Shenanigans
S. O.d. Lyrics

It's just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
The singer is casually spending a Saturday at DBA.

All I came for was whiskey and a bunch of pints
The singer arrived at DBA to drink whiskey and beer.

I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I'm on TV
After consuming a few drinks, the singer feels like they're the center of attention.

'Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
The artist notices a woman glaring at them from across the bar.

I make a move to see what's up and bump right into some dump jock
The artist accidentally bumps into a muscle-bound alpha male.

The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
The muscle-bound guy is angry and throws his drink in the singer's face.

Well now he started, but I'll finish But first I'll have another Guinness Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win
Although the muscle-bound guy started the altercation, the singer will finish it. However, they first decide to drink another Guinness and explain that they gave up fighting because it's boring and they always win.

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life Drinking, smoking, screwing, right! Don't tell me how to live my life!
The artist is unapologetic about their lifestyle, which involves drinking, smoking, and having casual sex. They don't want anyone to tell them how to live their life.

Another guy, another day. Why won't this guy just go away Talk my ear off and I don't want to smell your breath You like my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man" Can't I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The artist encounters another annoying guy who talks too much and has bad breath. The guy is a fan of the artist's band and expresses his admiration. However, the artist just wants to take a break and go to the bathroom.

The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God each day No way man, I have always been down with sin He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus 'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked! Good for you, you're born again Yuppie Young Republican
The annoying guy asks the artist if they are saved and if they walk with God every day. The artist responds negatively and admits to always engaging in sinful behavior. The annoying guy tries to convince the artist that God loves everyone, but the artist is unimpressed and sarcastically thanks God for telling them they're going to get oral sex. The annoying guy is revealed to be a born-again young Republican.

Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me So you're gay, oh happy day And you don't smoke, that's just great And eating meat, oh God forbid You'll be more fun when you're dead
The singer expresses disdain for people who are straight and happy, telling them to stay away. They also mock people who are gay, don't smoke, and don't eat meat, and suggest that they will be more fun when they're dead.

Another time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLA I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk Got in the car and drove around and passed the Yankees training ground We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence I ran around the bases twice and thought the on-deck mat was nice I put it back though and ran back out to meet my friends The cops were there, they saw the tape Straight to jail at any rate Three month later Howard Stern got George to drop the case!
The artist shares a story of being in Tampa, FL with friends, getting drunk, and breaking into the Yankees training ground. They run around the bases but ultimately get caught by the police and go to jail. However, three months later, Howard Stern convinces George (presumably the prosecutor) to drop the case.

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life Drinking, smoking, screwing, right! Don't tell me how to live my life!
The singer reiterates that they're unapologetic about their lifestyle, which involves drinking, smoking, and having casual sex, and they don't want anyone to tell them how to live their life.