Real Pimp
Richie Rich Lyrics

I'm shootin' this one to the real pimps man.
I'm addressing this song to the true, genuine pimps.

I'm talkin' 'bout the real muthafuckin' pimps man
I mean those who are truly in the business of pimping.

not them chili bowl pimps man sittin' up in the cafe
Not the fake pimps sitting in cafes trying to eavesdrop on their prostitutes making a few bucks.

tryin' to watch they hoes man make 20 or 30 dollars man.
These posers try to earn their living by spying on their women to make a paltry amount.

I'm sendin' this to the real pimps. 'Cause believe it man
I'm targeting this song for the authentic pimps, and that's the truth.

Double 'are' ain't just out here flossin' no shit man I'm out here
Listen! I'm not aimlessly showcasing this pimp outfit just for show. I'm genuinely out here walking the talk.

flossin' about my pimpin' too man. 'Bout my pimpin' too!
I'm boasting about my pimping, too, my friend.

And if you want to holler pimps cuff yo' coller.
If you have a query or anything to say, better watch your back, 'cause pimps will choke you by the collar.

24 nights off in the jungle, shootouts & stolen bundles
I've spent 24 nights in the wilderness, dodging gunfire and grabbing stolen goods.

Hoes on dick for the phat gold kicks, see the bucket the do' don't open
These prostitutes are always begging for money. How can I help them when I don't have enough money myself?

so bitch make like the Dukes or get yo' ass kicked on the fluke
If they want to survive, they better make like the Duke boys, or else they'll be in a worthless predicament.

Razor sharp & plus a nigga extra sick so check my tip
I'm unbearably sharp, and I have more than enough tricks up my sleeve. Check me out.

& recognize when you fuckin' with a pimp metal plates on my nuts so my shit don't scrape
Acknowledge when you're competing with a true pimp, who has an added protective layer to his precious belongings.

never saved a bitch flying too low to work a cape ridin' Seven Deuce no juice & quick to cut a bitch loose
I never held onto a prostitute that didn't have enough to bring to the table. Driving around without proper funds can get them removed from the group instantly.

unless that hoe payin' like she weighin' On a good day she might get to smoke with her folks but like Goldie I keep my hoes broke
Unless they come bearing gifts equivalent to their weight, there's not much chance of them getting recognized. They can join me and smoke with their family only if they're lucky, but as Goldie kept his girls poor, so I keep mine.

A real pimp'll slap a bitch down (for sho')
An authentic pimp will violently discipline his prostitute, that's for sure.

A real pimp gon' represent the town (How tough?)
A true pimp is the epitome of a town, guiding its people through thick and thin.

To the fullest let her heels fall off, 'cause I'ma ride the muthafucka 'til the wheels fall off (That's right) Believe it
I'm going to drive this till it breaks down, even if it means breaking the prostitute's spirit, and you better believe it.

I'm all seasons rain, sleet or even snow (I'm cold daddy) about mine quick to put a jacket on a hoe
I'm available year-round, even in harsh weather. I care for whatever's mine, and wouldn't hesitate to keep a whore warm.

Oh you cold now I'm going to get some hot cocoa & when I slide back through bitch have my dough
Since you need hot cocoa, go get some. And don't forget when I return, I'll take my cut.

I'll set the bunnies out & let them hop for scratch & if they jump too far it's Operation Beat a Batch
I'll send out the girls and make them earn their wages. If they breach their boundaries, they can expect to be punished.

choke a bitch down & let her tonsils know it ain't about us nuh uhh it's just me & this hoe
Choke a prostitute so it leaves a lasting impression on her throat. It's not about us; it's about me and this girl's income.

This is my money man so let me uhh bring it back squashed the shit flipped the fit & dropped her off on the track
Hey, this is my investment, so give it back to me. Put an end to the nonsense, put her back to work, and let's move on.

I gots to have it plus I need it & I'm walkin' with a limp 'cause nigga I'm a real pimp
I must have it, and I want it bad. And since I'm a genuine pimp, I'm walking with a limp.

Now everything I own nigga is on a bitch Lexus coupe I traded in my Beritz
I injected my entire lifestyle into these prostitutes, even swapping my car for a Lexus.

Dedication to pimps & all playas stay up & though you be the reason all these tricks lay up
This is my way of expressing my sincere respects for pimps and players that are loyal in their game, and even though they make good girls lazy.

That bitch laid up for yo' clothes diamonds yo' wallets them hoes bringin' jewels wallets
These bitches use your belongings to relax, beg from strangers, and, in a way, bringing you their winnings.

& Remy don't you get juiced 'cause this game is so heavy I got 9 hoes all fine hoes & if you got the buck they be ready to fuck
Remy, don't get carried away because this business is too intense for you. I have nine prostitutes, all of them attractive, and if you pay the fee, they'll be much obliged.

You say a small stable bet my hoes is able to flip as many tricks as crews twice as thick
Making a small investment in my group would yield returns that even larger groups would envy.

So if you ask me I'm screamin' tax-free nigga & pimpin' & hoein' is the best thing going
In case you're curious, I'm making strides without paying taxes, and whoring and pimping is still the top-grossing method.

You ain't knowing I bootleg them cute legs on the major
You're oblivious to the backstory on how I acquire hot girls for my business.

plus spits raps & busts caps So if ya daughter kinda thick keep her off of the track (ha haa)
I also drop some lyrics and shells. So if your teenage daughter appears promising, keep her out of sight and in school.

Send her to the store I bet she don't come back 'Cause a...
Why not entrust her on buying stuff from the local store and leaving? A real pimp will take care of her and might even run away with her.

Hey baby you want to go out? You want to go out honey? Spend a little of ya money, come here cutie hey come here (A real pimp) (Hoes down)
Obsessed in making money, these prostitutes will approach anyone that looks like their next victim or client. But a genuine pimp can calm them all down instantly.

This that real pimp shit nigga ahh this ain't no chili bowl pimpin' over here
This right here is authentic pimping, not some phony whack service.

nigga this real pimp shit nigga on a bitch everythang luxury courtesy of nigga I had a bad super bad bitch.
This is the top-shelf pimping that reigns supreme. My bad bitch may even blow your mind with the luxury treatment.

Call the bitch Boomerang, (Chorus overlaps) anytime I sent that hoe.
I called that prostitute of mine Boomerang, and she always returns after any assignment.

Bitch come rit (right) back why'understand what I mean. You know how it go.
She always comes back. You know what it is.

So tough I'll make the heels fall off And a we gon' sign off like that once again we gon' tell you motherfuckers to pump yo' brakes check ya fluid in ya master cylinder. 'Cause you might fuck around & run up against some shit you ain't even ready to fuck with. (ha haa)
I'm going to make their lives difficult till their heels come off. Before I sign out, let me warn you not to mess with us if you can't handle the pressure and consequences.

It's like uhh Martini & Flossi "We shall sell no rhyme, before its time," On a bitch!
As Martini & Flossi used to say, we shall not market anything before we're confident and comfortable. And that means on a prostitute of course!