Is Guava a Donut?
Renaldo Lyrics

Excuse me
Excuse me, could you tell me please
Excuse me sir
Is Dover a seaport?

Sure it's a seaport

Pardon me
Please sir
Pardon me but
Has Grover a passport?

I hope so!

Please sir I say
Just one second please
I say
I say!
Do gophers eat peanuts?

I'm not sure!

I hope you don't mind me asking
It's been on my mind for some years now
It's important
Is guava a donut?

What! What, you say! You know, if I had a mind I could get quite mad
But I bite my bottom lip and persevere, a lad needs to know, y'know, y'know, y'know

Excuse me
Excuse me
But I still have questions

Is Ghana a blood sport?

Don't be ridiculous!


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Comments from YouTube:


I fucking love this. It makes me feel things. Like, more than I feel with other songs. I relate to this. It tells a story to me and I relate to it heavily. It's like this song understands me. I wish I knew how to find more music that did that for me.

Anna Wanna

You might try Ptose with songs like Eat your Fish or Night of the Reptiles... Could be up your alley, too. It's certainly up mine


They're the oppositest things one can think of. Only few know this, but the smell of guava was used as a torture method back in medieval times. I just made this up but hey maybe it really was! Very likely even!


"Do gophers eat peanuts?" I posed this question to the internet and according to Google Answers: - - "Gophers are herbivores, which means they only eat vegetation. They especially love the roots and tubers of plants but will occasionally resort to grazing the lawn for grass, clover, and other snacks. Gophers like peanut butter, as well as potatoes, carrots, roots, lawn, and plants which makes peanut butter the perfect bait to trap them." - - Which wasn't exactly what I asked about. I had not asked about how to trap gophers.

Marc Nathaniel Agcaoili

Is butter a carb?


Residently weird!!🚑🚨🤐

Norris Karloff

Guava is not a donut. This was always a ridiculous assertion.


What is a "donut" and is it made of "do"? I know what a doughnut is, Mr Krispy Kreme told me so.

Erik Burman


L French

What?! You say?- You know if I had half a mind I could get very mad!!... but I’ll bite my lip and preserve, a boy needs to know you know you know

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