A Critical Dance
Renaldo & the Loaf Lyrics


your leg's too long
your skull's too strong
suppose your nose is wrong
your eyes are blue
your ears are loo
your mouth is oozing glue!

your pirouette's not perfect yet
yes sir, yes sir!
and your entrechat's a mal-a-tete
no sir, no sir!
in this ballet who...who says "tres bon"
"n'est—ce pas?"
"mais non?"
"oola!"

your heels are worn and your tou-tou's torn
yes sir, yes sir!
so you think you're suave with your eye-brows shorn
no sir, no sir!
in this ballyhoo, who says "sehr gut"
"nicht war?"
"ach, nein?"
"wunder bar!"

your leg's too long
your skull's too strong
suppose your nose is wrong.

your better half's a dead giraffe
yes sir, yes sir!
'cause your pas-de-deux's a leaden laugh
no sir, no sir!
in this ballyhoo, who says "it's good"
"great news?"
"but no?"
"ha! bullgoose!"

Contributed by Joshua H. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
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Comments from YouTube:

23knuckledragger

A top "five records ever" for me. Bought it when it came out because the guy at the store said it was the worst shit he ever heard. I've gone through two LP copies of this.

Blazo

HEAT!!!

Benjamin Thomas

Madlib - Loose Goose

Carsten

I remember being mindblown when I first heard loose goose. Sound Ancestors is already a 2020s classic

Bobby Blunt

you are pretty awesome for this up

tracx2003

Hahahhihiihi

Laurence Leroy

Good musik, Ccpp

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