Football Crazy
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Rolf Harris I remember the night we tried to watch the game Adrenelin…
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@Wizard434
I am trying to write the 2016 parody version.... (3rd verse)
In the middle of the box it happened Mark the captain said Rafinhaw
Would you kindly dive for a penalty kick or we'll never win at all
So he jumped up like a salmon, aerodynamic like a jet
By the time he finally landed they had found him in Tibet
(Chorus)
4th verse
Oh his wife she says she'll leave him if he cannot keep
away from playing football at night time in his sleep
for he causes her bother and the stress it fell on she
when he launched himself out of the bed screaming Its a free
@jobuuumajors3542
You all know my big brither Jock
His right name�s Johnny Shaw.
Last week he jined a fitba� club
For he�s mad about fitba�.
He�s got two black eyes already,
An� teeth oot by the root,
Since Jock�s face came in contact
Wi another fella�s boot.
Chorus
'Cause he�s fitba� crazy,
He�s fitba� mad.
The fitba it has ta�en away
The wee bit sense he had.
And it wid take a dozen servants
His claes tae wash and scrub,
Since Jock became a member o�
That terrible fitba� club
The first game he took part in,
I wis there ma�sel� an� saw,
There were twa half bricks fae goalposts,
An� a tin can for the ba�.
The Prince of Wales wis present,
Wi� lords �n� ladies grand -
Oor Jock he got an egg box,
An� he made a big grandstand.
Chorus
Oh all the fitba� teams hiv afloat,
He swears they are the prime.
An� you want tae hear him bounce aboot
Their beatin� record time.
They�ve challenged every ither side
Nane �ill tak� them up,
Since they beat the Blind Asylum
Fir a leather plated cup.
Chorus
His wife she says she�ll leave him,
If he disnae keep
Away frae playin� fitba�.
At night time in his sleep,
He ca�s her Pat McGinty,
An� ither names sae droll.
Last night he kicked her oot the bed -
An� swore it wis a goal!
Chorus
@midgeburleigh5694
I've just played my seven year old grandson this song and he's away up "hame' singing the chorus!! 😂😂 didnae half bring back memories of Hall and McGregor oan the telly!👍
@mumstheword8851
Brilliant!! Proud to be Scottish!! My Granda was fitba' crazy. I can still see him in his chair at the fireplace on Saturdays, transistor in hand and earplug in one ear, foot twitching, kickin an imaginary ball as he listened to the match. This reminds me of him 💜
@JaguarDevice
Lovely image and memory
@mumstheword8851
@@JaguarDevice 😊 Thanks 👍
@af4k
We used to listen to it on the BBC radio all the time...
@greysuit2505
They used to be on TV too - "That's all for tonight, the next 'Tonight' will be tomorrow night. Until then, good night!".
@laurencegladwell529
Classic song 👍👍👍
@multa765
One of my earliest memories. I couldn't understand what they were singing then and I can't understand what they're singing now. I'd better look it up. Thank you for posting.
@citizen1163
@Multa 😂 👏👏👏
@dawiddadun3044
Jimmy Macgregor lodged with my grandparents when he was working at Alton Towers back in the 50s. He worked with my grandfather at the pottery studio. I'm guessing it was to do with his studies cos he was an art student. My dad remembers him sitting on the doorstep playing his guitar.