Count To Three
Screeching Weasel Lyrics


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i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in the back of my head get the fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better run count to three i've had it up to here count to three i'm gonna count to one two three you better disappear i'm twice the man you'll ever be i got two brass balls to prove it baby i've been stylin' since you wore short pants now i'm taking names and kicking ass count to three i'll fuck up your good time count to three and listen to you whine count to three it's past your bedtime dude count to three i'm gonna count to one two three and then you better move count to three i've had it up to here count to three you better disappear count to three i'll fuck up all your fun count to three and now you better run




Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Screeching Weasel's song "Count To Three" are about a person who is frustrated with another group of individuals and their behavior. The singer asserts their dominance by claiming to have "eyes in the back of [their] head" and threatening to physically harm them if they do not leave them alone. The chorus repeats the phrase "count to three" followed by a warning to run or disappear. The singer also brags about their confidence and toughness, claiming to be "twice the man you'll ever be" with "two brass balls to prove it" and having been "stylin' since you wore short pants." Overall, the lyrics suggest a desire to exert power and control over others.


This song can be interpreted as a critique of toxic masculinity and the harm it can cause to both the singer and those around them. The singer's violent threats and need to assert their dominance can be seen as harmful and indicative of deeper issues with insecurity and self-esteem. The repetition of the phrase "count to three" also reinforces the idea that violence is the only solution to conflicts, rather than peaceful resolution.


Line by Line Meaning

i've had it with you and your friends
I'm tired of dealing with you and your group of associates.


i got eyes in the back of my head
I am aware of everything that's going on around me, even behind me.


get the fuck away from me or i'll put you right over my knee
If you don't leave me alone, I will punish you severely.


count to three i'll ruin all your fun
If you give me three seconds, I will use that time to disrupt your enjoyment.


count to three and then you better run
After counting to three, it would be in your best interest to flee.


count to three i've had it up to here
I have reached my limit, so you should start counting to three.


count to three i'm gonna count to one two three you better disappear
Once you reach the count of three, I will also count to three and expect you to vanish.


i'm twice the man you'll ever be i got two brass balls to prove it baby
I am more substantial than you in every way, and my confidence is unbreakable.


i've been stylin' since you wore short pants now i'm taking names and kicking ass
I have been cool and collected for a long time, but now I am ready to fight and win.


count to three i'll fuck up your good time
If you let me count to three, I will disrupt your pleasurable experience.


count to three and listen to you whine
Once I count to three, I expect to hear you complain and cry about the outcome.


count to three it's past your bedtime dude
It's time for you to leave, and you should start counting to three to prepare.


count to three i'm gonna count to one two three and then you better move
Once you count to three, I will count to three, and you need to depart immediately.


count to three i've had it up to here
I have reached my limit, and I'm telling you to start counting to three.


count to three you better disappear
By the time you finish counting to three, you should have vanished.


count to three i'll fuck up all your fun
Give me three seconds, and I will ruin any enjoyment you are having.


count to three and now you better run
Once you finish counting to three, you need to flee and never come back.




Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing
Written by: ROBERT JOHN FOSTER

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