Doin' Lines of Conga
Rory Lyrics

Coincidence or not somethings got to give
Something is about to happen, either coincidentally or intentionally

Ring for the butler with the tray on his sleeve
Request the butler, who's identifiable from his uniform, to attend

Tea time in the parlor this afternoon
A planned gathering for tea in the parlor, later today

Please round these unsuspecting guests
Bring together the guests, who are unaware of the impending events

This pictures following me
The picture seems to be in multiple places at once, as if it's following the singer

This place, it gives me the creeps
The environment is eerie and unsettling

There's something lurks behind the curtain
An unknown entity or person is hiding behind the curtain

We're serving dinner tonight
Dinner is being prepared for the guests, later in the evening

It's full of poisoned delights
The food is laced with poison

Why is the candle missing from the mantle
The singer notices a candle is missing and wonders why

All is well in the manor here called grim
Despite the ominous events, everything appears normal in the manor called grim

Wondering what this whole night will bring
Curiosity about the outcome of the night's events

Unsure of your intentions
The singer is uncertain of someone's motives

As you seek your infliction
Someone is deliberately causing harm

The colonel has his sights on the mistress dress
The colonel is fixated on the mistress's dress

As he salivates in his drink
The colonel lusts after the mistress while drinking

The woman in red snickers at his face
The woman in red finds humor in the colonel's behavior

How can you think of such thoughts at a time like this
The singer questions the colonel's inappropriate behavior during uncertain events

Suddenly out went the lights
The electricity abruptly goes out

I hear a thud in the dark
A sound resembling an impact or fall occurs in the dark

Someone screams and everybody scuffles
A person screams and there's commotion among the guests

The lights are coming back on
The electricity is being restored

The colonel lies on the floor
The colonel is found on the ground

There will be hell to pay
There will be consequences for the actions of the person responsible for the colonel's injury

Whomever did this
The person who caused the colonel's injury is being addressed

The maid is coming
The maid is arriving

The butler's coming
The butler is arriving

All is well in the manor here called grim
Despite the chaos of the night's events, everything appears normal in the manor called grim

Wondering what this whole night will bring
Reiterating the curiosity about the outcome of the night's events

Unsure of your intentions
Reiterating the uncertainty of someone's motives

As you seek your infliction
Reiterating that someone is deliberately causing harm