Guest List
Screeching Weasel Lyrics


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I was hanging out at the show
feeling like a fat potato
I don't know what I'm doing here
I saw her at the door and
she looked as bored as me
so I got her in
I put her on the guest list
at the show and now I get
to watch her dance like
the other weirdos do
I saw she brought a camera
She did the groin-o-rama and
we were really having fun
I told her I was the lead singer




I felt like Harvey Klinger and
then she smacked me in the head

Overall Meaning

The opening lines of Screeching Weasel's song Guest List describe a feeling of anxiety and discomfort at a show. The singer compares themselves to a "fat potato," which suggests low self-esteem and feelings of inadequacy. As they find themselves at the concert, they see a girl who seems as out of place as they do. In a moment of boldness, the singer adds her to the guest list and they bond over their shared boredom.


The second verse of the song sees the two of them having fun together. The girl brings out a camera and they engage in the "groin-o-rama," a dance move that suggests carefree and exuberant behavior. The singer inflates their own importance by claiming to be the lead singer, akin to Harvey Klinger, a character from the movie Private Benjamin. The girl's reaction is to smack the singer in the head, indicating that she sees through their pretensions.


Overall, Guest List is a song about feeling out of place and connecting with someone who shares similar feelings. It also touches on themes of self-aggrandizement and the tendency to exaggerate one's accomplishments or importance.


Line by Line Meaning

I was hanging out at the show
I was present at the show


feeling like a fat potato
feeling out of place and uncomfortable


I don't know what I'm doing here
uncertain of the reason for being there


I saw her at the door and
caught a glimpse of her at the entrance


she looked as bored as me
appeared to be just as uninterested as me


so I got her in
managed to get her entry


I put her on the guest list
added her name to the list of guests


at the show and now I get
since she's on the list, I am privileged to


to watch her dance like
observe her dancing along with


the other weirdos do
other eccentric individuals in the audience


I saw she brought a camera
noticed that she had a camera with her


She did the groin-o-rama and
performed a suggestive dance move


we were really having fun
enjoying the moment


I told her I was the lead singer
bragged that I was the frontman


I felt like Harvey Klinger and
felt powerful and influential like Harvey Klinger


then she smacked me in the head
suddenly hit me in the head, possibly as a reaction to my boasting




Lyrics © Wixen Music Publishing
Written by: BENJAMIN M. FOSTER, DAN P. SCHAFER, BENJAMIN M FOSTER, DAN P SCHAFER

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