Sweet Transvestite
Rocky Horror Picture Show Lyrics

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
Hello, I see you've met my assistant who is always here to help me

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked he thought you were the candyman.
He is a bit disappointed because he thought you were someone else who he was expecting

Don't get strung out by the way that I look, Don't judge a book by its cover
Don't be too bothered by my appearance, and don't judge me by the way I look because appearances can be deceiving

I'm not much of a man by the light of day, But by night I'm one hell of a lover
I might not seem too impressive during the day, but during the night my love skills are unmatched

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
I am a kind transvestite from the place called Transexual, located in Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy
Let me show you around and maybe play some music for you, you both look interesting

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Or alternatively, if you prefer something more visual, we can watch an old movie featuring Steve Reeves that's not too scary

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone? We're both in a bit of a hurry.
I'm happy that we found you at your residence, can we please use your phone? We are in a bit of a rush

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry.
We'll inform someone of our whereabouts, and then return to our car. We don't want to cause any concern

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that? Well babies, don't you panic.
So you had a flat tire, isn't that unfortunate? Don't worry, my dear

By the light of the night when it all seems alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
When it is dark outside and everything seems fine, I'll get you a mechanic who is known for fixing things in a unique way

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite? I could show you my favourite obsession.
Why don't you stay with me for the night, or perhaps we could have a light snack together? I'd love to show you my favourite hobby

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension
I have been creating a man with blonde hair and a tan, who happens to help me relax when I'm feeling stressed

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab. I see you shiver with antici... pation!
Let's go up to the laboratory and check out what's on the table. I see you're excited to see what's going to happen next!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.
Although the rain seems to be the problem, maybe there's something else causing the issue. I'll be sure to address the root cause without just treating the symptoms