Yank Dat Cameltoe
Ryan Higa Lyrics

Soulja Boy sucks
This is a diss on Soulja Boy who is a rapper that the artist apparently doesn't like.

I got a new dance for y'all called the cameltoe
The artist has invented a new dance move called the cameltoe which they want to share with everyone listening.

You! You gotta grab dat and yank it a few times for me Aww You!
The artist is instructing the listener to perform the cameltoe dance move by grabbing and yanking on a specific part of their clothing.

Asian boy I'm no negro I eat rice, I am yellow I can't rap for shit but still I cameltoe dat hoe Now yank that
The artist is describing themselves as an Asian boy who can't rap well but can still perform the cameltoe dance move and wants the listener to do it too.

Super fresh, but hurts your cock, Also hurts the ass crack man When I do dat cameltoe I pray to god and yank dat thing Now ooh!
Performing the cameltoe move is fresh and cool, but can be uncomfortable on certain body parts. The artist emphasizes the discomfort but still encourages the listener to try it.

And if you think that's frightening Wait till after when you pass gas You catch me at your local party Yes I yank it everywhere People get mad 'cause they're Jealous of my underwear
The artist jokes about the potentially embarrassing consequences of performing the cameltoe move, but still enjoys doing it and people get upset because they wish they had cool underwear like the artist.

I like to eat nato While I'm playing my Halo I don't give the remote to Sean 'Cause he gon' change the channel
The artist shares some personal details about their hobbies (eating nato and playing Halo) and jokes about not letting someone named Sean control the TV remote.

Haters wanna be me Asian boy, I'm the man They be using my chopstick Saying hes fresh from Japan, man (man)
The artist brags about being confident and successful, but also pokes fun at people who make assumptions about Asian culture by using chopsticks and mistakenly calling them Japanese.

Eat tofu and (Eat tofu and) Dance (dance) Cows go moo (Cows go moo and) Nope, you can't do it like me Hoe, So don't do it like me Go, means 5 in Japanese Man your face is ugly
The artist lists some random phrases that are unrelated to the cameltoe dance move and brags about how unique and cool their dance move is, while also insulting their audience's appearance.