Sing a New Song
Ron and Shelly Hamilton Lyrics

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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Liked to stuff his stiff prick in his ear,
Christmas day he did come, and destroyed his eardrum,
And the spunk filled his left hemishere.

Chorus :
That was a fine Christmas rhyme, sing us another one,
Just like the other one, sing us another one do

Now the fairy at the top of the tree,
Exclaimed with a great deal of glee,
"This one branch up my cunt, is making me grunt, UGH!
But I've got room for another three."
Chorus

Now Santa we know is quite queer,
They say he likes it up the rear,
But he must be frustrated, should be castrated,
'Cos he only comes once a year.
Chorus

My tart put up the balloons,
It took her all afternoon,
Instead of blowing up the lot, she was blowing up my cock,
It reminded me of our honeymoon.
Chorus

She kissed me under the mistletoe,
It helped my flagging libido,
I stuck my hand down her drawers, she said,
"Oh, Santa Claus, have you a knob I can swallow ?"
Chorus

The fairies that pack Santa's toys,
When copulate make lots of noise,
It's a terrible din, As they play with their quim,
It's a pleasure they seem to enjoy.
Chorus

On a frosty Christmas day morn,
Santa arrived with a horn,
He said, "Bend over please, you may kneel on your knees,
Brr! I've got to park my cock somewhere warm."
Chorus

There was an old fellow called Santa,
Whose cock was stuck in a decanter,
They tried vaseline, and oxyacetyline,
Now the colour of his knob is magenta.
Chorus

Down the chimney pot old Santa slid,
On the fireplace he did skid,
Hit his head on the chair, sent his balls through the air,
And the smell of burnt pubics was acrid.
Chorus

Christmas dinner went with a swing,
Grandpa choked on a small bit of wing,

He said I feel quite a turd, cos I stuffed this dead bird,
And I burnt my knob cos its still roasting.
Chorus

Line by Line Meaning

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
Introducing the character Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Liked to stuff his stiff prick in his ear,
Describing Rudolph's unusual behavior of inserting his erect penis into his ear

Christmas day he did come, and destroyed his eardrum,
Narrating how Rudolph's behavior led to the destruction of his eardrum on Christmas day

And the spunk filled his left hemishere.
Revealing that Rudolph's behavior resulted in the filling of his left brain hemisphere with semen

Chorus :
Introducing the chorus section of the song

That was a fine Christmas rhyme, sing us another one,
Asking for another Christmas rhyme after the previous one about Rudolph

Just like the other one, sing us another one do
Requesting for another Christmas rhyme similar to the first two

Now the fairy at the top of the tree,
Introducing a new character, a fairy at the top of a Christmas tree

Exclaimed with a great deal of glee,
Describing the fairy's enthusiastic exclamation

"This one branch up my cunt, is making me grunt, UGH!
Revealing the discomfort the fairy is experiencing from a branch of the tree being inserted into her vagina

But I've got room for another three."
Despite the discomfort, the fairy announces that she has space for more branches in her vagina