I Want Candy
Schooly D / MC Chris Lyrics
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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
I'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I want candy, I got a sugar tooth
Put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock boots
Lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
Gumdrop that don't stop til' its licked knot loose
(ladies)
Candy... candy...
I need candy bubble gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, its good, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,
Right next to, gentlemen's club.
The song "I Want Candy" by Schooly D / MC Chris is a fun and playful song about the singer's love for candy. He wants bubble gum, taffy, and candy and will go to great lengths to get it. He even calls himself his girlfriend's sugar daddy, comparing them to the famous actors Hume Cronyn and Jessica Tandy. The lyrics are full of imagery and metaphors that paint a vivid picture of the singer's obsession with candy. He talks about putting candy in a pile and splitting it with his girlfriend, and how it's like a close encounter of the cavity kind.
Throughout the song, the singer's love for candy grows stronger, and he even threatens to hurt someone to get his hands on it. He talks about how candy makes him feel hyperactive and fuels him to do crazy things, like fuel a giant drill that bores straight into hell. He even mentions MC Pee Pants and his diet pills, adding to the absurdity of the song. Overall, the song is a fun and lighthearted take on the idea of indulging in your favorite treats.
Line by Line Meaning
I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
I desire sweet treats, like candy, gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
I go to the candy store with my romantic partner, Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I have hoarded my money to spoil Sandy with treats
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
I'm like Hume Cronyn to Sandy's Jessica Tandy, and we both want some candy!
put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
We put the candy in a pile, and divide it equally, half for me and half for my bitty (loved one)
Kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
Sharing candy is like having an intimate encounter that leads to tooth decay (cavities)
I'm talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I'm referring to kissing with black licorice-flavored candy and eating crocodile-shaped chocolate when I talk about sweet things
I want candy, I got a sugar tooth
I specifically crave sweets because I have a sweet tooth
Put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause I wanna knock boots
I am asking Sandy to wear protective gear (shin guards) because I want to have sex with her
Lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
Performing oral sex on me with a peppermint-flavored lollipop until it becomes flaccid
Gumdrop that don't stop til' its licked knot loose
Keep sucking/gnawing a gumdrop like a dog with a chew toy until it is completely gone
(ladies) Candy... candy...
Women moaning erotically to the word 'candy'
I need candy bubble gum, and taffy
I have an urgency to eat sweet treats like candy, gum, and taffy
Get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
If anyone tries to stop me from getting candy, I'll beat them up aggressively
Do it till your dad sees, embarrass your whole family
I will continue beating someone even when their dad is watching, humiliating their entire family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I'm going to attack you because you are preventing me from getting candy, and that's something you should never do to a child
I need candy, any kind'll do
I'll accept any type of candy, my craving is not specific
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
I don't care if it's healthy or meets the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) standards, I just want candy
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
Eating candy is going to make me go crazy like if bobcats were drunk
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
I will produce a self-generated energy drink that will only affect me
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
The drink's energy will support a large drilling machine which will make a hole all the way to Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
By drilling to Hell, ancient demons will be awakened from their enchanted slumber
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
The demons will emerge from Hell and move throughout Earth to find a new residence
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
The demons will try to sell the weight loss pills invented by MC Pee Pants
I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I need candy, as in, I really want some candy, and I'll eat it until I die
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
I'll murder anyone who gets between me and my precious sugar. Give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Where are you hiding all the candy?
Who made you candy king?!
Who gave you the power to control the candy?
If you don't give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
If you don't give me candy, I'll do something so drastic that it will make women scream and sing
(ladies) Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Women moaning 'candy' in the morning and while going to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy during school, while eating lunch, and in the afternoon
Candy, its good, on your way home from school
Candy is great, especially when enjoying it on the way back home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!
Having candy at the diner or dinner, and in bed for a romantic candy treat
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Ruin the order and create chaos
Come on down yo, here's the address
Come on down, I'll give you the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,
I'm located at 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue
Right next to, gentlemen's club.
I'm located next to a strip club
Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Downtown Music Publishing
Written by: Bert Berns, Robert Feldman, Richard Gottehrer, Gerald Goldstein
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
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I want candy, bubble gum, and taffy
Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy
Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy
I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy, I want candy!
put it in a pile, split it with my bitty 50/50 down the line
kinda like close encounters of the cavity kind
im talkin liquorice kisses, talkin chocodile smiles
I want candy, i got a sugar tooth
put on your shin gaurds, Sandy, 'cause i wanna knock boots
lick my peppermint stick til' the lollipop droops
gumdrop that dont stop til' its licked knot loose
(ladies)
candy... candy...
i need candy bubble gum, and taffy
get in my way punk, you're gonna get ya ass beat, nasty
Do it till your dad sees, embarass your whole family
Just 'cause you came between a kid and his candy
I need candy, any kind'll do
Don't care if it's nutritious or "FDA approved"
It's gonna make me spaz like bobcats on booze
A hyperactive juice that only I can produce
And fuel a giant drill, bore straight into Hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And Hock the diet pills that MC Pee Pants has created
I need candy, want some candy, eat candy til' I'm dead
I'll kill you for some candy, give me candy, candy head!
Where you keepin' all the candy?!
Who made you candy king?!
If you dont give me some candy, I will make the ladies sing!
(ladies)
Candy, in tha morning, candy on the way to school
Candy, at school, at lunch in the afternoon
Candy, in school, on your way home from school
Candy, at diner,at dinner, in bed!
Mess up the mix, mix up the mess
Come on down yo, here's the address
At 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue,
Right next to, gentlemen's club.
@mibevan
"Hey which one of you's been playing I LIKE CANDY, for a friggen week?"
@The1pokemaster1
Evan Bernardi it was your other neighbor. Meatwad.
@apex3d595
"I want candy...bubble gum...daa DAMMIT!"
@Damacles9
"You know what?? It doesn't matter because it keeps running inside my head and it won't leave unless I blow it out...with a BULLET!!!"
@dankbilly16
wait... Wharf... avenue???
thats next to melon shakers
i mean the gentlemans club.
@homieschampsrule
Me
@sparkarez
Heard this song at Spencer’s today and it immediately brought a smile to my face.
@bobpope3656
I didn’t even knows Spencer’s still excited 4 years go
@emcee9899
@@bobpope3656 apparently they still exist even now.
@jssekyl
@@emcee9899 I wonder if that was the last time MC Chris was played on spencer's speakers