Welcome
Redman Lyrics


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(DJ SAYWHAT??)
Our phone are open for all you high motherfuckers
At 1 800 DIKINYABOOTY
Welcome
That's 1 800 dick in ya boo tay!!
Welcome

Aiyyo this is Mad Duke callin from Da Bricks
I'm on the block with Uncle Quilly and Leroy Sweetdick
Gettin my smoke on for you onionhead motherfuckers

Hi this K Spark from the Al Parks dammmn!

Welcome to another nineteen ninety-six Funk Doctor Spock tape
As we take y'all minds on another journey, through the darkside
We uplift you! Def Squad force comin through with the ruckus
Jammin for all knotty-headed peasy motherfuckers, ahh
And for funky bitches, we got a funky thing for you

I said I gets down like that, who am I (Funk Doctor)
(As I kiss the sky)
I said I gets down like that, who am I (Funk Doctor)
(As I kiss the sky)

Bomb troll, funkier than Haitian underarms
Represent Jersey, the land of firearms
Hotwired cars, emptying cigars
Afros, mofo's, on knees with momo's
It's nasty as I come my shit be douche
I used to be the chief instructor for Bruce
Choose your weapon -- A FATALITY
Line your crew up now -- BABALITY
In nineteen ninety-six bitch ass niggaz all in my mix
On some rah rah shit, get my rah rah dick!
Nuts alert, first sound de alarm on de expert
My network, operate sharper than a Gilette works
Off the corner style Blinds in Knightening Armor
About more Facts of Life than Tudy or Blair Warner
Chi-Town where you at (we got your back)
D.C. where you at (we got your back)
My crew Come Strapped like MC Eiht with nickel plates
Gettin mad Dead Presidents ask Lorenzo Tate
Ahh, gettin loot rollin craps in the yard
Can't be scarred by media, SO FUCK THE MEDIA
Most MC's are terrible, unbearable
Couldn't get stupid if you were sliced cerebral
Ahh no need to... act like he's shittin
Man you're funnier than Ed Griffith, it's Red's kitchen




My infrared's missin, damn I'm slippin
I'm out of ammo, yo Crossbreed, stick the clip in

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Redman's song "Welcome" open with a voiceover announcer stating that their phone lines are open for all high individuals who wish to call in, welcoming them to the track. The song features a variety of different voices and vocal styles, with Redman introducing himself as the Funk Doctor Spock and leading listeners on a journey through the dark side. The lyrics are filled with colorful imagery and wordplay, reflecting Redman's unique style and approach to hip-hop.


Throughout "Welcome," Redman uses his lyrics to showcase his skills as a rapper, referencing his ability to "get down" like the Funk Doctor and kiss the sky. He also references his hometown of New Jersey and the many vices and violent tendencies that come with life in a rough neighborhood. At one point, he raps about his ability to defeat his enemies in battle, using the Mortal Kombat-inspired lines "Choose your weapon - A FATALITY, line your crew up now - BABALITY."


Overall, "Welcome" is a high-energy, fast-paced track that showcases Redman's unique style and lyrical prowess. It's a classic example of the golden age of hip-hop, and a testament to Redman's enduring legacy in the genre.


Line by Line Meaning

Our phone are open for all you high motherfuckers
Our line is available for any and all people who are currently under the influence of drugs.


At 1 800 DIKINYABOOTY
You can call us at 1-800-DIKINYABOOTY.


Welcome
We are happy to have you here and ready to provide entertainment.


That's 1 800 dick in ya boo tay!!
Our phone number spells 1-800-DIKINYABOOTY, emphasizing our commitment to providing sexual content.


Aiyyo this is Mad Duke callin from Da Bricks
This is Mad Duke calling from the neighborhood of Da Bricks.


I'm on the block with Uncle Quilly and Leroy Sweetdick
I'm hanging out on the street corner with my friends Uncle Quilly and Leroy Sweetdick.


Gettin my smoke on for you onionhead motherfuckers
I am smoking marijuana for the enjoyment of those who are similarly intoxicated.


Hi this K Spark from the Al Parks dammmn!
This is K Spark from Al Parks, wow!


Welcome to another nineteen ninety-six Funk Doctor Spock tape
We are excited to bring you another Funk Doctor Spock tape from the year 1996.


As we take y'all minds on another journey, through the darkside
We are going to take you on a mental journey that explores the darker and edgier sides of life.


We uplift you! Def Squad force comin through with the ruckus
Our intention is to inspire and motivate you, as Def Squad brings the noise and disruption.


Jammin for all knotty-headed peasy motherfuckers, ahh
We're playing music for all the people with nappy, unkempt hair.


And for funky bitches, we got a funky thing for you
We also have funky music for women who are sexually adventurous or unconventional.


I said I gets down like that, who am I (Funk Doctor)
I'm the Funk Doctor, and I know how to party.


(As I kiss the sky)
I'm so high, it feels like I'm kissing the sky.


Bomb troll, funkier than Haitian underarms
I'm funkier than the smell of Haitian underarms.


Represent Jersey, the land of firearms
I represent New Jersey, a place where guns are prevalent.


Hotwired cars, emptying cigars
We steal cars and smoke cigars, living a rebellious lifestyle.


Afros, mofo's, on knees with momo's
We wear afros while engaging in sexual acts involving oral sex.


It's nasty as I come my shit be douche
I have a dirty personality, and my actions may be unpleasant.


I used to be the chief instructor for Bruce
I used to teach martial arts under Bruce Lee.


Choose your weapon -- A FATALITY
Choose your weapon carefully, as it may result in a fatal outcome.


Line your crew up now -- BABALITY
Prepare your group for defeat, as they will be reduced to a childish state of weakness.


In nineteen ninety-six bitch ass niggaz all in my mix
In 1996, I had many annoying and bothersome individuals trying to involve themselves in my affairs.


On some rah rah shit, get my rah rah dick!
These people were acting aggressive and confrontational, so I had to show them who's boss.


Nuts alert, first sound de alarm on de expert
Be aware, as there may be hostile individuals present who are highly skilled and dangerous.


My network, operate sharper than a Gilette works
My network operates with precision and cuts through obstacles with ease, much like a Gillette razor.


Off the corner style Blinds in Knightening Armor
I'm on the corner, dressed like a knight in shining armor.


About more Facts of Life than Tudy or Blair Warner
I have more knowledge and experience than the characters Tudy and Blair Warner from the TV show 'Facts of Life'.


Chi-Town where you at (we got your back)
We support and represent Chicago, and we are here to help you.


D.C. where you at (we got your back)
We support and represent Washington D.C., and we are here to help you.


My crew Come Strapped like MC Eiht with nickel plates
My group carries guns for protection, much like the rapper MC Eiht who famously carried nickel-plated firearms.


Gettin mad Dead Presidents ask Lorenzo Tate
We're making a lot of money, just like the character Lorenzo Tate from the movie 'Dead Presidents'.


Ahh, gettin loot rollin craps in the yard
We're earning a lot of money by playing craps on the street corner.


Can't be scarred by media, SO FUCK THE MEDIA
We are not afraid of the media and refuse to be intimidated by them.


Most MC's are terrible, unbearable
Most rappers are terrible and unlistenable to me.


Couldn't get stupid if you were sliced cerebral
Even if you cut my brain open, I still wouldn't be stupid.


Ahh no need to... act like he's shittin
There's no need to act like you're scared or intimidated by someone.


Man you're funnier than Ed Griffith, it's Red's kitchen
You're making me laugh harder than the comedian Ed Griffith, who is famous for his jokes about the kitchen.


My infrared's missin, damn I'm slippin
I lost my infrared targeting device, which is causing me to be less effective.


I'm out of ammo, yo Crossbreed, stick the clip in
I've run out of bullets, and I'm asking my friend Crossbreed to reload my gun for me.




Lyrics © CAPITOL CHRISTIAN MUSIC GROUP, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: NOBLE, SERMON

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