't want it
And I won't do it! I'm an artiste!
An artiste! Well, Mr. Artiste, what do you want?
I want to sing and dance
I want to sing and dance (Sing and Dance)
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckle slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance!
Now listen here, this ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know
For some little flittin' Tinkerbell
This here be a black-hearted pirate ship
And I'd have you keelhauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit!
So you don't like plunderin', eh?
I don't like it!
And you don't want no treasurin', huh?
I don't want it!
And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin' and wenchin' and rummin' either, I suppose?
Well, deep down, you wanna know the truth?
It's not me I don't want it
Well, what do you want?
As if I didn't already bleeding know
I want to sing and dance, and
I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny pants ehh
Okay, we'll all sing and dance!
I said we'll all sing and dance!
Or you'll walk the plank!
One, two, three
I want to sing and dance
I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
(I like it, I like it) wear me silver buckle slippers and me tight shiny pants (I kind of like it me own self)
I kinda thought you would
I want to sing and dance!
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
I don't like rum
You don't like rum?
Well, no, actually, well, I might like a little Perrier
A little Perrier? With a lime in it
A lime in it
He wants a lime in it
Well, do you have any escargot? (Escar-what?)
What's your soup today? (Soup?)
Might have a bit of a salad, too (Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?)
And maybe a croissant, is that right? Those French make everything so hard, why didn't they just call it a bun?
The lyrics to Ray Stevens's song The Pirate Song detail the imagined conversation between a group of pirates and one of their members who isn't keen on terrorizing Spanish galleons, cutting out rivets, splitting booty, and other such pirate-like activities. Instead, he wants to sing and dance, to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance, wear tight shiny pants, and perform in a Gilbert and Sullivan show. The other pirates initially find this idea atrocious and threaten to keelhaul the recalcitrant pirate until they eventually relent and all join in a grand singing and dancing finale.
The song parodies the swashbuckling pirate genre by poking fun at the bravado, greed, and amorality of pirate culture. It shows the ridiculousness of societal norms that glorify violence and piracy while shunning art and entertainment. The song offers an alternative vision of what it means to be a pirate, one that values joy, creativity, and self-expression over domination, theft, and murder.
Line by Line Meaning
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
Let us prepare for the adventure with this crew, with high spirits and plenty of rum
Avast there, mates you're sailing with Long John Blackbeard Pegleg Patcheye Hook!
Introducing our pirate crew, led by the notorious pirate leaders known as Long John, Blackbeard, Pegleg, Patcheye, and Hook
The scourge of the Bounty Main!
Our pirates have a notorious reputation as the most ruthless and fierce on the seven seas
The bloodthirstiest, black-heartedest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas!
Our pirate captain is known as the most barbaric and evil pirate to ever sail the seas
Ha ha,what say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over to yonder Spanish galleon
Let us raise our pirate flag, turn toward the Spanish ship, and prepare for the attack
Lay a few broadsides again' her timbers
Shoot several cannons at the enemy's ship to weaken them
Swing over there on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth
Let's use ropes to swing over to their ship, while holding onto our swords in our mouths
Cut out the rivets and split the booty
Remove the bolts that hold their treasure chests and take all their loot
What say ye to that, me hearties? Ha ha ha
What do you say about our successful mission, fellow pirates? Let's celebrate our victory
I don't like it
You don't like it?
One of the pirates is expressing their dissatisfaction, while the others are questioning it
It's tacky, tacky, tacky, tacky and don't look at me that way
Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?
The pirate thinks their plan is cheesy and unappealing, but the others ask what they would prefer instead
I want to sing and dance
I want to sing and dance (Sing and Dance)
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckle slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance!
The dissatisfied pirate expresses their true desire to be a part of a musical production, with a chance to show off their costume and singing skills
You wanna sing and dance? Hah!
Well, you don't like plunderin', eh? Shiver me timbers, how 'bout treasurin', huh?
Rubies and emeralds, pearls
Gold doubloons British soverigns, silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels!
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, eh?
And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where
How 'bout that me bloodthirsty buckos, eh ha ha ha
The pirate crew mocks the dissatisfaction, and tries to convince the performer to participate in plundering treasure, showcasing the abundance of expensive items available for their taking
And I won't do it! I'm an artiste!
The performer insists on their artistic integrity, and refuses to participate in the pirate activities
Well, Mr. Artiste, what do you want?
The crew respects the performer's wishes, and asks what they would like instead
Now listen here, this ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know
For some little flittin' Tinkerbell
This here be a black-hearted pirate ship
And I'd have you keelhauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit!
The captain reminds the performer that this is a serious pirate ship, not a musical show, and threatens punishment if they do not comply
Well, deep down, you wanna know the truth?
It's not me I don't want it
Well, what do you want?
As if I didn't already bleeding know
The performer admits they do want to participate in pirate activities, but also thinks the crew already knows this
I want to sing and dance, and
I know, I know and wear your tight little shiny pants ehh
Okay, we'll all sing and dance!
The performer repeats their original desire, and the crew agrees to allow them to sing and dance
Or you'll walk the plank!
One, two, three
The crew jokingly threatens to make the performer walk the plank if they do not comply, while also offering a countdown to their agreement
I don't like rum
You don't like rum?
Well, no, actually, well, I might like a little Perrier
A little Perrier? With a lime in it
A lime in it
He wants a lime in it
Well, do you have any escargot? (Escar-what?)
What's your soup today? (Soup?)
Might have a bit of a salad, too (Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?)
And maybe a croissant, is that right? Those French make everything so hard, why didn't they just call it a bun?
The performer continues to express their dissatisfaction, and quirkily asks for specific food items and a fingerbowl, while rejecting the idea of rum
Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: C. W. Jr Kalb, Carlene Kalb
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@karisfiles4755
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest!
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!
[Pirate Captain:]
Avast there, mates! You're sailing with Long John Blackbeard Pegleg Patcheye Hook!
The scourge of the Bounty Main!
The bloodthirstiest, black-heartedest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas!
Ha ha! What say ye, we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over to yonder Spanish galleon
Lay a few broadsides again' her timbers,
Swing over there on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth
Cut out the rivets and split the booty!
What say ye to that, me hearties? Eh?
[Pirate:]
I don't like it!
[Pirate Captain:]
You don't like it?
[Pirate:]
I don't like it and I don't wanna do it!
It's tacky! And don't look at me that way.
[Pirate Captain:]
Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?
[Pirate:]
I want to sing and dance
I want to sing and dance (Sing and Dance)
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckle slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance!
[Pirate Captain:]
You wanna sing and dance? Hah!
Well, you don't like plunderin', eh? Shiver me timbers. How 'bout treasurin', huh?
Rubies and emeralds, pearls and gold doubloons! British soverigns, silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels!
Necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, eh?
And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where.
How 'bout that me bloodthirsty buckos! Ha ha ha!
[Pirate:]
I don't like it!
[Pirate Captain:]
You don't like it?
[Pirate:]
I don't like it and I don't want it!
[Pirate Captain:]
Ye don't want it.
[Pirate:]
And I won't do it! I'm an artiste!
[Pirate Captain:]
An artiste! Well, Mr. Artiste, what do you want?
[Pirate:]
I want to sing and dance
I want to sing and dance (Sing and Dance)
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver buckle slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance!
[Pirate Captain:]
Now listen here! This ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know!
For some little flittin' Tinkerbell!
This here be a black-hearted pirate ship
And I'd have you keelhauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit!
So you don't like plunderin', eh?
[Pirate:]
I don't like it!
[Pirate Captain:]
And you don't want no treasurin', huh?
[Pirate:]
I don't want it!
[Pirate Captain:]
Then you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin' and wenchin' and rummin' either, I suppose?
[Pirate:]
Well, deep down, you wanna know the truth?
It's not me. I don't want it.
[Pirate Captain:]
Well, what do you want?
As if I didn't already bleeding know...
[Pirate:]
I want to sing and dance, and...
[Pirate Captain:]
I know, I know! And wear your tight little shiny pants!
Ehh!
OK, we'll all sing and dance!
[Pirates grumble]
[Pirate Captain:]
I said we'll all sing and dance!
[Pirates grumble]
[Pirate Captain:]
Or you'll walk the plank!
1-2-3
[All:]
I want to sing and dance
I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
[Pirate:]
I like it, I like it!
[Pirate Captain:]
I kind of like it me own self
[Pirate:]
I thought you would...
[All:]
I want to sing and dance!
Sixteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum
[Pirate:]
I don't like rum
[Pirate Captain:]
You don't like rum?
[Pirate:]
Well, no. Actually, well, I might like a little Perrier.
With a lime in it.
[Pirate Captain:]
A little Perrier with a lime in it.
He wants a lime in it!
[Pirate:]
Well, do you have any escargot?
[Pirate Captain:]
Escar-what?
[Pirate:]
What's your soup today?
[Pirate Captain:]
Soup?!
[Pirate:]
Might have a bit of a salad, too.
[Pirate Captain:]
Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?
[Pirate:]
Maybe a croissant. Is that right? Those French make everything so hard! Why didn't they just call it a bun?
@samwise_K
No dumb questions sent me! 😅😂
@themdwthemdw
I like Destin's version better.
@samwise_K
@@themdwthemdw 🤣 Destin did make it sound pretty good!
@SuperAverageJason
Same!
@jamyers1971
Likewise, lol!
@jamesweible5357
My family still quotes from this song. It's a good way to tell someone you don't want something if you use " I don't like it, and I don't wanna do it, it's tacky". Most times we'll use it just to be silly, this song has brought humor to my family for over 30 years.
@patsysmothermon7861
I say"Tacky Tacky Tacky !" 😂😂😂
@byutube4360
Gonna tell my kids this was pirates of the Caribbean
@copperstaterocketguy1640
It's not??
@janhoyle1462
Oh, that’s mean, LOL