Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine are a cover band and comedy a… Read Full Bio ↴Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine are a cover band and comedy act based in Los Angeles, California. The band's name is a play on that of rock band Rage Against The Machine, and Cheese's pseudonym is a reference to smegma. The band specializes in playing jazz and lounge covers of popular rock and rap tunes from the last thirty years, particularly those with offensive lyrical content...

Since 2000, the band has played concerts around the U.S.A. and Europe, and has made numerous television appearances, including performances on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Fox News Channel, CNN, and as the house band on NBC's Last Call with Carson Daly and MTV's Say What? Karaoke series.

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Smoke Two Joints
Richard Cheese Lyrics

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She was living in a single room with
Three other individuals one of them was
A male and the other two,well the other two were females
Lord only knows what they were up to in there
And further more susan i wouldn't be the least bit surprised
To learn that all four of them had eventually smoked marajuanacigarettes
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I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
And it makes me feel all right.

I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before i smoke two joint,
And then i smoke two more.

Daddy he once told me,
"son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me,
"son you do the best you can"
Then one day i meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"hard work good and hard work fine,
But first take care of head"

Whoa rock me to the night
Ja said

Overall Meaning

These lyrics tell the story of a woman named Susan who was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of the individuals was male and the other two were female, and the singer can only imagine what they were doing in there. It is suggested that all four of them were smoking marijuana cigarettes. The chorus then explores the singer's own personal habit of smoking two joints in the morning, afternoon, and at night. The singer also smokes two joints in time of peace and two in time of war. It is revealed that the singer's parents had once given him advice to work hard, but a man he met suggested taking care of his head before anything else. The song ends with a plea to be rocked to the night by Jah (a name for God commonly used in Rastafarianism).

The song "Smoke Two Joints" was originally written and performed by The Toyes in 1983. Richard Cheese's version was released in 2000 and became a popular cover.

Line by Line Meaning

She was living in a single room with
She resided in a small space with limited personal area, alongside three other individuals.

Three other individuals, one of them was a male and the other two,well the other two were females
The three other inhabitants comprised of two females and one male.

Lord only knows what they were up to in there
It is uncertain what activities took place in their shared accommodations.

And further more susan i wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them had eventually smoked marajuanacigarettes
In addition, I wouldn't be shocked to know that all occupants have consumed marijuana.

I smoke two joints in the morning
I consume two joints during the morning.

I smoke two joints at night
I consume two joints during nighttime.

I smoke two joints in the afternoon
I consume two joints in the afternoon.

And it makes me feel alright
It produces a satisfactory or pleasant state of being for me.

I smoke two joints in time of peace
I consume two joints during times of tranquility and calmness.

And two in time of war
I consume two joints during times of conflict and turmoil.

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
I consume two joints before smoking two more.

And then I smoke two more
After enjoying the first set of two, I proceed to consume two additional joints.

Daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard workin' man"
My father had previously advised me on being industrious.

And Momma she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
My mother had once advised me to give my best effort.

Then one day I meet a man, he came to me and said, "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"
Subsequently, an individual imparted an important message that health is a priority before work.

Whoa rock me to the night, Ja said
This line is nonsensical and is not intended to convey any legitimate meaning.

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