Candyman
Rocom Lyrics

She was calling on a landline
She made a phone call using a traditional landline, which suggests outdated or old-fashioned communication.

That's a bad sign
Using a landline is seen as a negative indication, possibly implying a lack of technological advancement or connection.

Out the gates I'm afraid you're too good for a fat guy
Right from the start, I am worried that you deserve someone better than me, who is overweight.

Got a Black eye, a fat lip too
I have visible injuries like a black eye and swollen lip, indicating a history of physical altercations.

Shave her whole head like I'm SUM 42
She shaved her entire head, reminiscent of the band SUM 41, symbolizing rebellion and nonconformity.

And I don't wanna do my chores
I have no interest in fulfilling my responsibilities or tasks.

Wax on then I sand the floor
I engage in repetitive tasks like waxing and sanding the floor, showcasing mundane and unfulfilling activities.

She's a fan of ghosts, she don't like gore
She enjoys supernatural entities but dislikes violent or graphic content.

Chewed a whole lot, but she might bite more
She has experienced many challenges in life, but she may still be capable of causing harm.

Got fangs like a cobra
She possesses metaphorical fangs similar to those of a cobra, suggesting a sharp and potentially dangerous personality.

Halloween born in October
She was born in October, aligning her birth with the celebration of Halloween, commonly associated with spooky themes.

And I'll stand around like you ain't down
I will linger nearby as if unaware of your interest or willingness to participate.

I'm a meme thinking in the corner
I am like a meme, lost in my own thoughts and isolated in a corner, symbolizing detachment from reality.

And damn you ugly
I find you unattractive, expressing a negative opinion about your physical appearance.

That's okay because I'm lonely
Despite considering you unattractive, I am accepting of my own loneliness and desire for companionship.

If you had a chance with my battle axe
If you were given an opportunity to be with me, a metaphorical weapon representing strength and resilience.

I got two at home so let's party
I already have two battle axes, or potential partners, waiting for me at home, suggesting an open and non-exclusive relationship.

Take two pills for your headache
To alleviate your worries or troubles, you should consume two pills, likely metaphorical for finding relief or distraction.

I've got a chainsaw off of Cape Cod
I possess a chainsaw obtained from Cape Cod, symbolizing a dangerous or menacing tool.

That'll saw right through your fresh linens
The chainsaw is capable of easily cutting through your delicate and newly obtained fabrics, implying destruction or violation.

Middle of the night, going down I-5
During the late hours, while traveling on Interstate 5, suggesting a secretive or clandestine activity.

Swerving all lanes with a broke taillight
Erratically changing lanes despite a malfunctioning taillight, indicating reckless or careless behavior.

Got her in sight and she's got big plums
I have located the person I am interested in, who possesses confidence or attributes that attract me.

Down at the lake nobody gets none
If we go to the lake, there will be no sexual activity or intimacy between us.

Short-shorts with the long hair
She wears short shorts and has long hair, describing her physical appearance and style.

She's bang a dork like I won't care
She engages in relationships or sexual encounters with nerdy individuals, while I remain indifferent or unconcerned.

So I just stare like a bad art piece
I watch her intently, similar to how one may observe a poorly executed or unappealing work of art.

Beast with a brush, yes I'm an artist
I possess great skills or talent as an artist, comparing myself to a powerful and skilled beast using a brush as a metaphor.

Black beret behind the black parade
Wearing a black beret, I am connected to the black parade, symbolizing my affinity for darkness and alternative culture.

Got you in the dark for my masquerade
I have captured you in a mysterious and secretive context, involving masks and disguises, representing a hidden or concealed identity.

Can't see my face, you know I'm here
Even though my face is hidden, you are aware of my presence or existence in this situation.

Tits out, let's go, get your hands in the air like
With a brazen and confident attitude, let's proceed and raise your hands in the air, indicating excitement or readiness to engage.

Oh Sidney, ghost ride my Bentley
Oh Sidney, allow my Bentley to be controlled by supernatural forces, implying a carefree or reckless display.

Forget the ending my gas is empty
Disregard the outcome or conclusion, as my enthusiasm or resources have been depleted or exhausted.

At the red light we'll stop now go
When we reach a red traffic light, we will momentarily pause before proceeding again.

Busy cleaning out pipes like I'm Mario
Engaged in sexual activities, reminiscent of the character Mario clearing pipes in the popular video game.

All I wanna know is who did it
My primary curiosity revolves around identifying the person responsible for a certain action or event.

I'm strong, I'm bad, my cheat is to the limit
I am powerful and fearless, pushing my actions to the extreme limit, highlighting a willingness to take risks or bend the rules.

I'm a get it to the gut like a knife
I will strike or affect you emotionally and deeply, akin to a knife stabbing one's abdomen.

Can't finish what we started last night
We are unable to complete or continue what began between us the previous night.

I'm a cynic, yes it all ends bad
I possess a pessimistic outlook, believing that all situations or relationships ultimately result in a negative or disappointing manner.

Bad like the first tracks out the aftermath
The initial tracks released by the record label Aftermath, known for their controversial or unfavorable content.

No boys allowed, busy broke and proud
Excluding males from participation, choosing to focus on my own financial struggles while maintaining a sense of pride.

Like I'm giving up my paper boats to a gutter-clown
Metaphorically relinquishing my fragile and vulnerable creations to someone unworthy or unreliable, represented as a gutter-clown.

Sat her down on my lap, that's hot
Having her seated on my lap, depicting a sexually provocative or stimulating scenario.

Got a fat butt, she twerks on TikTok
She possesses a large buttocks and actively engages in twerking, often demonstrating this on the social media platform TikTok.

Keep my lips locked like that's the plan
I deliberately keep my mouth closed, possibly to withhold secrets or maintain an air of mystery.

Have you ever got down with the Candyman
Have you ever engaged in sexual activities or had an intimate encounter with someone like me, referred to as the Candyman.

Let me see just a show of hands
I request a display of hands, indicating agreement, interest, or readiness to participate.

How many y'all down with the Candyman
How many of you are willing to engage in activities or have a connection with me, the Candyman.

Looking in the mirror do it just for fun
Gazing at oneself in the mirror, performing actions or rituals for mere enjoyment or amusement.

Say it, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and
Counting down from five to one, signaling the initiation or commencement of an action or declaration.

It's on go and get it
Now the situation has shifted to an active state, urging others to seize and accomplish their desires.