Soul Train College Policeman
Robert Pollard Lyrics


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When she needs a public apology
Silence will do
Up in an ugly room everybody dances

Soul train college policeman
Man, it's the age stars and stripes
Finger to the room
Baby stay shaking
Laughing and baking
Post Christmas cupcake hand-grenades





Soul train college policeman

Overall Meaning

The opening lines suggest that the subject of the song has perhaps quite a bit of power - if she wants an apology from someone, simple silence from that person might suffice. The second line, "Up in an ugly room everybody dances," could be interpreted in different ways - perhaps the subject is actually quite isolated, so even if she wants a public apology, there's no one around to give it. Or maybe it's saying that despite the strange, uninviting environment the people are in, they're still carrying on with their revelry.


As for the title phrase, "Soul train college policeman," it's a bit of a confounding one. It could be read as a nod to the TV show Soul Train (which aired from 1971-2006), which featured musical performances and a regular "soul train line" dance. The word "policeman" hints at some kind of authority figure, but it's unclear how this fits into the larger narrative of the song. The following line, "Man, it's the age stars and stripes," doesn't offer much clarity either. It could be referencing the American flag or some other symbol of patriotism. The ending lines ("Finger to the room/Baby stay shaking/Laughing and baking/Post Christmas cupcake hand-grenades") add more layers of surrealism and absurdity. It's tough to say exactly what's going on, but it paints a vivid, chaotic picture.


Line by Line Meaning

When she needs a public apology
When she requires an apology that is publicly announced


Silence will do
No response or saying nothing will suffice


Up in an ugly room everybody dances
In an unattractive venue, everyone is actively dancing


Soul train college policeman
An authoritative figure patrolling a college party with a vibe like the TV show 'Soul Train'


Man, it's the age stars and stripes
This is the era of American patriotism and nationalism


Finger to the room
Pointing at the crowd in the room


Baby stay shaking
A young woman remains dancing with energy


Laughing and baking
Having fun and enjoying carefree moments


Post Christmas cupcake hand-grenades
Leftover treats from holidays that could create chaos if used as a weapon




Lyrics ยฉ Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: ROBERT E. JR. POLLARD

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