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Drink Bear
Run The Road Lyrics

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NoriMori

2y↑285

1:36 I love this small detail of the cashier being so much on autopilot that he's not paying attention to which way the box is facing, and it takes a few tries for him to snap out of it and look and realize why it's not scanning. It's both realistic and amusing.

Theo O.

1y↑7

song in the background was also from "waiting for the bus"

Scandolous Skallywag

4y↑111

I love how he actually did good deeds while drunk driving until he ran over his friend

Clorox Bleach

9y↑2.9K

He's not the hero this city needs

He's the hero this city deserves

吃那吗希望二零零

9y↑3

Ritchie88

9y↑4

+MinecraftDarkPvP You have failed this city.

Kway's world

8y↑3

Lmao

ENDER SIMON BOI 698

7y↑17

Clorox Bleach, You Again?

Alex

7y↑2

ENDER SIMON BOI 698 well he been here for a year now.

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ChaosFM

9y↑1.3K

How I think my first drivers test will turn out.

Jorge Trujillo

9y↑5

Jasmine J

9y↑8

+chaosriders79 God speed friend become a hero!!!

Tristan Sojer

8y↑2

You made my day

N R

8y↑3

+Tristan Sojer he ruined mine

Nyleah Jones

8y↑5

better than his if your not drunk

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ExplosmEntertainment

11y↑8

For a period of time we'll redirect the broken ones to the fixed ones, then eventually delete them.

odae 1#

Cyanide and happiness 😊

OxycodoneHelpsMyBack

9y↑865

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen, this is hilarious.

The Stidds

9y↑13

Everytime, I crack up!

Grumbo991

9y↑1

Theresa Brown very true

FeelStar

5y↑3

i love vicodin is it still

jfrmpkwy

4y↑1

heh

OxycodoneHelpsMyBack

3y↑1

5 years later - still funny.

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Qruis S.

10y↑108

Everyone is forgetting the fact that he actually stopped (somehow) to buy the beer and even look sober to buy the beer.

Spencer

10y↑10

Christian has forgotten, or perhaps never knew in the first place, that he/she was watching a video on Youtube. Christian does understand the concept of non-nonsensical humor, and now should probably go watch something else.

Qruis S.

10y↑8

Spencer Lipscomb erm... thanks?... ...

Codyswagger2400

40w↑1

@Qruis S.Christian your welcome

Afro Engineer

8y↑15

one of the best phrases to come out of C&N: "I can get more party for the booze" 😂😂

Cody Addair

37w↑2

And don't forget; "You're not ma babysitta"

The Latest And The Greatest

5y↑39

Those screams while he drives had me on the floor

Mustafa Kulle

30w

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ESCA

23w↑1

“OH MY GOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

DaTimeSmog

9y↑2K

Drink and drive and you become a hero.

Seems legit.

Armor23OnPatrol

9y↑9

hybridxxl Except for the end

GeneralCane

9y↑81

***** You either beer run as a hero
Or drunk drive long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Isabel Racine

9y↑11

GeneralCane This comment deserves way more recognition.

Patryck Po

9y↑10

Isabel Racine But he forgot the ice

Jacob Henn

9y↑3

hybridxxl He killed 2 people and stole from someone who had bought a shit ton of grocery with their own money. Not exactly hero material.

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Zach Zavada

3y↑32

This is the video that started my life-long enjoyment of the best damn adult comic company

Patrick's Music

1y↑1

my friends and I quote the “can you grab some ice” line all the time

Per-Ove Larsen

8y↑502

I actually got a bit happy because the homeless man got FOOD!!!

Letty Blanquiz

8y↑7

Me to.

Per-Ove Larsen

Um what?

Jay Derino

+Kin Thegamer (Kin2444) yup

Koy Mija

+Per-Ove Larsen aye me too!

Callista Delacruz

8y↑8

If u looked in the ban scenes he also got hit with the shopping cart

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an actual gorilla

9y↑650

Drunk driving stops crime, saves lives, feeds the homeless, AND makes your living room into a Garage?
Well, time to get smashed.

xchasetarantino

9y↑41

***** He did all that, and when he got home. Something horrible happened...........................................................................

......................

He forgot the ice.

Non-British Gamer

9y↑3

***** Bruh i have heard every day atleast 100 people die from drunk driving (or is it i dunno but it happens daily)

The Observer

7y↑2

Non-British Gamer he’s joking

Twist _ Ending

6y↑3

imma edit that out DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

MeowBombz

3y↑1

@Twist _ Ending Username checks out. :P

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Ramiro Belmares Jr.

3y↑10

I watched this for the first time in 8th Grade, and it still makes me laugh 😆

TooneUntitled

10y↑376

He's not the hero we want, but he's the hero we need.

ThRippJck

10y↑14

it fits perfectly

Le Potato

10y↑1

He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we needs right now **

TooneUntitled

10y↑1

Le Potato Except that doesn't fit the video

Le Potato

10y

Except that's the real quote (except I replaced Gotham with we, because you know)

TooneUntitled

10y↑24

Le Potato Aaaaaand you just killed the joke.

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greg heckley

4y↑11

When I first saw this masterpiece, I had high expectations because Googas was talked about in such amazing ways by a colleague of mine. I finally sat down and watched it with my friends and our expectations were instantly topped. This TV short should not be called a TV short because it is a masterpiece that tops other amazing pieces of media such as Citizen Kane and Pulp Fiction.

When you're watching this, you might think, "There is no way this can get any better." And then it does! If you have not watched this, get all your family and friends, dead or alive, and give them the gift of letting them experience this absolute astonishing piece of film.

This is a story about, perseverance, family, rising up against oppressors, and learning to accept each other. This could be shown anywhere, from preschools to nursery homes. This story could be a metaphor for a variety of things, like the story of Americans rising up against the British instead of sitting idly and letting their oppressors take their land.

Overall, this is an amazing story that never disappoints. To answer the question I posed in the title, yes, yes this is the greatest piece of media of all time. Every single person needs to watch this immediately.

Ben

4y↑1

Yes

Vinny Montgomery

2y↑1

I think you're overthinking it

NoriMori

2y↑1

Wtf is Googas.

greg heckley

@NoriMori channel 101 classic

NoriMori

@greg heckley I am no more enlightened than I was before.

Santiago Machado

10y↑36

Loved it how a random guy covered in flames just spawned out of nowhere hahaha

Cloaker Unit

10y↑7

Poster behind him said "Join a Gang!"

Joseph Boone

It's been 3 years and it still makes me laugh uncontrollably

Illusive Prime

10y↑463

Legend has it he's still driving.

old timer

6y↑4

Illusive Prime and screaming.

Andrew Konkey

6y↑3

old timer I've seen him down here in Texas going for Mexican tequila

Aldo Tantri

How about the fuel?

NerdStoryteller

10y↑41

I love how the beer just disappears from the back seat.

Darksunrise

10y↑2

He drank it all.

FemaleTrucker

@Darksunrise 😂

Herbal

10y↑90

I hope this taught you a valuable lesson kids! ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE!!! You'll help a lot of people

TheMrRuttazzo

10y↑34

But the downside is, you'll always forget the ice...

Herbal

10y

True

Imaginary Lines Drawn in Metaphorical Sand

10y

I can't like you comment because it is at the perfect amount.

Dominique McClain

10y

Luke DS

Imaginary Lines Drawn in Metaphorical Sand

10y

dominique mcclain Aaand now it's not.

Lost idiot

1y↑8

What had me dead was him making it to the store in one piece 💀

Cosmos YY

This one's a classic ! The incarnation of C and H sense of humor

Nova Satus

I miss when cyanide and happiness would do longer videos like this lol

Joel Suarez

10y↑47

He saved 2 lives and helped a homeless man while being drunk

21ninesco

10y

Not to mention he killed one as well

Joel Suarez

10y

Oh yes that is true

Bergele

10y↑4

21ninesco
Weeeelll... 2-1 sooo... ...but then... he forgot the ice so... yeah, he shouldn't have done it.

SupBRA

10y

SereneFlight
but someone paid for that food... -1

Grease Goblin

10y

2 lives - 1 life = 1 life

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Idman

10y↑18

"OH SHIT! I forgot the ice!"
this man has his priorities strait.

Lady Marmalade

10y

I love that Cyanide and Happiness sometimes include little references in a video to their other videos, like the Ted Bear poster and the Waiting for the Bus music :)

JakeTheL3mur

50w↑1

This will Always be my Favorite Cyanide & Happiness Short LMAO

FACKTRUMP

Exactly how I expect my beer run adventure to be - a hero for the night. Not just for the alcohol, but for the whole city.

Bryan Rodrigues

3y↑1

I come back once a year to remind myself how much I miss my childhood

Crispy Yeet

10y↑33

0:57 That's basically how my first time driving was.

Vidal Cisneros

10y↑7

So, when you first drove you saved a person from robbery, save someone from burning to death, hit a shopping cart then all those groceries went to a homeless man, then ran into a house killing someone, while drunk? Wow, must have been a weird experience :)

Diego S

10y↑2

yesh! :3

Maxspeed36

11y

I can imagine the fun they had recording all the screams.

leocorn58

10y

I love that David and Chase are still around doing shit. Kinda miss Tomorrow's Nobodies, even if it wasn't exactly the funniest thing out there, and DEFINITELY miss David Forgets, but at least they're still out there making content.

Thomas D

I've found that the driving part actually syncs up really well with the Can Can.

Danielle Pearson

3y↑3

I kinda love how awkward he is about his shop of only booze 😅

Someone Mystery

8y↑29

Gotta love that "Waiting for the Bus" theme music Easter egg at the store. Genius

WebDeveloperEducation

I noticed that too

Yishan

10y↑679

The drunk saved the purple-shirted eye stabber...

anblue

10y↑12

Dun dun dunnnn

Yishan

10y↑30

Maybe that's the reason why there is "the revenge of the purple-shirted eye-stabber"... 0_o

Yishan

10y↑3

Maybe that's the reason why there is "the revenge of the purple-shirted eye-stabber"... 0_o

rikiscool69

10y↑2

his shirt was blue

rikiscool69

10y↑4

spiderboy9199 it was a shade of blue, it just looks purple when he's on fire.

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SkyMist

10y

This is literally my FAVORITE Cyanide and Happiness short.

R

3y↑1

This is still amazing and funny to this day XD

Andrew Dinspechin

9y↑721

Wait. he crashed into the garage... there was a living room in there?

MedievalTimesGirl

9y↑29

His living room is near the garage.

Random Randomsen

9y↑10

Stopwith your logic mortal being...

Connor Mills

9y↑2

If your calling me darling that's a bit weird.
And i will not get you a sandwich.
If your talking to ya wife why do you have to type that comment if your wife is not on this comment chain?

Bogdan Niculescu

My bad, Baby, my bad! PEAAACE!

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Rayne Hellfire

10y↑13

Tell your parents you'll be a super hero when you're drunk. (Moral of the story)

A Closer Look

2y↑1

I still have a vivid memory of the first time I tried to watch this video when I was 13 years old and having the worst wifi, hearing "heeeaaayy macareno" about +100 times because I kept starting the video over and over again to try to get it to load. that sound will be forever burned into my mind

The Seventh Level of Hell

10y↑66

Remember kids, if you drive drunk, good things will happen, but you'll kill your friend.

Robert Ritchie

10y↑1

In case you all missed it, the beer he buys is called Ten Ants, there is a beer in Scotland called Tennent's lager, also as a cashier in a grocery store, since seeing this, every time I get an item that won't scan I think of this animation LOL

Mr. Tbag

8y↑1

Legend says that to this very day, if you go outside to the street at midnight, you can still hear his eternal scream and tires screeching, in search for the ice.

BgoinsOwO

2y↑5

"W O O O O O !!!!"

"I can pick up more party for the booze!"

"OH SHIT!!!!

I FORGOT THE ICE!"

DCE198369

10y↑2

Laughed so hard my face hurts 😂

Sean

8y↑589

"Aw sh*t! I forgot the ice!"

andy

8y↑36

Never forget the ice.

old account

8y↑18

NEVER, EVER, FORGET THE ICE.

Jahkell Cobb

7y↑8

he killed somebody

Christa Vaught

7y↑7

HOW DID YOU FORGET THe ICE...grabbing all those beers that took a long time, going back home and finally realizing you forgot it...

The Nobody

6y↑4

Rei good thing you censored shit or I would’ve been offended

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richard blaise

10y↑13

moral of the story: always drive drunk

MindinViolet

Beer Run: Still the greatest C&H short ever.

Tech0

This will always be a classic

BluWolf098

that has got to be the most helpful drunken beer run of all time

Vivian_Plays

10y

This is actually the first episode I ever seen thanks to my brother's when I was visiting them... good times good times.

Jason Hernandez

3y↑1

This was the first ever cyanide and happiness I had ever watched. Legit the best video I ever clicked on

Liz Ard

10y↑27

By my count, he saved three people that night. He only killed one person, his friend.

Luke

10y↑63

Notice how everything he did when he was driving (other than killing his friend) was actually helpful to others.

Lord Kitty

10y↑68

Thanks Cpt. Obvious!

Luke

10y↑47

Lord Kitty No problem. Hit me up if you need anything else pointed out.

David Green

10y↑1

Roflpwnage when you are drunk you make bad decisions and cannot think things through, they were both wrong but due to the influence of alcohol, his friend isn't to blame, in fact... neither of them are, at least for getting in the car anyway, their bad decision was getting drunk in the first place.

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Marek Kapusta

Still one of their best shorts.

Ana

5y↑4

Meu Deus, esses quadrinhos são muito loucos!! 😂😂

est91_bigboy

10y

This is by far my most favorite short.

Jamie Griffin

This was the best episode of cyanide and happiness ever!

arati sharma

10y↑16

Oh god ... he foregot the ice .... hilarious

_thatguy33_

10y↑1

Out of all the chance and happiness videos this one just makes me laugh the most XD

ave

It's official. I have watched all of the cyanide and happiness shorts ever.

I NEED MOREEEEE

EVAN REID

2y↑1

I laughed way to hard at this 😂😂😂😂

Daniel Martinez

10y

This was the first cyanide and happiness Ive ever watched and still is one of my favorites.

Jarred 1K

Still their funniest short 🤣

Kid Max

10y↑20

I'm gonna drive yelling like this

RamblyngRobyn

11y

Anyone notice that the grocery store jingle is the same music from waiting for the bus? That's a FANTASTIC touch!

Danielle King

This remains my top 3 funniest Cyanide & Happiness clips. 😄

Nelekmaar

Now that i think about it, this guy is a true Hero. So much in fact that he lived long enough to see himself turn into a villain.

Freeze Tag

10y↑23

It's funny because at the end he's killed his friend and when he sees him, he gets upset - but only because he forgot the ice his dead friend wanted!

Flor baliani

10y↑44

YOU DON'T SAY?

ClericMew

10y↑7

Freeze Tag ummmm are you ok sir, I mean that really wasn't funny but I mean we all have different levels of humor.

Freeze Tag

10y↑3

We sure do, Lt. Let me know when you establish yours...

ClericMew

10y↑2

Alright, well I hope you can find your sanity as well. Good luck finding it.

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Motley Crue Fan

10y↑8

And then she's like "I don't even eat pasta." So I'm like "GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

HomoSeal

10y

Not as ironic an ending as I've come to expect from cyanide and happiness vids... but I guess that makes it less expected.

Cold Turkey

And this my friends, is where the nostalgia started

GamerSapph's Speedpaint + Animations

26w↑1

This actually scared me out of getting drunk

Sukeysu

11y

Damn i found the original funnier because the car was already parked inside the wall but i still love listening to this one XP

AK49IAN

Isn't anyone gonna mention the fact that the dude even adjusted his rear view mirror before heading out? I'd trust him with my life

ZargoZombie

10y↑28

that last line though XD

Terraj

My all time favorite CnH video 😄

TheSteelColonel

100% best cyanide and happiness comic in my opinion

Sister Fister 69

I really love how he fixes the rear-view mirror

SuperKnalxz Grey

10y

He probably did more great things in that single drive than ever in his entire life.

Lot

Almost ten years later is still one of my favourite video evere lol

Castille

10y↑13

The moons face... PRICELESS!

JMBossy

10y

This is still my favorite C&H short. Fucking hilarious.

Baby Dyce

10y

Him screaming the entire time he's driving makes it sooo much funnier.

Clumsy Smurf with SackBoy #1

This video is my most favourite, great job ExplosmEntertainment

Finesse AMVs

This will never get old

Kehwanna

3y↑1

I always think of this when I get in a car with someone I know that drives badly. This, and the Turn The Car Around skit.

Lloyd mills

9y↑9

Literally me on my first driving test.

Greg Goldsmith

34w

“I can get more party for the booze”
So underrated 😂

Infamous Banana Goblin

7y↑1

probably one of the best punch lines so far!

The Bonesaw ..

8y↑801

Remember kids... if you're going to drink and drive... don't forget the fucking ice. Seriously, write it down or something. I shouldn't have to keep reminding you; it's goddamned annoying. What are you, 10? Also, would it kill you to pick up a dozen limes? You know how Linda gets if she doesn't have limes for her fucking Margarita machine. Jesus.

MynicknameisViolet

8y↑9

🍫🍫🍫🍪🍪🍪...take these....and make some smores....because your comment fit so well with this video. ^-^

MyDeadBoarBill

8y↑1

I am the 12 year old who knows how to make a black and blue let me tell you
1.Pour a blue moon into glass of your choice
2. Get spoon and flip it over to the bottom curved side over glass
3. Pour Guinness on spoon
4. Have small talk until head is down
5. Serve and enjoy.
In case you didn't know.......... And reminder A 12YEAR OLD.

The Pelit

I will come through this comment section and fite you m8

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Legit Snip

10y↑1

dont think i've ever laughed so hard before :')

Wilm Hosenfeld

7y↑14

Years later and I just realised his arm and beer go through the car door when he closes it.

Wilm Hosenfeld

7y↑1

The window has a frame, your observation makes no sense.

Wilm Hosenfeld

+wasdTM You know the arm is going straight through the frame you're just making a shitty attempt to troll.

manny xi

Wilm Hosenfeld Wait- My apologies, the window frame wasn't very visible.

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demon0fangels

10y↑6

This man portrays how I view driving.

Alex Vlahos

11y

R you guys gonna make any more? Cuz they are awesome!

Coach Wire

This is my favorite episode in the ENTIRE series

Ari Friedman

Laughed way too hard at the ending

He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

10y

He did more good in the world while he was drunk driving than he would do for the rest of his life.

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