A Fine Romance
Roy Fox & His Orchestra Lyrics


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A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take Jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, my dear Duchess
Two old fogies, we really need crutches
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce)
I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good woman
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
You never give those orchids I send a glance




They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
This is a fine romance!

Overall Meaning

In "A Fine Romance," the singer describes the relationship in a rather humorous and sarcastic manner. He describes the relationship as a "fine romance" with no kisses, where they should be like "hot tomatoes" but his partner is as "cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes." Despite his efforts, his partner is not ready to make a move or show affection. The singer continues to mock their lack of intimacy and passion, stating that he will take Jello (a dessert) instead of romance, and his partner is as calm as the seals in the Arctic Ocean. He ends the song by saying that his partner is just as hard to land as the Ile de France, a French ocean liner, and compares the orchids he sends to her with cactus plants - both equally ignored.


The lyrics are reminiscent of the 1920s and 1930s, a time when humor and irony were often used in songs. The song was written by Jerome Kern (music) and Dorothy Fields (lyrics) and was featured in the 1936 film "Swing Time", starring Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. The song was performed by Astaire and Rogers and later became a popular jazz standard.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance with no kisses
A relationship that appears to be a romance but without any physical intimacy


A fine romance, my friend, this is
Despite the lack of intimate connection, this relationship continues to be characterized as a romantic one


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)
We should behave with the passion and energy of two lively individuals


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)
However, you are emotionally distant and unresponsive


A fine romance, you won't nestle
Even a simple act of physical closeness, like snuggling, is missing from this relationship


A fine romance, you won't even wrestle
There's no zest or playfulness in this relationship


You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants
You've never been close enough to cause any dishevelment or disruption to my routine


You never take a chance, this is a fine romance
You're always cautious and reluctant to take risks, and this is what you consider a romantic relationship


A fine romance, my good fellow
This relationship, even if lacking in several aspects, is still something I cherish


You take romance, I'll take Jello
While you may be content with a passionless romance, I crave something more exciting and fulfilling


You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
You are incredibly calm and composed, to a fault


At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Seals may be more expressive than you are, and that's saying something


A fine romance, my dear Duchess
This relationship feels like a genteel one, which demands a higher degree of refinement and propriety


Two old fogies, we really need crutches
We are both past our prime and may require external support to carry on with our lives


You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce)
You are as difficult to attract and retain as a notoriously reticent luxury liner


I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance
Despite my many attempts to change the situation, this is the only kind of romantic relationship you're willing to have


A fine romance, my good woman
I must insist that this is, indeed, a romantic relationship


My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman
You are a wise and seasoned woman who's seen it all


You never give those orchids I send a glance
Even gifts of affection, like flowers, go unnoticed and unappreciated by you


They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)
To you, even delicate and beautiful gifts seem as ordinary and dry as a plant known for its thorns and resilience


This is a fine romance!
Despite its many challenges and shortcomings, this is still something I value and hold dear




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: JEROME KERN, DOROTHY FIELDS

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