You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch
RuPaul Lyrics


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You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Mr. Grinch!
Your soul is an apalling dump-heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseous super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss
Mr. Grinch!
You're a three-decker sauerkraut




And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

Overall Meaning

RuPaul's "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" is a playful take on the character of the Grinch from Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas! The song is full of disparaging comments about the Grinch's character, most notably his small, cold heart, his disagreeable odor and appearance, and his overall unfriendly behavior. The song is filled with colorful descriptions, painting the Grinch as a creature to be avoided at all costs. Despite all his faults, the song ultimately recognizes that the Grinch is still capable of change and redemption. It holds out hope that the Grinch can become a better, kinder person if he so chooses.


Line by Line Meaning

You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You're a cruel and unpleasant person, Mr. Grinch


You really are a heel
You're really unpleasant and devious


You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're unapproachable and prickly like a cactus


You're as charming as an eel
You're sneaky and slimy like an eel


Mr. Grinch!
Addressing the titular character


You're a bad banana
You're a rotten person


With a greasy black peel!
Your exterior is as unappealing as your interior


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
You're a terrifying and awful person, Mr. Grinch


Your heart's an empty hole
You have no compassion or love in your heart


Your brain is full of spiders
Your mind is twisted and filled with evil thoughts and intentions


You've got garlic in your soul
You're corrupted and unpleasant to the core


Mr. Grinch!
Addressing the titular character


I wouldn't touch you
I wouldn't have anything to do with you


With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
I wouldn't come near you even with a long pole


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a disgustingly unpleasant person, Mr. Grinch


You have termites in your smile
Your smile is insincere and is hiding something malicious


You have all the tender sweetness
You lack any sort of kindness or sweetness


Of a seasick crocodile
Comparing the unpleasantness of Mr. Grinch with a nauseous and unpleasant crocodile


Mr. Grinch!
Addressing the titular character


Given the choice between the two of you
If I had to choose between the two options


I'd take the seasick crocodile!
I would choose the less unpleasant option


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're morally reprehensible and unpleasant, Mr. Grinch


You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
You're a dirty and despicable person


Your heart is full of unwashed socks
You're unpleasant and dirty on the inside


Your soul is full of gunk
Your soul is corrupt and tarnished


Mr. Grinch!
Addressing the titular character


The three words that best describe you
The most suitable words to describe you


Are as follows, and I quote
These are the exact words to describe you


"Stink, stank, stunk!"
You have a foul and unpleasant smell


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're a dishonest and untrustworthy person, Mr. Grinch


You're the king of sinful sots!
You're the worst of the worst


Your heart's a dead tomato
You have no heart, or your heart is in a terrible state


Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Your heart is corrupted, decaying, and deteriorated


Mr. Grinch!
Addressing the titular character


Your soul is an appalling dump-heap
Your soul is full of unpleasant and undesirable things


Overflowing with the most disgraceful
It's full of the worst kind of things


Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
The collection of disgusting things couldn't be any worse


Mangled-up in tangled-up knots!
Completely jumbled and confused beyond repair


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
You make me sick and disgusted, Mr. Grinch


With a nauseous super naus!
You're extremely unpleasant, nauseating, and repulsive


You're a crooked jerky jockey
You're dishonest and crooked, like a shady horse jockey


And you drive a crooked hoss
You're deceitful and corrupt


Mr. Grinch!
Addressing the titular character


You're a three-decker sauerkraut
You're an unpleasant and unappetizing sandwich


And toadstool sandwich
You're even more unappetizing than a sandwich containing poisonous mushrooms


With arsenic sauce!
Your unpleasantness is only compounded by being served with poison




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: Albert Hague, Theodor S. Geisel

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