Blame Canada
Robin Williams Lyrics

Times have changed
We have entered a new era, things are different than they were before.

Our kids are getting worse
The younger generation is becoming more problematic.

They won't obey their parents
Young people are no longer listening or respecting their parents.

They just want to fart and curse!
Young people are behaving in an inappropriate and disrespectful manner.

Should we blame the government?
Are the authorities responsible for this behavior?

Or blame society?
Perhaps society as a whole is to be blamed for these issues.

Or should we blame the images on TV?
Do the images on television depict and promote this kind of behavior?

No, blame Canada
We need a scapegoat to blame for these issues, let's blame Canada.

With all their beady little eyes
The people of Canada have strange, suspicious eyes.

And flapping heads so full of lies
Canadians are deceitful and two-faced.

We need to form a full assault
We need to take drastic measures to solve our problems.

It's Canada's fault!
We have found our scapegoat to blame for all our woes.

Don't blame me
I am not responsible for the actions of my son.

For my son Stan
My son is an example of the younger generation's problematic behavior.

He saw the damn cartoon
He was influenced by inappropriate media content.

And now he's off to join the Klan!
He has been radicalized and will join extremist groups.

And my boy Eric once
My son was not always a part of this problematic behavior.

Had my picture on his shelf
He used to care about and respect his mother.

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
He no longer has any respect for me or our relationship.

Well, blame Canada
Let's continue to place the blame on Canada.

It seems that everything's gone wrong
Things have taken a turn for the worse.

Since Canada came along
Our problems began to arise with the arrival of Canada.

They're not even a real country anyway
Canada is not a legitimate country and should not be taken seriously.

My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
My son had the potential for greatness, but we failed him.

Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
He was consumed by self-destructive behaviors.

Should we blame the matches?
Are the tools we use to start fires responsible for our problems?

Should we blame the fire?
Is the fire we start the root of our problems?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Are the medical professionals responsible for our failures?

heck no!
Absolutely not!

With all their hockey hullabaloo
Canadians are obsessed with their national sport.

And that bitch Anne Murray too
Even their famous singers are terrible and annoying.

Shame on Canada
Canada should be ashamed of themselves for causing these problems.

For the smut we must stop
Canada is responsible for the proliferation of inappropriate content.

The trash we must bash
Canada is responsible for the spread of garbage and filth across our society.

The laughter and fun must all be undone
They are responsible for promoting harmful ideas disguised as humor.

We must blame them and cause a fuss
We must continue to blame Canada and make a big deal about it.

Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!
We must deflect blame to prevent it from landing on us.