Constipation Blues
Screamin' Jay Hawkins Lyrics


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Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness, being broke... Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position. We name this song: "Constipation Blues".

UMM-UMMMH, aeoh
UMM-UOOMH
OOH!
OH!
UH UH
Aaah
UOH, aah
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
I don't believe I can take much more
Let it go
Aah
Got a pain down inside
Won't be denied
Yeah, every time I try
I can't be satisfied
Let it go!
WOAH, UMMH
Let it, let it go!
OH!
WAAAAOOOH!
This pain down inside
Just won't let me be satisfied
Let it go!

SPLASH!!! SPSHHH....
Feel, ah, I feel alright
Yeah, I feel alright
SPLASH!!! Shpsh...
Yeah
I feel alright
SPLASH!
Flush

Phew
Phew




Phew...
Feel alright

Overall Meaning

Screamin' Jay Hawkins's "Constipation Blues" is a humorous and raunchy commentary on constipation. Hawkins introduces the song as something different from the norm, not a love song, heartbreak or money issues, instead, he sings about real pain. The lyrics follow Hawkins discussing the excruciating pain from being constipated, moaning and groaning, begging for relief, and trying to let it go. He sings about his struggle to find relief from the constant pain and how his attempts are not enough to satisfy him. As the music continues, there is a dramatic pause before Hawkins makes a release, flushing the toilet and feeling relieved.


Hawkins's lyrics in "Constipation Blues" are comical and straightforward. However, the song can also be interpreted as a metaphor for other forms of pain and release. The idea that holding onto something for too long can cause physical and emotional pain is something many can relate to. The song's lyrics also play with cultural taboos surrounding toileting and bodily functions. Overall, "Constipation Blues" is a humorous and catchy song that pokes fun at an everyday struggle many can relate to.


Line by Line Meaning

UMM-UMMMH, aeoh
The sound of the singer reflecting the sounds of the pain he is going through


UMM-UOOMH
The sound of the singer straining


OOH!
The singer is feeling the physical agony of the constipation


OH!
Exclamation of the singer's pain - he can hardly hold it in anymore


UH UH
The singer is physically uncomfortable and can hardly contain his discomfort


Aaah
A sound of relief that comes from release of gas during the process of defecation


UOH, aah
Another exclamation from the singer as intense as earlier lines signaling uncomfortable situation


Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go!
The singer's urging his bowels to let go of the constipated stool


I don't believe I can take much more
The singer has been going through the digestive pain for quite some time and is at his wit's end


Let it go
Repetition of the singer urging his bowels to let go of the constipated stool


Aah
Another sound of relief that comes from any movement in the bowel, signaling stool is about to pass through


Got a pain down inside
Singer is describing his acute abdominal pain as the stool presses and distends his rectum


Won't be denied
The pain from constipation can't simply be ignored or pushed through


Yeah, every time I try
The singer has given his best to pass a stool, but the attempts have been largely unsuccessful


I can't be satisfied
The constipated stool and the bowel atony are preventing the singer from feeling like his evacuations are complete


WOAH, UMMH
Singer is experiencing chills through bowel's muscle spasms, signaling parasympathetic nervous system stimulation


Let it, let it go!
Singer is now exasperated and is begging his rectum to release the stool


OH!
Exclamation of the constipation pain


WAAAAOOOH!
Singer somehow experiences chest pain due to the Vagal nerve stimulation, causing feeling of breathlessness


This pain down inside
The chronic constipation pain has now become the supreme focus of the singer's existence


Just won't let me be satisfied
The insatiable need for a proper stool is leaving the singer always hungry for an evacuation


SPLASH!!! SPSHHH....
Singer is now in the toilet trying his best to pass the stool with the help of a lot of straining and grunting


Feel, ah, I feel alright
Singer has given birth to a stool, and the sense of relief after all the pain is what he is expressing now


Yeah, I feel alright
The release of the stool finally brings a sense of relief to the singer's constant constipation pain


SPLASH!!! Shpsh...
Stool splashes in the toilet as the singer's body expels it


Yeah
The feeling of liberation from the constipation is expressed by the singer


I feel alright
Expression of the relief that comes after constipation pain has been eradicated


SPLASH!
No more commentary, just sound of the stool falling in a mass into the toilet water


Flush
The call to action to the singer to flush the toilet is expressed.


Phew
Singer expresses that it was a long, tiring process, and the draining effect of this the evacuation is felt.


Phew
The song finishes with the singer expressing deep relief and pleasure that the constipation wants to be over.


Phew...
Relief of finished evacuation and relaxation of stomach muscles.


Feel alright
Complete joy and freedom from pain after evacuation are expressed by the singer.




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Comments from YouTube:

JWK

This song almost made it to #2 on the charts.

ScreaminMadMurphy

that's such a perfect joke holy shit I'm dying

David Saroea

Ha just got that

zloboslav

😂😂😂💀💀💀

Mace Griffin

I think you spelled sharts wrong

Tim Sears

LOL

Kevin Taylor

I played this for my wife in a moment when she was... struggling... She laughed hard enough that it ACTUALLy helped!!!

TroubleToby

This is going to sound like I'm joking or just being VERY inappropriate, but what did this to her. I ask cuz it happened to me for the first and (thank GOD) only time a year ago, and I want to know how to avoid it. I have looked on medical sites but nothing was unequivocally relevant to me so I started asking random people who suffered. Ty.✌👍👌

Kevin Taylor

@TroubleToby Whole thing was a joke, I;m not married.

TroubleToby

@Kevin Taylor Wow. Didn't see that coming. I'm as devastated as my asshole was when I finally pushed thru, lol. No, of course. Just kidding. Thanks anyway.😉👍👍👍

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