Ten Million Ways To Die
Revolting Cocks Lyrics


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Ten million ways to die
Choose one

White women
Left handed ghost
Scotch tape
Asthma attacks
Cuban missles
Afghani smack

They say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as locusts
gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky

Right on.
Ten million ways to die x 8
Choose one

Old ladies' purses
Luncheon meat
Dominatrix
Six packs
Marshall ?
Afghani smack

They say that beautiful sister Africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while
petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering
miniature sun

Right on.
Ten million ways to die x 8
Choose one

All passengers with universal gravity passes should transmit on frequency alpha
All others should transmit on frequency three
Any and all violators will be prosocuted to the fullest extent of the law
The Revolting Cocks would like to thank you for your cooporation

Right on.

It is greatly appreciated

Revolting Cocks... making this world a better place x 3

Right on.




Ten million ways to die x 8
Choose one

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to the Revolting Cocks's song "Ten Million Ways to Die" are a stream-of-consciousness list of various ways one could meet their demise. The repeated phrase "Ten million ways to die, choose one" reinforces the idea that every choice has consequences, and some could be fatal. The song mentions a range of seemingly unrelated items, from "white women" to "Scotch tape" to "Cuban missiles" to "dominatrix." The chaotic nature of the lyrics reflects the randomness of life and the potential dangers that exist around every corner.


The verses that follow each set of choices are nonsensical and surreal, with vivid imagery that borders on the hallucinatory. For example, the first set of choices is followed by the line "They say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as locusts gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky." The meaning of this is unclear, but it suggests a violent and apocalyptic scene. The second set of choices is followed by the line "They say that beautiful sister Africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering miniature sun." Again, this imagery is strange and unsettling, hinting at a world that is both dangerous and absurd.


Overall, the lyrics to "Ten Million Ways to Die" are a reflection of the Revolting Cocks's unique style, which blends industrial, punk, and electronic music with a penchant for shock value and unconventional lyrics.


Line by Line Meaning

Ten million ways to die
There are endless ways to meet your demise


Choose one
You have the power to pick your own path


White women
Race and gender are irrelevant when it comes to death


Left handed ghost
Even supernatural beings can cause fatal harm


Scotch tape
Everyday objects can be deadly


Asthma attacks
Even medical conditions can lead to death


Cuban missles
Political conflicts can have fatal consequences


Afghani smack
Drug addiction can lead to a premature end


They say that one of the fine slamming such blows north caterwaul magically as locusts gathering for a feast into the fully open essence of a devouring arid sky
Rumors abound of a fatal force that consumes everything in its path


Old ladies' purses
Even harmless objects can carry risk


Luncheon meat
Food poisoning is a possibility


Dominatrix
Unconventional sexual practices can have unintended consequences


Six packs
Excessive drinking can be fatal


Marshall ?
Unclear reference


They say that beautiful sister Africa laughs in the face of warrior pimp while petitiong transport to a place where matchsticks send automobiles into a jeering miniature sun
Rumors of an unbeatable force that defies even the most powerful


All passengers with universal gravity passes should transmit on frequency alpha
Communication is key in avoiding fatal accidents


All others should transmit on frequency three
Follow protocol to ensure safety


Any and all violators will be prosocuted to the fullest extent of the law
Consequences will be severe for those who ignore safety measures


The Revolting Cocks would like to thank you for your cooporation
Gratitude is expressed for those who prioritize safety


It is greatly appreciated
Acknowledgment of the importance of safety measures


Revolting Cocks... making this world a better place x 3
By highlighting potential hazards, we can work towards a safer world




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