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Call You A Cab
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@manisthebastard128

2y↑2.6K

That gas leak part had me dead 💀

@HealthHorror

He's lucky it didn't make him dead 😬

@mediterraneandiet2483

2y↑224

It nearly had him dead too.

@calebray4168

2y↑45

Lol as a gas piper, I thoroughly enjoyed that part, goddammit Theo!

@Thewhitewhale10

2y↑67

'Really' LMFAO

@mrmadisonlv

2y↑19

@@Thewhitewhale10 Beat me to it 😅😅 “Really”

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@leeandrew6555

2y↑2K

The “Really” after the gas leak story is such a swerve of mood.

@ghdh166.

It’s not a joking matter, gas leak is serious business. Millions dead from gas chambers.

@telerzo

2y↑24

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Theo Von!!! 😂

@MrBuketman

2y↑44

Yeah, what the hell? He randomly jumps into a damn gas leak story. Theo is always a fun story teller.

@jaygio

2y↑4

Bc Joe was very high as that's the only way he could tolerate Theos unfunny jokes and get some kind of laughter, as Only Zoomers find this Tard shit funny. That's why even as high as he was he could change emotions like that. When you're not fake laughing doing table slapping, and are laughing for real, it's pretty hard to stop dead and switch gears like that.

@MrBuketman

2y↑24

@@jaygio “Tard shit”?? Have you ever seen him, or anyone else in a full conversation/context? Yes he’s random, but a good story teller. He’s been this way before “zoomers” were even born. No hate.

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@Thee_kyle_Weezy_Harler

2y↑522

The gas leak explains a lot about Theo lmao he's gold

@yomamma2424

2y↑4

He gives me bi guy vibes. Somethin about theo, and hey man that’s ok but just sayin….

@cardsfighter2

1y↑3

@@yomamma2424 oh big time. He brings up gayness soooo much. Which like you said, is whatever, do you bro lol

@TylerEubank

51w↑6

@@yomamma2424 he’s not bi lmao

@9ner

17w↑1

@@yomamma2424 bet you wish lol

@sebu46

12w

@@cardsfighter2 Has he ever dated a guy? has he ever said he is bi, has he ever sucked a dick? I just find him open minded, he's caring and empathetic so he doesn't like the injustice gay people face. That's why he brings it up a lot... Open up your mind and think deeply.

@lgndcreative9569

2y↑811

The whole thing is hilarious, but ironically the funniest part is when he says there was a gas leak and Joe gets completely sobered up "...really..."

@johnszczerba9979

2y↑13

That happens sometimes I notice a comedian will something funny and Joe give em nothing back like he doesn't even get it

@promx96

2y↑1

@@johnszczerba9979 or cause its not funny ? 😆

@MicHerbz

2y↑7

@@promx96 bro that is such a Theo von moment I’m assuming you are a Theo von fan but if not once you get to really watching a lot of his content man he is a national treasure

@johnszczerba9979

2y↑3

@@promx96 when is Joe ever funny? 3 hours a day and never says a funny thing so how would he know lol

@SogonD.Zunatsu

2y↑1.1K

A funny gem in this podcast, when they're watching a moment from the movie Dracula, where he turns into a bunch of rats, Theo slips in a little "gang gang" and Jamie catches it and laughs.

@Aalpine001

What does it mean? Gang gang?

@TonTon.2142

2y↑36

@@Aalpine001 it’s just like “squad”, “team”, “folk”, “fam”, whatever it is, wherever the f-ck you’re from. “Posse” 😂 look up the song Lil Tjay - Gang Gang, if you need further explanation.

@ThePrawn101

2y↑43

There was a compilation of Jamie laughing at theo in the background of all the times Theo’s been on and it’s the most wholesome thing ever but I can’t mind it anymore. Theo is the most genuine comic out there 🖤

@Aalpine001

2y↑4

@@TonTon.2142 I'm from Narnia.

@skykesler3539

@@TonTon.2142 MAAAAAAAAAANG you would know what gang gang means...which your tonton lookin ass.

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@JT-qs4tv

2y↑329

“I loved creating an ambiance in advance” 😂 Theo really is one of the greats.

@timmyotoole6063

you should've googled the spelling before posting

@MCJOHNSON95

1y↑10

@@timmyotoole6063 you’re arguing about these minute details. Focus on the core message and not pettiness

@drunkenmmamaster419

1y↑4

@@timmyotoole6063 play grammar German this ain't English class it's YouTube 😂

@timmyotoole6063

1y↑1

@@MCJOHNSON95 i'm not arguing anything. i'm simply stating he should've googled the spelling before posting

@OPgrits

20w↑3

@@timmyotoole6063congrats bro, you pointed out a typo.

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@AcidRant1

2y↑47

“Queering around” is hilarious

@manda.watching.YouTube

2y↑393

Funny how Theo can say someone had a gas leak and somehow it’s funnier than anything I’ve ever said.

@tinkywinky4449

You're probably just not even a little bit funny.

@isaiahmorales3847

2y↑4

@@mrloop1530 i bet you use your right hand a lot

@djones7136

@@mrloop1530 simps are why we can't have nice things

@BrunoSilva-pf3tx

@@djones7136 facts

@Issacandjacob

2y↑108

“I feel great about it” my stomach hurt for like 10 minutes after the laugh I got from that💀

@davidesquer7776

2y↑269

The ending was hilarious joes response to the gas leak joke was hilarious

@jdmathys1

2y↑5

“…oh shit, that parts kinda sad”

@LiquidShadows

2y↑95

Joe missing the gas leak joke is a crime, bro. 😂

@fetJackal

What's the joke?

@LiquidShadows

2y↑18

@@fetJackal
The joke is that with a gas leak (more so with carbon monoxide), breathing it for an extended duration can render a person unconscious, i.e. "sleeping".

@ILiTIHiUIM

2y↑2

Lol yeah flew so.far under Joe's radar
Which honestly, is surprising
But ya gotta know Theo haha

@MASO204

2y↑13

Joe misses a lot of Theo's comedy

@ryangarnett4705

I think Joe just figured he was making that part up

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@plinpain

2y↑56

Theo is like a never ending myriad of side stories. All with chapters ready to be made at any point.

@NB-fk6ej

2y↑98

Theo might be the funniest man to ever live

@dannyc7227

2y↑13

It’s kind of ironic… I think Theo’s stand up comedy is good but not great but when I listen to his podcast or when he is talking on someone’s else podcast, he becomes the funniest man alive. I’ll laugh so much I’ll have tears coming out.

@dabear7862

2y↑3

@@dannyc7227 I agree, his ability to be hilarious at a conversational level is what makes him great

@Db-gq3lx

1y↑11

I love the Vons comedy.. dudes fucking hilarious

@MicHerbz

2y↑36

I like his stand up don’t get me wrong but Theo in conversation has to be one of the funniest humans of all time

@lesterbronson2385

13w↑1

His conversations feel much more laid back and genuine which makes it even more hilarious. Stand up feels way too forced in my opinion most of the time.

@RonFleener

2y↑122

Idk if makes this shii up or not, but it's comedy so it doesn't matter. 🤣🤣🤣

@harveyblns

2y↑6

It’s ok Kevin Hart makes up 70% of his stories but who cares they’re hilarious

@trippsmclovin

I give Theo a lot of leeway being from the boot. They got some.. free thinkers down there... 🤣🤣

@jonu3114

@@trippsmclovin you mean cousin fuckers

@HawaiianPunch557

They're so funny you're better off just choosing to believe them. I doubt he knows thirty ppl who were on pills and died driving into an embankment lmao

@Th-tg4zm

@@HawaiianPunch557 I think that ones actually true I’m pretty sure that’s one specific guy he used to do steroids with

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@davidgarcia5797

2y↑16

Definitely feels like joe laughs the hardest with Theo on the show

@ofsoundmind28

2y↑16

THE GAS LEAK HAD US SLEEPING FROM FRIDAY NIGHT TIL SUNDAY MORNING!💀💀💀

@ISOCZAR

2y↑89

Theo von is the 8th wonder of the world

@hassaanraza1188

2y↑1

😂😂😂

@yomamma2424

2y↑2

Is Theo bisexual? He gives me those vibes lol

@Fishin480

2y↑3

@@yomamma2424 "Idk man I did ride that bicycle that one time man." -Theo Von

@yomamma2424

@@Fishin480 o snap 😅

@drunkenmmamaster419

@@yomamma2424 I think Theo is just straight up gay 😂😂

@poohead605

2y↑23

no one has made joe laugh like this in a long time. Man I miss uncle Joey.

@joebarra1010

2y↑11

“I love creating ambiance in advance” is so fucking funny and I don’t know why

@kevosims2012

2y↑5

Queerin...I nearly pissed myself laughing.

@Goatboy_89

2y↑6

Theo is a national treasure protect his comedy at all costs!

@jacksonganuelas2858

36w↑7

Joe is the best audience for our boy Theo 🤣😂

@mfgreatness

35w↑2

Ikr 🤣🤣🤣

@gbharris

11w

He misses half his jokes

@drunkenmmamaster419

2y↑4

Queering around 🤣🤣🤣haven't heard that in forever

@yalebulldog05

2y↑6

Theo is Norm MacDonald's successor

@mattg1611

1y↑4

When he says “queering around” it reminds me so much of my uncle from West Virginia 😂

@CalebJNelson

40w↑2

😂😂 That last part is so underrated.

@IceColdProfessional

2y↑2

Never heard of Theo Von before this podcast. The dude is so random and all over the place it's hilarious.

@fishwaters9270

2y↑1

ya his dad for sure 1000% said "queeeeering" around LOL

@Pedroepacas

2y↑4

This EP is so gold, but also have so many GEMS von the Ratking flying over Joes head like craaayze

@jaygio

This is Zoomer Humor. Nothing flew over Joe's head, he had to fake laugh and pound the table with table slaps. Watch the end how fast he changed directions and stopped laughing. If you've ever REALLY laughed before you'd know you don't stop on a dime.

@Poofter

2y↑1

@@jaygio what the fuck are you talking about Joe entirely missed the gas leak joke. That's all that happened.

@Pedroepacas

@@jaygio did you even watch the whole ep?
I'm not talkin about this joke especifically you noodler

@AZHerps

2y↑2

I was so happy to see another episode with theo yesterday, always has me laughing ajd a smile on my face, get him on more often ROGAN! Once a year aint doing it

@SonnyGTA

2y↑8

We need more dads like this now! Way too many pansies today. WTF!

@Sevenly7

yeah bro we totally need more adults dictating how the children they already forced into the world act. Makes real sense.

@jamieb8819

2y↑1

We he said gas leak and sleep.....going find the rest of this...lmfao, GOLD!

@Tesla_ofthe_Skies

2y↑1

“Anti Gay Energy” I’m fucking dead lmao

@amtooam

2y↑1

The way he said “gas leak” and “bro” leads me to believe the code word for every weed man who smokes a joint to sample it before they promote that they have it 🙌🙌🙌

@haslehoff

2y↑36

Imagine having a big spliff with Theo 😂😂😂

@jaygio

Sad.

@haslehoff

@@jaygio why that

@heeeeeem8520

2y↑2

@@jaygio here u are again

@LillyMunster85

Nah he only smokes them American Jahnts. Thise horse leg hitters

@happytrailsgaming

2y↑1

Don't need one

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@wherethefisalex

19w↑1

protect this man at all cost

@QXZ9027MKII

2y↑5

God bless them.

@I_HATE_THE_TOS

2y↑6

Imagine if Theo had been friends with Bobby Lee back then

@leo_n3103

2y↑3

The ending. 💀😂

@thelifeofsnapavelli

Theo is naturally funny asf 😂😂😂😂😂

@willard39

2y↑2

TIL "ambience" is Southern for setting up your friends for a beatdown.

@OneEyedDrummerTDHE

2y↑51

You gotta make the clip where theo said he was going to sweat on his children 😂

@bobloerakker7010

Like the Winona Ryder joke. (Or whatever her name is)

@sup4528

That was hilarious

@thugmctwist

2y↑1

was at work chilling and started laughing out loud when that shit happened

@sup4528

@@thugmctwistlmao same

@madskrillz2

@@thugmctwist hahaha me too. I had to pause it and laugh. Joe was like "WOAH DUDE WHAT?" and then died laughing. 🤣

@muumarlin1731

2y↑2

Theo's one of a kind

@aaronmichaelmusic_

13w↑1

“Hey Jaime, pull up that video of that bear acting like a queer.”

@glockwidstik

The whole podcast was hilarious. Best in a while.

@Triviumx17

Theo is the best JRE guest period.

@heatherw260

2y↑2

Von brings out THE best in Rogan!!!

@hayzen9981

2y↑1

“I feel great about it” lmao

@uncledibby

1y↑3

There's always a little bit extra to the story and I love it

@kashaw33

10w

Freaking hilarious!!!

@Marcomanexists

1y↑2

Joe is right, queering is really funny as a verb

@CRA78

38w↑1

“You been out there queering around boys?!?!”

@whyooter1

19w↑1

Rogans gut laugh is tha best!!

@65usaf6565

20w

The gas leak shit at the end is next level comedy.

@micahkitchens2480

That was the greatest ending to
anything I’ve ever seen

@BamaMcGroovy

2y↑1

This soooooooo needs to be a JRE Toon! Paulytoons, get on it, PLEASE.

@bubbaluvv

my new phrase, "CREATING AMBIANCE IN ADVANCE"...That had me rolling, "you boys been out there queerin"

@dant1983

Ending the video with Theo setting up for a gas leak story makes this a gem in of itself

@clean04si

2y↑1

the last second!!!! LMFAO!!!

@badrobot116

Lets gooo!! A new theo podcast

@imortaliz

43w

"Bro, so then dude" XD

@jortkebabopjebord

Theo has a way with words like noboby 😂 such a legend

@LurkingCrassZero

22w↑1

Only Theo would view a gas leak as a bonus.

@mixbymariusmixbymarius1650

15w

I google the meaning of Theo, it says: Sweet Home Alabama
and that's the vibes he gives me 🤣 i love this dude

@-unascertained-

2y↑7

I feel great about it 😂

@sitdowncomedyXD

Man is a pro in making story on the fly.

@dontpanic9261

2y↑1

This whole podcast was nothing but giggles. lol

@daleklord77

2y↑1

“We used to get high when were kids and we’d go outside to get high” 10/10 theoism right there

@fishermandancrook

20w↑1

Joe's laugh should be a Spotify song

@Westfield813

2y↑1

Literally just heard this on the podcast and it’s suddenly on my recommended page 😭😭😭😭

@hyphycrunk

2y↑1

That last statement he made wtf 😂😂😂

@oldmanfivetimes

the last second "really" is the best

@truthminister5828

In this episode Joe mentioned that the best zombie movie ever made was 28 Days Later. I am sure he actually meant "28 Weeks Later". The best

@jarrodeastwood

21w

That gas leak part explains a whole lot... 😂

@williambrown1801

35w

The funniest shit ever 😂

@Kanadiankid

Theo's the best man

@jangofett5700

I'm dead,🤣🤣🤣

@Mastermind_ji

2y↑1

Congrats bro , your channel blew up

@mattss7886

Theo reminds me of all my homies growing up man

@gerryturple527

the gas leak at the end was the funniest.

@HlifeRomania91

Love Theo thanks

@Ep3ForMe

2y↑2

Theo is too funny for Joe, it makes Joe get insecure and serious

@marcusherbold993

The story about his car breaking down in a tunnel in Pittsburgh and shitting In an upside down frisbee is hilarious. Bobby Lee podcast 😂😂😂

@pdvision2194

Theo von is one that doesnt have to try to be funny. It naturally comes out of him.

@jc-kj2on

2y↑1

Theo is a treasure

@corycasey1926

One of my favs

@jijijisa

11w

I enjoy this as much as Joe Rogan

@themapleshamrock5284

This needs to be a JRE Toon!!!

@bliinxta

He pizzed himself with fake laughter wow great vid

@richmerrill3940

2y↑1

Only Theo can make Joe laugh like that. Lol

@787blah

Nah. Joey diaz.

@anthonyfaucijr.2140

Yea you must be a Gen Z that likes Theos dumb sense of humor that you haven't heard him laugh authentically before. This isn't Joe laughing hard, the way he switches from slapping the table to being serious.

@josephcapone2154

29w↑1

Joe hates homophobes so much it’s got me questioning him.

@ThatGuy-qp6dv

Theo is so underrated

@Pabloignacioalvarez

25w↑2

Have you boys been QUEERIN AROUND!

@Jaykec1995

13w↑1

Rogans laugh is funny as hell

@apapz3245

Joe knows how to walk the tightrope of canceled I love it

@lostwithasmile485

21w↑1

You think that dude is just constantly making shit up on the fly? No way some of this shit is true from him😂😂😂😂. He is so brilliant.

@joe1071

15w

Joe actually concerned about that gas leak

@i-fart-in-elevators

My faces hurts 🤣

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