I Know You Too Well To Like You Anymore
Reel Big Fish Lyrics

I know you too well to like you anymore
I have spent enough time with you to have learned your true character, and it is no longer likable.

There's a nightmare where my dream girl was
I have experienced disappointment in what I thought was the perfect romantic partner.

My prince charming is a bore
My ideal romantic partner turned out to be unexciting.

When we first started, even if you farted, I'd laugh and ask for more.
At the beginning of our relationship, I found every little quirk endearing.

And in the beginning we always were grinning, we didn't know what we were smiling for.
We were so infatuated with each other at the beginning that we never questioned our smiles.

We'd hold hands and then break dance, or rap like Dr. Dre.
We used to share quirky, fun moments together, like holding hands while break dancing or rapping.

And side by side, we'd drink all night, disgusting all our friends with our PDA.
We would engage in excessive drinking and public displays of affection in front of our friends, making them uncomfortable.

You felt so good deep in my heart, and that's for sure.
I used to feel a strong emotional connection to you.

But now I feel sick when I'm around you.
Now, your presence makes me feel physically ill.

I hate the way you always say you could find somebody else.
I resent your constant threats to leave me for someone else.

And you've got me on such a tight leash that I'm starting to strangle myself.
You have a controlling influence over me, to the point where I feel like I am suffocating.

You criticize, I know that I'll never be what you want me to be.
You are always critical of me, and I know I will never be able to meet your expectations.

When you used to be such a sight for sore eyes, but now looking at you is like a knife in me.
You used to be visually appealing to me, but now looking at you is painful.

Your heart is filled with daggers
You have a cruel and spiteful nature.

Your kiss is like razor blades
Even your affectionate actions have a painful quality.

You'd rather stroke that champagne bottle
You prioritize alcohol over our relationship.

I'll toss you a hand grenade!
I am ready to end our relationship in a destructive manner.

You're mean and you're unfriendly
You have a harsh and unsociable demeanor.

Well you're an attention whore
You crave constant attention and validation from others.

But I love you. Please stay.
Despite my growing dislike for you, I still have feelings of attachment and don't want to end the relationship.

No one makes me more miserable so please don't go away.
As much as you make me unhappy, the thought of you leaving brings even more pain.

I'll never be able to forget you.
Even if our relationship ends, you will always have a lasting impact on me.

I wish that I had never met you!
Despite my complex feelings for you, part of me wishes that we had never crossed paths.

How did this all get so ugly, you became so strange.
I am bewildered by how quickly our once-pleasant relationship degraded.

You're always coiled back, ready to attack. Your lips curled over your vampire fangs.
You are always tense and quick to take aggressive action, and it feels like you are always on the verge of lashing out.

They say be careful what you wish for, it just might come your way.
I learned the hard way that getting what you want doesn't always lead to happiness.

Well, I dreamed about you baby, but now I'm dreaming of my escape.
I used to have dreams about a future with you, but now I just want to get away.

I knew you were a bad idea, but I had to have you anyway.
Even though I had reservations about getting involved with you, I couldn't resist.

You're a son of a bitch, you know that?
You are a disrespectful and unpleasant person, and I am frustrated by our interaction.

You're a slut
You are promiscuous and lack respect for yourself.

You're a dick
You are rude and insensitive to others.

You're a whore
You are a promiscuous and low-value person.

You're a prick
You are a contemptible and detestable individual.

You make me fucking sick
Your actions and personality are disgusting to me.

You've got no tits
You are physically unappealing.

Well, you're a needle dick
You are physically unimpressive and sexually inept.

I'm so sick of your shit
I am exhausted by your constant negativity and drama.

Well you're a hag
You are an unattractive and unpleasant woman.

And you're a drag
Your presence is a burden and brings me down.

You drive me fucking mad
Your behavior and attitude are pushing me to my breaking point.

Well I wish you'd go to hell
I strongly dislike you and wish you ill.

But I love you
Despite everything, I still have some feelings of affection toward you.

Oh well...
In the end, I am resigned to the complicated nature of our relationship.