I Can Talk
Richard M. Sherman & Robert B. Sherman Lyrics


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I can't dance
I can't dance
Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are
All these dancing parties are just plain dumb
When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come"
There's a girl with braces,
Standing by the punch bowl and she's making funny faces
I guess she wants to dance

I can't dance
I can't dance
Besides I look so awful in these braces
If that boy wants me to dance, I'll just die
I'm so tall, and he's about three feet high
Ever since September,
I've been taking dancing lessons, now I can't remember
How the heck to dance

Pardon me
My name's Jeff
And I don't mind if you are tall and skinny
And those braces on your teeth,
They're real neat
Thank you for the compliment, Gee you're sweet
Your name is Carlotta
I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada
We oughta try to dance

Right foot first
Left foot next
I think you're suposed to do it to the music
You don't really look so bad, just your ears
When do you take your braces off?
Four more years
By the time your teeth are ready,




I'll be two feet taller, and I'll ask you to go steady
Then we'll dance

Overall Meaning

"I Can't Dance" is a humorous song about a young girl who is hesitant to dance due to her braces and height. She is self-conscious and worries that she will look foolish. The lyrics are relatable to anyone who may have felt awkward at a social gathering or dance.


The verse highlights the singer's lack of self-esteem and confidence. She considers dancing to be "plain dumb" and worries about how she looks. However, as the song progresses, she meets a boy who reassures her, and they dance together. By the end of the song, she is no longer self-conscious and is looking forward to dancing with the boy.


This song encapsulates the struggles that many young people face when it comes to social anxiety and self-esteem. Its lighthearted tone, catchy melody, and relatable lyrics make it a popular song to this day.


Line by Line Meaning

I can't dance
I don't know how to dance


I can't dance
I don't know how to dance


Besides, I'm two feet shorter than the girls are
In addition, I'm much shorter than the girls, so it would be awkward to dance with them


All these dancing parties are just plain dumb
I don't enjoy these parties where the main activity is dancing


When they asked, I should have said, "I can't come"
I should have declined the invitation when I was asked to come


There's a girl with braces,
There's a girl at the party who's wearing braces


Standing by the punch bowl and she's making funny faces
She's standing by the punch bowl and making silly expressions


I guess she wants to dance
I think she's waiting for someone to ask her to dance


If that boy wants me to dance, I'll just die
If that boy wants me to dance with him, I'll be so embarrassed I'll want to just disappear


I'm so tall, and he's about three feet high
The boy is much shorter than me, and it will be very awkward to dance together


Ever since September, I've been taking dancing lessons, now I can't remember
I've been taking dancing lessons since September, but now I've forgotten everything I learned


How the heck to dance
I really don't remember how to dance


My name's Jeff
I'm introducing myself as Jeff


And I don't mind if you are tall and skinny
It doesn't matter to me that you're tall and thin


And those braces on your teeth, They're real neat
I think your braces are really cool


Thank you for the compliment, Gee you're sweet
Thank you for the compliment, you're very kind


Your name is Carlotta
I'm addressing you as Carlotta


I met you last summer when we went to Camp Granada
We met each other last summer when we were both at Camp Granada


We oughta try to dance
We should give dancing a try


Right foot first
Let's start with the right foot


Left foot next
Then the left foot


I think you're supposed to do it to the music
I think we need to dance to the rhythm of the music


You don't really look so bad, just your ears
You look fine to me, except for your ears


When do you take your braces off?
I'm asking when you'll get your braces removed


Four more years
You have four more years until your braces come off


By the time your teeth are ready, I'll be two feet taller, and I'll ask you to go steady
By the time your braces are removed, I'll have grown two feet taller, and I'll ask you to be my girlfriend


Then we'll dance
And then we'll dance together




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Written by: Allan Sherman, Busch Lou

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