Escalator of Life
Robert Hazard Lyrics


They got my Mazda at the E-Z Park It
At the rock & roll supermarket
Muzak music make me feel so funny
I went and spent all my money
We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all
We want it all
Escalator of life - up and down
Escalator of life - round and round
There's 111 choices
Don't listen to those little voices
I don't let the guilty feeling shake me
You can have your cake and eat it baby
We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all
Hey girl, I'm a personal friend of Gloria Vanderbilt
I got all the gold in the world around my neck
Come ride the steel dinosaur
Run wild in the jungle
Its a Zulu Nation
Seduction, sacrifice, a new sensation
Nothing ever changes
We're riding on the escalator of life
We're shopping in the human mall
We're dancing on the escalator of life
Won't be happy 'til we have it all

Lyrics © O/B/O APRA AMCOS
Written by: ROBERT HAZARD

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Comments from YouTube:

Jerry Bennett

The original version! Before the corporate suits made it mellower. :) <3

Miss Sarah N. Hammond

I hate it when the suits do that. For example the original version of "Pretty In Pink" by The Psychedelic Furs is a lot darker and better sounding.

War Eagle

When I was a teenager, we moved to the Philly suburbs and WMMR played this song constantly. Makes me miss the Morning Zoo days, Pierre Robert, Nick The Hotdog Man, and all those guys.

Miss Sarah N. Hammond

This man is brilliant. ❤ Now I need to find the 12" version to listen to because this song extended will be amazing!

William Truitt

Like a fine wine, gets better with age. As a Philly native I love The Hooters and Robert Hazzard.

David Rolston

Don't forget the A's.

Bob Trevorah

Excellent! WMMR & WYSP out of Philly played this band back in the day when they were current. Loved it then - love it even more now!

Heroineburgh

This song should have been a centerpiece track in the Wonder Woman 1984 movie.

Holly Eckert

So I'm listening to this in 2021 but everyone is sleeping and I want to sing it ~ LOUD!

Joe Crouch

@Holly Eckert damn it lol. Well next time

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