Read U Wrote U
RuPaul Lyrics


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Lookie here
Listen up
I'm the one, oh! Oh! Oh!

Hey, girls, my name's Alaska
I got a tiny little question to ask ya
Who's that bitch that's on the top?
Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop!

You're born naked, the rest is drag
But your face just needs a paper bag
Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all
Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul

Line 'em up, front to back
I'm sendin' bitches home like a heart attack
Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket
I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket!

I'll read you down beneath the ground
Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
Legacy, remember my name
'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame!

Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, Oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, oh!

Detox comin' at you with a slow verse
I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first
Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse
I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst

You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime
I see you whinin' and cryin' take that to Lifetime
So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime
On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme

You can't stand me? I don't blame you
If Ru's number 1, I'm number 2
You disagree? Well, that's on you
Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you

D to the E to the T to the O to the Hold it! X
Naomi Campbelling the hoes to the crown, next!

Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, oh!

Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
But your dad just calls me Katya
I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
Always keep 'em coming back for more

You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go
So bitch let me show you the door
Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid
The only high class Russian whore

I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
That's a rash, not a herpes sore
Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?

Katya Zamolodchikova

Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, oh!

I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear
I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here
Was a bitch on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right
Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like

I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween
A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
I have to get this right so you don't waste your time
Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme

I'm gonna show you what I can do
You're going crazy and seeing two
It's not my fault, you can't blame my game
All these other hoes, but they're all the same

Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, oh!
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you
You've been read

I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, one, one, one
I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm I'm the one, oh!





Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I
Wrote you, wrote you, told you, now I read you, read you

Overall Meaning

"Read U Wrote U" is a song performed by RuPaul and featuring Alaska Thunderfuck, Detox, Katya, and Roxxxy Andrews. It was released on September 23, 2016 as a part of RuPaul's album "Butch Queen". The song is a rap and it served as the final challenge of Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. The lyrics contain four verses, one performed by each of the featured queens, where they introduce themselves and boast about their skills, wit, and beauty.


Alaska starts the first verse by asking who is the queen on the top and realizes it's her. She then states that everyone is born naked and everything else is drag. She then boasts about her skills and says she will change the game like RuPaul. Detox comes in with a slow verse that she speeds up, talking about being epic and poetic. She then spells out her name and says she is Naomi Campbell-ing the hoes to the crown. Katya introduces herself in Russian and talks about being a Russian whore, as well as being Dostoyevsky in the sheets. Roxxxy Andrews talks about being a bitch on Season 5 and being a monster that makes people want to scream, she is also willing to make it right this time.


The chorus contains the phrase "wrote you, told you, now I read you" repeated three times, followed by "you've been read". The phrase implies that the queens are expressing their own perspective and point of view.


The song has become a fan favorite and has been performed by the featured queens at various drag shows and events. The performance of this song on Season 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars was praised by critics as being one of the best lip sync performances in the show's history.


Line by Line Meaning

Lookie here
Hey, pay attention


Listen up
Listen carefully


I'm the one, oh! Oh! Oh!
I'm the queen, the best of the best


Hey, girls, my name's Alaska
Hey, everyone, I'm Alaska


I got a tiny little question to ask ya
I have a question to ask you


Who's that bitch that's on the top?
Who's the best and on the top?


Oh, wait, that's me! Hey, Porkchop!
Oh, it's me! Hello, Porkchop!


You're born naked, the rest is drag
Everyone is born naked and everything else is a performance


But your face just needs a paper bag
Your face is ugly and needs to be covered


Gimme a challenge and I'll crush you all
Give me anything and I will win


Changin' the game like my name's RuPaul
I'm shaking things up, like RuPaul


Line 'em up, front to back
Put everyone in order, front to back


I'm sendin' bitches home like a heart attack
I'm eliminating people like a heart attack


Mess with me and you'll wind up in a casket
If you mess with me, you'll end up in a coffin


I'm Dorothy, you're Toto, get in the basket!
I'm the leader, you follow me in the basket


I'll read you down beneath the ground
I'll insult you until you're buried in the ground


Could you hold my purse while I snatch the crown?
Can you hold my purse while I win the competition?


Legacy, remember my name
Remember my name for the future


'Cause you're gonna see me hangin' in the hall of fame!
You'll see my picture in the Hall of Fame for winners


Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you
I wrote to you, I told you, now I'm going to insult you


Wrote you, told you, now I now I read you, read you, Oh!
I wrote to you, I told you, now I'm going to insult you, oh!


You've been read
You've been insulted


I'm the one, one, one, oh!
I'm the queen, the best of the best


I'm I'm the one, one, one, one
I'm the queen, the best of the best


I'm I'm the one, oh!
I'm the queen, the best of the best


Detox comin' at you with a slow verse
I'm Detox and I'm starting slow


I'ma speed it up, I had to shut it down first
Now I'm speeding up, I had to take a break


Killin' bitches so hard need a pink hearse
I'm eliminating people so hard, they need a pink hearse


I ain't sayin' I'm the best, but I ain't the worst
I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm not the worst either


You see me shinin' I'm tryin' to take this primetime
I'm shining and trying to be the best


I see you whinin' and cryin' take that to Lifetime
I see you complaining, take it to the TV channel, Lifetime


So epic that it's poetic, I spit it on a dime
My lines are so good, they're like poetry


On Reddit, you look pathetic with that nursery rhyme
On Reddit, your insults are weak


You can't stand me? I don't blame you
You don't like me? I understand


If Ru's number 1, I'm number 2
If Ru is the best, I'm second best


You disagree? Well, that's on you
If you disagree, it's your problem


Eyes on the chalkboard, I'll spell it out for you
Pay attention, I'll explain it clearly


D to the E to the T to the O to the Hold it! X
My name is Detox


Naomi Campbelling the hoes to the crown, next!
I'm going to win, just like Naomi Campbell


Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova
My name is Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova


But your dad just calls me Katya
Your father knows me as Katya


I'm the bright red scare with the long blonde hair
I'm the blonde who stands out


Always keep 'em coming back for more
Everyone wants to see me more


You're a basic ass hoe and it's your time to go
You're basic and it's time for you to leave


So bitch let me show you the door
Let me show you the way out


Cause it's me whose getting laid and I'm always getting paid
Because I'm the one who's having sex and making money


The only high class Russian whore
I'm the only fancy Russian prostitute


I'm a scorching hot mess in a skin tight dress
I'm beautiful, but a mess inside


That's a rash, not a herpes sore
That's not a sexually transmitted infection, it's a rash


Lenin in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets
I'm a political leader in public, but passionate in private


Baby, are you ready for this Cold War?
Are you ready for a battle?


I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to make it clear
I'm Roxxxy Andrews and I'm here to win


I know you love me, baby, that's why you brought me here
You love me and that's why you invited me


Was a bitch on Season 5, I'm gonna make it right
I was mean before, but now I'm going to be better


Give me a sewing challenge and I'll give you what you like
Give me a challenge and I'll impress you


I'm full of tricks, baby, just like on Halloween
I have a lot of secrets, like on Halloween


A room full of monsters and it makes me wanna scream
I'm scared of the competition


I have to get this right so you don't waste your time
I have to do well so you don't get bored


Not like my comedy, I'm killing on this rhyme
I'm doing better with insults than with jokes


I'm gonna show you what I can do
I'm going to impress you


You're going crazy and seeing two
You're losing your mind




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Comments from YouTube:

@sophielee1130

Be honest babes, this is not your first time coming back for Katya’s verse

@hayleywilliamscroc

You got me😂

@marinvameds

Yep!

@mr.felixisagirlbossking9983

OBVIOUSLY

@mariahfl2199

@Hayley Williams' croc ⁰

@WeAreTheChildren07

of course not, i watch it every day. literally.

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@santipapa6986

Katya's verse passes the Bechtel's test of drag queen verses, she doesn't mention getting the crown, she didn't even mentions RuPaul

@Listening_Books12345

THIS is why her verse is iconic I think: it's entirely about her drag persona, so it transcends her being on the competition while also giving more depth to the character she's created. The Ru callouts felt very ass-kissy to me, even in the other verses that I enjoyed.

@josefelipe2812

​@@Grace-it3bv I really like Detox for the same reason. It's so honest to her drag persona too. Alaska has charisma. Roxxxy is Andrews.

@triciahingpit

​​@@josefelipe2812not Roxxxy is Andrews 💀

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