Roger Alan Wade is an American singer-songwriter.

Wade wrote songs … Read Full Bio ↴Roger Alan Wade is an American singer-songwriter.

Wade wrote songs for country legends Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, George Jones and Hank Williams Jr. He embarked on a solo career with the promotional assistance of his cousin, actor Johnny Knoxville, who occasionally featured Wade's music on his TV show Jackass. During a 2003 appearance on the Howard Stern radio show, Knoxville promoted his cousin's songs, which were favorably received by Stern and his audience and given frequent airplay thereafter. Wade has released 2 albums, All Likkered Up and Stoned Traveler, on Knoxville's record label.

Wade's lyrics satirically deal with the mystic and the mundane. His songs feature arrangements of little or no accompaniment beyond acoustic guitar. His best known compositions include "BB Gun," "Butt Ugly Slut," "Poontang," and "If You're Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough."

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Roger Alan Wade Lyrics

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All Likkered Up Let us do it She was all likkered up, she was…
All Likkered Up ) She was all likkered up, she was all likkered up She…
All Likkered Up ) She was all likkered up, she was all likkered up She…
Bb Gun Keep It Rollin Sammy: I'd Like to shoot you in the…
Bear Loves Honey I love you more than a bear loves honey I love…
Butt Ugly Slut Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow, take me down where the winds…
Counterman well i'm a counterman at the auto zone store in birmingham…
D-R-U-N-K im a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B tonight drinking T-E-Q-U-L-I-A in my du…
Drunk Pissed and Coked Up Drunk, pissed and coked up Turn me loose, I'll whoop your…

Gone Back to Whoring She's a gone back to whorin, that's what I heard She's…
If You're Gonna Be Dumb If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough When you…
If You're Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough When you…
If Your Gonna Be Dumb If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough When you…
If Your Gonna Be Dumb You Gotta Be Tough If your gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough When you…
If Youre Gonna Be Dumb If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough When you…
Party In My Pants There's a party in my pants and you're invited, A big…
Poontang Ooh-wee-ooh sweet thang. How 'bout just a little poontang. O…
Put Another Log on the Fire Put another log on the fire. Cook me up some bacon…
Stoned Playin' Pinball Well it seems like this old World′s Closing in on me I…
Tennessee Crazy I was born on the night of a full moon With…

Too Fat To Fly There aint no wings on a pachyderm there too fat…

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