It's Too Late
Rodney Carrington Lyrics


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It's Too Late Lyrics

(M)-We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg.
(W)-When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more like a keg.

(B)-It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and buried.
(B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there's nothing we can do.
(B)-We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.

(M)-When we first met our love was like a flower, now it's like a weed I'd like to pick.
(W)-When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick.

(B)-It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and buried.
(B)-Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there's nothing we can do.
(B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.

(M)-Now I share a checking account and half my money's gone.
(W)-I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john.
(M)-I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive.
(W)-Now my life is over but my body's still alive.

(B)-Your stuck with me, what did we do
(M)-Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you.
(B)-We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you




(M)-Yea the condom broke, and now I'm stuck with you.
(W)-The kids aren't yours, and I'm still stuck with you.

Overall Meaning

Rodney Carrington's song "It's Too Late" is a humorous take on the struggles of married life. The lyrics tell a story of a couple who once had a passionate and fun-loving relationship, but now find themselves stuck with each other, facing the challenges and boredom of married life. The first verse sets the tone for the rest of the song, with the male character expressing his frustration at no longer being able to enjoy regular intimacy with his wife. He reminisces about the days when they couldn't keep their hands off each other, but now he has to beg for attention.


The second verse is equally funny, with the female character mocking her husband's beer belly, which has replaced the six-pack he used to have. The chorus repeats the theme of being stuck in the marriage, with no escape, and the bridge adds even more ridiculous twists to the story. The couple now share a checking account and a bathroom, and the male character has to endure his wife's nagging and advice on driving.


The final verse is perhaps the most outrageous, with each character blaming the other for their predicament. The male character questions his own judgment for ever being with his wife, while the female character reveals that their children are not his. Overall, the song is a funny take on the realities of marriage, with all its ups and downs, and the challenges that come with being in a long-term relationship.


Line by Line Meaning

We first met we made love every hour, now -A- days I always have to beg.
Our sex life isn't what it used to be, and I always have to initiate it now.


When we first met your stomach was a six-pack, now -A- days it looks more like a keg.
You've gained weight since we first got together, and it's noticeable.


It's to late now we're married, till we're dead and buried.
We're committed to each other for life, whether we like it or not.


Your stuck with me, and I'm stuck with you, baby it's to late and there's nothing we can do.
We're both stuck in this marriage, and there's no way out.


We tied the knot, and we both have second thoughts, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.
We're starting to regret getting married, and I feel like I'm trapped now.


When we first met our love was like a flower, now it's like a weed I'd like to pick.
Our love has deteriorated, and I wish I could end it.


When we first met, our love was strong and growing, now it's short and shriveled like your dick.
Our love has faded, and your penis is also not as impressive as it used to be.


We took our vows, and we're both sorry now, I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you.
We're both remorseful about getting married, and I feel like I made a mistake.


Now I share a checking account and half my money's gone.
We share a bank account now, and I've lost half of my money in the process.


I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john.
I share a bathroom with a man who can't aim properly while urinating.


I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive.
I have someone constantly criticizing me and telling me how to live my life.


Now my life is over but my body's still alive.
I feel like my life has lost its purpose, but I'm still physically alive and present.


Your stuck with me, what did we do
We're both trapped in this unhappy marriage, and we don't know how it happened.


Oh whatever made me stick my thing in you.
I regret ever having sex with you and starting this marriage.


The kids aren't yours, and I'm still stuck with you.
Our children may not be biologically yours, but we're still in this marriage together.




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