I Am the Cool
Screamin' Jay Hawkins Lyrics


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I'm the one your mama warned you about
When you see me, I will leave you no doubt
I'm the coolest man that ever walked this earth
I've been the coolest since the day of my birth
I am the cool

I drive a little red sports car, as you plainly can see
Them young girls, I can't keep 'em away from me
You know Madonna? Well I saw her yesterday
Had too many women so I pushed her away
Walked into the Paramount Hotel in New York City
There were 72 women waiting there just for me
Just one problem with all these women so fine:
So many of them, so little time
I am the cool

I wear the coolest clothes that ever could be
I look so good even Calvin Klein stares at me
Red bands on my hat, a glass of chavvers in my hand
One look at me and the little girls understand
Someone come up with a gun to steal the rolex off my wrist
Two seconds later he was down with one blow of my fist
I dragged his sorry ass to the town in the middle of the day
I hung him up on a flagpole with a sign, "Don't mess with Screamin' Jay"
I am the cool

The finest restaurants, well they all know me by my name
They gave me the best table and send everyone else away
Pheasant under glass, lobster and steak tartar
Finished it off with a fine cuban cigar
Headed on back home to my penthouse suite
With a fine young lady who's good enough to eat
She feeds me grapes and cheese and opens a Dom Perignon
And we made love until the night time's gone
I am the cool

Frozen
Cold
Icicles on the toes
I am the cool




I'm winter
I'm a blizzard

Overall Meaning

The song "I Am the Cool" by Screamin' Jay Hawkins is a self-aggrandizing song where the singer proclaims himself as the coolest man on earth. Right from the first line, Hawkins claims that he is the man who was warned by the 'mama' and others to stay away from. He asserts to further prove his point that no one can doubt his status once they see him. Hawkins goes on to list examples of why he believes he is the coolest ever, such as owning a little red sports car, being chased by young girls and dismissing Madonna when he had too many women.


Hawkins also goes on to explain his cool demeanor in various situations such as how he wears the coolest clothes that would make 'Calvin Klein' stare at him, and how he handles threats to himself, such as an attempt to steal his Rolex watch. He beats up his attacker with one punch and then hangs him with the message, "Don't mess with Screamin' Jay." Hawkins also claims he is a man of fine taste, noting how the finest restaurants know him by his name and give him the best table. He eats exotic foods, finishes off with a Cuban cigar, and goes back to his penthouse suite with a lady good enough to eat.


The last few lines of the song suggest that he is the personification of winter, the coolest season that can create blizzards and icicles, emphasizing his overall coolness.


Line by Line Meaning

I'm the one your mama warned you about
I'm the bad boy your mother told you to stay away from


When you see me, I will leave you no doubt
When you meet me, you'll know immediately who I am


I'm the coolest man that ever walked this earth
I'm the epitome of coolness that's ever existed


I've been the coolest since the day of my birth
I've had coolness in my DNA, right from the beginning


I am the cool
I am the embodiment of coolness


I drive a little red sports car, as you plainly can see
I own a flashy red sports car that catches everyone's attention


Them young girls, I can't keep 'em away from me
I attract a lot of young girls, who can't resist me


You know Madonna? Well I saw her yesterday
I'm so cool that I even know celebrities like Madonna


Had too many women so I pushed her away
I had so many women around me that I didn't have time for Madonna


Walked into the Paramount Hotel in New York City
I entered a premier hotel in New York City


There were 72 women waiting there just for me
I was so popular with women that 72 of them came to see me


Just one problem with all these women so fine:
The only issue with having so many beautiful women around me is:


So many of them, so little time
I don't have enough time to spend with all of them


I wear the coolest clothes that ever could be
I have the most fashionable clothing, that no one else can match


I look so good even Calvin Klein stares at me
Calvin Klein, the fashion icon, admires my style


Red bands on my hat, a glass of chavvers in my hand
I wear a hat with red bands and carry a glass of chavvers in my hand


One look at me and the little girls understand
A single glance from me is enough to impress the young girls


Someone come up with a gun to steal the rolex off my wrist
An armed robber tried to steal the rolex watch from my wrist


Two seconds later he was down with one blow of my fist
I knocked him out with just one hit of my fist


I dragged his sorry ass to the town in the middle of the day
I took him to the town in broad daylight


I hung him up on a flagpole with a sign, "Don't mess with Screamin' Jay"
I hung him up on a flagpole with a warning sign that read, 'Don't mess with Screamin' Jay'


The finest restaurants, well they all know me by my name
The top-notch restaurants recognize me by my name


They gave me the best table and send everyone else away
They reserved the best table exclusively for me and turned everyone else away


Pheasant under glass, lobster and steak tartar
I ordered fancy dishes like pheasant under glass, lobster, and steak tartar


Finished it off with a fine cuban cigar
I enjoyed a high-quality Cuban cigar to finish my meal


Headed on back home to my penthouse suite
I returned to my lavish penthouse suite


With a fine young lady who's good enough to eat
I was accompanied by a beautiful woman, who looked delicious


She feeds me grapes and cheese and opens a Dom Perignon
She served me grapes, cheese, and a bottle of expensive champagne, Dom Perignon


And we made love until the night time's gone
We made passionate love to each other until the night ended


I am the cool
I am the embodiment of coolness


Frozen
Very cold


Cold
Extremely chilly


Icicles on the toes
Toes covered with ice, due to being very cold


I am the cool
I am the personification of coolness


I'm winter
I symbolize the coldness of winter


I'm a blizzard
I am just like the powerful and intense storm, a blizzard




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Written by: Jalacy Hawkins

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