Rodney Visits Church Shops For Caskets & Goes To Heaven
Rodney Carrington Lyrics

A Dozen Roses I Got A 12 Inch Dick & A Dozen Roses, and a…
A Letter to My Penis Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to…
All About Sex Madison Gale country flower is pooh de pooh freshener, that'…
All the Reasons I don't like poodles and potpourri Pastel colors ain't good …
Angel Friend Lift me up each day Even though you've gone away Your Spirit…
B-I-T-C-H Well a b-i-t-c-h Just aint no f-u-n She wont make you h-a-p-…
Baby Back Darling when we met You were a pretty little thing But you…
Bad Pickup Lines Don't I know you from the bus My mom has that…
Best You'll Do Tonight [Vers 1] When you came in this bar tonight, heads began… Bowling Trophy Wife Well she weighs a buck ninety and she looks real…
C'mon Sing You Bastards She had a gap between her two front teeth that…
Camouflage And Christmas Lights Another year has come and gone And I'm still here holdin'…
Carlos I gotta tell you this too,you know,I'm a short fucker,you…
Carlos Man of Love Good evening, your dream is here for I am Carlos You…
Chicken Song I like my women like I like my chicken With a…
Dancing With A Man I saw her sittin' in a barroom in that smokey…
Dear Penis Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to…
Deer Hunting Deer hunting's real popular where I live. y'all deer around…
Don Well, I remember way back when I was just a…
Don't Look Now Well I remember way back when I was just a…
Dozen Roses I Got A 12 Inch Dick & A Dozen Roses, and a…
Drink More Beer If your jobs about to kill ya, but you cant…
Fred He once shot a man just for snorin' Got out of…
Gay Factory Worker [Chorus] He's a gay factory worker from the south He'll take…
Going to Church hahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhahaha…
Going to Heaven Drunk Im dead and now i go to heaven drunk Im drunk…
Grandpa Come home It's been so long We're missing you at home So han…
great to be a man I wake up each morning, and Im proud of who…
Hypochondriac Every morning while the world is waking Iâ…
Hypochondriac (Live) Every morning while the world is waking I'm still up and…
I I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me…
If I We fell in love and got married back in 1993 And…
Ill Be Home For Christmas I'll be home for Christmas You can plan on me…
In Her Day Back in 1932 in a sleazy bordello Grandma worked her fingers…
It's Too Late It's Too Late Lyrics (M)-We first met we made love every…
Just One Beer One beer then I'm gone The ugliest women that I've laid…
Kiss Ooh, ahh, ooh Ooh-wee, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ohh, hah, hah hoo,…
Let Me In Let me in, I promise it’s ok, You can’t get pregnant, If we…
Letter To My Penis Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to…
Likes Dislikes & Sexual Confusion Sukiyo kirai wakannai kirai Sukida igai arienai sukida! Suki…
Little Things When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that…
Mary Did You Know Mary, did you know That your baby boy will one Day walk…
Masturbation I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate I…
Men And Women Men and Women â?? Rodney Carrington You women have so much…
More Of A Man More of a Man Rodney Carrington She likes to go hunting w…
Morning Wood Moooooooorning Woood Yeeehhhaaaa!!!! Well I get up in the m…
My Grandpa My grandpa got his teeth knocked out in 1932 A stray…
Older Women I like older Woman How bout you? 19's are good to…
Pickup Truck im gettin married to my pickup truck it doesn't leave me…
Play Your Cards Wrong If you play your cards wrong You can take me home…
Prison Bitch they say our love is taboo that what were doing is…
Purple Rain I never meant 2 cause U any sorrow I never meant…
Put Your Clothes Back On Put your clothes back on I'd rather be alone Your thing is…
Rap Star I was born a rapper's son from Atlanta, Pimping hos when…
Reasons to Call In Sick i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles i like turtles …
Rhymes With Truck Do you wanna do something that rhymes with truck Do…
Rodney Gets Drunk and Goes to Jail Who took the clouds to the sky Who gave the bird…
Shane My hair is kinda thinning I got a tooth thats kinda…
She She's been offen called a hooker but she don't seem…
Show Them To Me Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy There's…
Sing You Bastards / Burning Sensation She had a gap between her two front teeth that…
Snowman Who put the dick on the snowman And embarrassed the family? …
That I woke up this morning and I sliped down in…
That Awful Day I got home and the door was locked so I…
That's Just My Luck I woke up this morning and I sliped down in…
The Beer Song Our work day's done. Go grab a shower! Let's hit the pub. …
The Man Song Ladies And Gentlemen The Man Song (He's the man) (He's t…
The Night the Bar Closed Down The bar will soon be closing And lights they're all tur…
The Snowman Who put the dick on the snowman And embarrassed the family? …
Things We Didn't Know We were young when we first met, And I won?t ever…
Those Little Things When im sittin on a toilet in a house that i…
Tips on Marriage I'VE BEEN MARRIED NINE YEARS. that's ONE STORY. MY WIFE…
Titties & Beer ON the first nite in the tittie club we were…
White Shirts & Rain I was fifteen years old, a young innocent boy On a…
Winter Wonderland Sleighbells ring, are you listenin'? In the lane snow is gli…
Wish She Would Have Left Quicker I came home last night somethin' wasn't right The car in…



Yard Sale I went to my neighbours yard sale, To see what I…