My Funny Valentine
Sammy Davis Jr Lyrics

Behold the way our fine feathered friend
Look at how confidently and proudly our bird friend displays his virtues

His virtue doth parade
His good qualities are on full display

Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
You don't realize, my less intelligent friend

The picture thou hast made
How you present yourself

Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
Your expression and messy hair

Conceal thy good intent
Hide your true intentions

Thou noble upright truthful sincere
You are an honorable, honest person

And slightly dopey gent, you are...
But you're also a bit clueless

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
My endearing, amusing loved one

You make me smile with my heart
You bring me true joy and happiness

Your looks are laughable, un-photographable
Your appearance is unique and unconventional

Yet, you're my favorite work of art
But you are still my favorite thing to admire

Is your figure less than Greek?
Are your physical attributes not considered conventional attractive?

Is your mouth a little weak?
Do you sometimes struggle to speak articulately?

When you open it to speak, are you smart?
Do you display intelligence when you speak, regardless of potential struggles?

But, don't change a hair for me
Please don't alter any aspect of yourself for my sake

Not if you care for me
If you truly love me, accept yourself as you are

Stay little valentine, stay
Please stay with me, my beloved one

Each day is Valentine's Day
Every day spent together is a celebration of love